The Plot To Kill Gordon Brown, Aka Gordan Brown
FIVE people have been arrested in alleged plot to kill Gordon Brown, or..:
The message, written in English, allegedly included a threat to target “all the political leaders, especially Tony Blair and Gordan (sic) Brown”.
A damning indiuctment of our education system, and a pretty shoddy showing for Gordon Brown, who after an entire year in power is known among alleged extremists as “Gordan”. Are all, alleged, jihadis thick?
Not that the alleged plotters are all that bright:
The arrests, which are part of an ongoing investigation by Lancashire Constabulary and Greater Manchester Counter Terrorism Unit, came several months after a group calling itself Al-Qaeda in Britain posted a statement on a jihadi website calling for Brown’s death. The site also demanded the withdrawal of British troops from Iraq and Afghanistan.
As subtle plots go this is right up there with creating another departure gate at Glasgow Airport. Budding jihadis hellbent on murder may care to use a code next time, perhaps calling Gordon/Gordan Brown “Anthea Turner” or Noel Edmonds” to best avoid detection…
This is shaping up to another thought crime, like this one?

August 28th, 2008 at 1:57 am
Oh my God!!! Actually my thought crimes are possibly a lot worse than this but ………….
Even though I think that Gordon is in the wrong job for the wrong reasons (Tony Blair!) and makes the wrong decisions about dear old Blighty for the wrong reasons (Europe!) - he must not be on somebody’s hit-list!!! Ever!
I think that all these Jihadinis should be dragged to the nearest Cathedral in chains - and made to listen to Gordon Brown’s sermons over and over again on a poor quality tape-recorder until their fucking ears bleed!
These Jihadinis are the reason that we are in Afghanistan and Iraq!
The nasty, violent, biggoted little retro cowards.
And when the Coco Commentariat Party get into Parliament I am going into Iran and Indonesia and a few other countries I won’t mention just yet - (just to get them worried!) lol
So what are they going to do about that then? Twats.
Do a Ken Bigley on me? - With an extra blunt knife? - You arse-wipes!
And don’t kidnap me while I’m sat on the Waitrose car-park having a fag! Come around to my house - I will leave the front door open for you.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:15 am
coco, where have the liberals etc gone ? my goodness we’ve got the choice between bumpkins and facists now by the looks of it