CPF Bans Pete Doherty’s Whirlpool Effect
MORE news from the Celebrity Police Force which has issued a statement that reads:
“The issue is not the act itself, it is the profile of fans that follow the act. Wiltshire police do not have an issue with Pete Doherty or Babyshambles.”
The CPF has been looking at the running order for Wiltshire’s Moonfest Wiltshire. THE CPF have made noises about crowd safely, but Anorak feels the running order is not to the CPF’s liking, and it would be better if it were reset to comply with staff overtime and bonuses.
Says the tabloid Telegraph:
Chief Superintendent Julian Kirby added: “We carried out an analysis of what Pete Doherty and his band does.
“What he does as part of his routine is to gee up the crowd. They speed up and then slow down the music and create a whirlpool effect in the crowd.
“They (the crowd) all get geed up and then they start fighting.”
How the analysis was carried out is unspecified, but the police canteen is in disarray, so too the Chief Supers tie…
August 20th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Ah! Right! A bit like my Mum and Grandmothers used to say about Elvis!
All that thrusting made people hormonal - and they would want to be shagging instead of going to work! Right! I get it!
This is not to support Babyshambles - or the Prick that’s only famous because of who he shagged a lot.
Anybody who can name a band after the slaughter of innocents is just a fucking Half-Wit in my expert judgement.