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Madeleine McCann: They Call Me Maddie, In Venezuela And African Bingo

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE SUNDAY EXPRESS (front page): “IS THIS WHO TOOK MADDIE?”

A change in the quotidian Express story. No longer is Madeleine, “MADELEINE”. Madeleine McCann is now “MADDIE”. It’s the name the media, mostly, have dubbed her.

Maddie is what the missing child has taken to calling herself when she visits party shops in Amsterdam

So who took her. The Express has a photfit.

NEWS OF THE WORLD (front page): “I spotted Maddie’s tell-tale eye”

This is the least savoury headline Anorak has read on the matter for some time…

“I WAS AFRAID TO GRAB HER – Witness was sure restaurant girl was Maddie but feared causing a scene”

A VITAL new witness in the hunt for Madeleine McCann has told cops: “I saw Maddie. I know it was her—I saw the unique blemish in her eye.”

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Posted: 10th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (39) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Camping In Kingsnorth With Caroline Lucas

BACK to Kingsnorth power plant, Kent, where campaigners are protesting about a new replacement power plant. To the climate camp, then, in the company of the Guardian’s Caroline Lucas:

Sitting in a teepee in the peaceful Kent countryside, surrounded by campaigners from across the UK mulling over the future of renewable energy and swapping vegan cake recipes, you could be forgiven for temporarily forgetting the outside world and its many woes.

Because you’re too busy wondering what the hell you did wrong in life to bring you to this hellhole?

Posted: 9th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: With Columnists Lorraine Kelly And Deborah Orr

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE COLUMNISTS

LORRAINE KELLY (The Sun): “Watch your kids for Maddie’s sake”

It’s cellar-busting, tabloid bingo stalwart Lorraine Kelly:

OF all the many cruelties inflicted on Madeleine McCann’s parents, the possibility that their little girl begged an Amsterdam shop assistant for help shortly after she went missing is surely the deepest cut of all.

Begged? But it was Madeleine, right? Or Maddie as she  – and the press – now know her by.

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Posted: 9th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (169) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Greedy Newspapers Banking On Maddy In Brussels, And Naming Rights

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

DAILY EXPRESS (front page): “MADELEINE: I SAW HER ON MONDAY”

“Guard tells police she was in a Brussels bank”

Can Madeleine McCann be the new Patti Hearst? What of the theory that she was kidnapped by freedom fighters, the Symbionese Liberation Army, and is being trained in covert operations and crime?

A bank worker in Brussels reported seeing Madeleine accompanied by a woman of North African appearance on Monday morning.

To Belgium, one of the low countries.

THE SUN (front page): “MADDIE: SEEN FIVE SAYS AGO.”

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Posted: 9th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Money, Tabloids | Comments (69) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


SNP Councillor And Family Shoot AK47s In Pakistan

JAHANGIR Hanif, 46, a Scottish National Party councillor, has been shooting an AK47, in Pakistan:

A millionaire politician was suspended by his party yesterday after photographs were published of him apparently taking his family — including his five-year-old daughter — to fire an AK47 assault rifle at a military-style camp in Pakistan.

Photographs of Jahangir Hanif, 46, a Scottish National Party councillor in Glasgow who has campaigned against violent crime, were published yesterday by a newspaper beneath the headline: “Councillor Kalashnikov”. He admitted last night that his behaviour had been “foolish and inappropriate”.

His 17-year-old daughter, Noor, described how she and four of her siblings were driven in a blacked-out vehicle to an alleged training base in mountains near the Kashmir border and encouraged to fire the powerful weapon.

Video footage passed to the Glasgow Evening Times showed Mr Hanif’s youngest daughter, Sana, aged 5 at the time, being helped to fire the gun, the newspaper said. His son Ameer, now 14, also fired the Russian-designed rifle — the weapon of choice for Taleban insurgents in Afghanistan, with a firing rate of 600 rounds a minute — as did his daughters Zainab, 13, and Amina, 10, the paper added.

When contacted about the video, Mr Hanif said “What?” before the line went dead, the Evening Times reported.

Stupid? Is this any differnt to an American shooting AK47s for fun?

Posted: 8th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


No Jumpers At RBS And Bankers Guess On Interest Rates

WHY is it that if the financial sector is down we are all supposed to feel down?

The FT’s Samuel Brittan is right to say that the financial sector is not the whole of the economy.

Financial services account for about 12 per cent of UK gross national product. The “wholesale” sector – from which the current crunch originated – contributes just under 4 per cent, although more than that of any other European Union country except Luxembourg.

Beaten by Luxembourg… The shame. First Eurovision. Now this. What it means is that if banks are doing badly, it need not be the be all and end all to all of us.

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Posted: 8th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Money | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watching The Beijing Olympics On The Radio

SUCH is the density of smog, the Beijing Games might be the first Olympiad that is best viewed on the radio.

Olympic fans can recreate the glory of the Beijing games by locking themselves in a small, stuffy room – the downstairs loo is our tip, or a wheelie bin – lighting a pack of fags, spritzing the place with athletes’ foot power and eating a steaming hot plate of sweet and sour duck fat.

Says the Times on its front page: “Beijing Games to begin in smog of controversy.”

All day yesterday Beijing was obscured by thick grey air, a phenomenon known in the Chinese state media as “overcast and hazy skies”, and described by the rest of the world as smog.

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Posted: 8th, August 2008 | In: Back pages, Broadsheets | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Paedophiles, Belgium And Anna Stam Is Famous

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

DAILY EXPRESS (front page): “MADELEINE: I SAW HER ON A TRAM.”

All aboard. Here’s some the hacks…

“New sighting is linked to paedophile network.”

Linked by “Scotland Yard”. That’s enough evidence for the Express.

The Sun has more:

An email from John Shord of Scotland Yard’s elite clubs and vice intelligence unit reveals that a ring of child abusers made an order for a young girl just THREE days before Maddie was snatched. Her photo was passed to the gang and the chilling deal concluded.

Grim stuff. But no link to Madeleine McCann.

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Posted: 8th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (406) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Spotting In Amsterdam, Kate McCann’s Letter And Walking Off Set

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

DAILY EXPRESS (front page): “MADELEINE: SHE COULD BE ALIVE”

Madeleine McCann has resumed her pitch on the Express’ front page. And the news is positive. But let’s not carried away on a wave of hope, Anorak has seen a peek at tomorrow’s front-page exclusive –“MADELEINE: SHE COULD BE DEAD”.

To Amsterdam, where one Anna Stam says “she is haunted by the face ‘of the angelic child with the big sad eyes’ who came into her shop near Amsterdam’s red light district.”

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Posted: 7th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (347) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jordan’s Letter To The Times

JORDAN, aka Katie Price, has written a letter to The Times.

Sir,:

So the Cartier Polo International was happy to invite a man convicted of assault on an elderly couple, dozens of aristocrats and an assortment of would-be actresses in minuscule dresses. But it wouldn’t have me. More than 35,000 people came to the polo match last weekend but I was excluded.

Why? I’m a successful author and businesswoman, a rider, I am learning to play polo and I compete in dressage events. I rode my first horse when I was 7, and saved up to rent my first pony, Star, when I was 11. He was the ugliest, hairiest pony in the yard but I adored him. My mum couldn’t afford for me to go to Pony Club but it didn’t stop me going to gymkhanas. I just wanted to beat all those smart little girls in their perfect jodphurs and jackets.

All my life I’ve been surrounded by horses, I earned my pocket money sweeping out stables and I now have six horses. I’ve been invited to take part in the Royal Horse of the Year show, I’ve even played a charity polo match at Cowdray Park.

My book Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book was shortlisted for the WHSmith children’s prize and I have written a bestselling series of stories about ponies. I know more about fetlocks and forelocks than most of the celebrities invited by Cartier and the Chinawhite nightclub. I’ve certainly mucked out more horses.

I also have a business career, I’ve a No1 perfume and a lingerie line. I’m a wife working as hard as I can to bring up my children, Harvey, Junior and Princess Tiaamii, and be a good role model for them.

I didn’t want to go to Windsor to meet royalty. I’ve met the Prince of Wales and the Queen before. I don’t need to be photographed with the A-list, I’ve met quite enough celebrities. I wanted to watch the matches and give my family a treat.

It’s pure snobbery. However good a horsewoman I may be, I’m also a glamour model. That embarrassed the organisers. I paid Chinawhite £6,000 for my table, but my manager was told that I was not the sort of person they wanted. Eliza Doolittle went to the races with Henry Higgins after a few elocution lessons, In Pretty Woman Julia Roberts went to the polo straight from Sunset Boulevard, but in the 21st century we have become even more class-ridden. Unless you are a toff or an aspiring actress, they don’t want you.

Polo should be for people who love horses, not a media charade. It should be about the sport. Horses are a wonderful hobby, one that gets you outside and keeps you fit. They should be for everyone – little girls, glamour girls, working-class girls like me. No one should be excluded.

For your comments…

Posted: 6th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Police Log: Robbers Robbed And OCD Victim Gets Clean Away

POLICE LOG: Crime in the news…

Clean Up The Community:

A woman has been let off her community service order imposed for handling a stolen mobile phone because of her obsession with cleanliness.

Llandudno magistrates’ court heard that 18-year-old Emma McNicholas was worried about working in a charity shop because of second hand property. North Wales probation service accepted she had obsessive compulsive disorder.

District judge David Webster was told there was no other work available that would not involve cleanliness issues.Defence solicitor Chris Dawson said she had failed to pick up litter previously because of her situation.

Robbers Robbed:

Robbers who stole diamonds valued at £217,000 from a jeweller’s shop were foiled by shoppers who removed the keys from their getaway car.

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Posted: 6th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, TV & Radio | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madonna’s Joker Face Is Hewn From Stone

TAKE a gander at Madonna, with her “Mount Rushmore cheekbones, the angular jawline, the smoothed forehead, the plumped skin, the heartlike shape of the face“.

Madonna is on the cover of New York magazine. The accompanying article says Madonna has the “ultimate face”.

The ultimate face for what is not said.

But a clue comes via the Telegraph, which quotes Writer Jonathan Van Meter:

“Looking at Madonna, I kept thinking of the British expression for reconditioning a saddle: having it ‘restuffed’.”

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Posted: 6th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: McCanns Outrage Or Fury

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

Hacks are sifting through the Portuguese police’s files.

And reporters are divided: are the McCanns outraged or furious?

McCanns outraged over files

McCanns outraged over unseen e-fits

Outrage. Outrage. Outrage. Outrage.

Fury over book on the McCanns by disgraced police detective

Kate’s Fury

OUR DESPAIR OUR FURY OUR FUTURE

McCann’s fury at the Portuguese as they are finally cleared

Madeleine McCann: Kate and Gerry’s’ fury at ‘club’ devoted to

Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury. Fury.

Disgrace in Holland:

The couple’s spokesman Clarence Mitchell said: “If it was Madeleine, it was a disgrace that it was not passed on. We need to know what happened with this.

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Posted: 6th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (877) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Frozen Terror, This Is A Bedroom, Lying Police And A Song

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE SUN (front page) “MADDIE’S BED”

“First photo of room…”

But we’ve seen the room before, last November.

“…hours after abduction”.

Oh.

Pages 4-5: “TERROR FROZEN IN PICS”

Terror turns out to look like an empty bedroom.

Know that “by grim coincidence” “Maddies’s passport “expired yesterday”

Such are the facts.

INSIDE FLAT WHERE MADDIE VANISHED

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Posted: 5th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (215) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Michael Gove On How The Guardian Media Group’s Zoo, Nuts And News Corp Corrupt Minds

SAYS Michael Gove, the Conservative’s education spokesman, and Times hack:

“Titles such as Nuts and Zoo paint a picture of women as permanently, lasciviously, uncomplicatedly available.

“The images they use and project reinforce a very narrow conception of beauty and a shallow approach towards women. They celebrate thrill-seeking and instant gratification without ever allowing any thought of responsibility towards others, or commitment, to intrude.”

Nuts and Zoo, the Argos jewellery section of the magazine shop.

Here’s a thought, Mr Gove: boys who buy Nuts and Zoo do so because they can’t reach the topshelf magazines.

Mr Gove’s thoughts are published in the Guardian. (The words hereunder are scored through because of  the comments below, and a note to Anorak from Simon Waldman, Director of Digital Strategy and Development, Guardian Media Group):

In March 2008 Emap plc was acquired by Eden Bidco Ltd, a joint venture between Apax and Guardian Media Group plc.

Emap publishes Zoo. The Guardian is run by The Scott Trust – “As the sole shareholder in Guardian Media Group the Scott Trust measures the return on its investment in terms broader than pure financial performance.”

The Scott Trust values are:

  • honesty
  • cleanness (now interpreted as integrity)
  • courage
  • fairness
  • a sense of duty to the reader and the community

We put these principles into action and fulfil our responsibilities primarily through our day-to-day business conduct and the editorial content of our newspapers, websites and other media.

Cleanness – all the girls on Zoo are scrubbed ready for your inspection.

Michael Gove writes for The Times, owned by New Corp, publishers of How to Make Love Like a Porn Star (Jenna Jameson), The Sun (Page 3 Girls) and the News of The World, which contains adverts for readers to call dirty college girls live.

Anorak feels dirty just writing about it…

Posted: 4th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Keith Vaz Is Batman’s Biggest Joker

SAYS the glutinous Keith Vaz on the matter of Batman:

“The BBFC should realise there are scenes of gratuitous violence in The Dark Knight to which I certainly would not take my 11-year-old daughter. It should be a 15 certificate.”

Oh, the embarrassment of being the younger Vaz, daughter to the oleaginous chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee. Oh, to presume that your 11-year-old daughter would want to go to the cinema with her dad, a man once censored for a “serious breaches of the Code of Conduct and a contempt of the House”.

But Vaz is not alone.

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Posted: 4th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann At the Edinburgh Festival And In The Airport Carpark

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE GUARDIAN: “: Has the Fringe lost its sense of fun?”

“With shows about the Holocaust, military abuse and repressive societies, theatre in Edinburgh is trying to be more serious than ever. Is that a good thing?”

Mark Fisher is that big performing artzzzz show. He sees entertainment in suffering. He sees Madeleine McCann:

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Posted: 4th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann | Comments (198) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


An Earthopoly Of Truth In Kingsnorth

THE Kingsnorth climate camp has been created in protest against a modern coal-fired power station, the first to be built in 30 years. It will be built at Kingsnorth in Kent.

Ashok Sinha writes:

There’s a little village in Kent called Kingsnorth, population 7,000. You probably haven’t heard of it. It’s got a doctor’s surgery, a pub, two primary schools and a part-time post office.

Ah, bucolic Kingsnorth, scene of rural splendour. And if Sinha turns around he might just see ye olde coal-powered power station sticking over the golden fields.

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Posted: 4th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Australia’s Age Of Climate Change

THE AGE is hot on climate change:

If society is to confront climate change, it must change its behaviour and the way it conducts business.

The Age is very hot on the business of climate change:

The Age is rewarding a handful of its best Victorian Real Estate Agent clients with a special bonus: a trip to South America.

Last one to Cannes is a loser…

Via

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The War On Salt With CAOSH, Emma Thompson And Norfolk Council’s Shaker Police

THE man from the Consensus Action On Salt Health is on the BBC’s breakfast show. He’s the man from CAOSH.

Anorak wonders if Sean Connery is a member of CAOSH, or, as is more likely, fighting it in his guise as James Bond?

Emma Thompson, the actress, is not a member of CAOSH. Says she in the Sunday Times:

There is no greater partnership, when on a rock, than that of egg and crisp. Textural reasons present themselves immediately – even, perhaps, to those who have never sampled the above. The softness of the egg marries beautifully with the edges of the crisp – of course it does. That much is obvious. But one can extrapolate the pleasures still further.

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Posted: 3rd, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann: Reading Amaral’s Book, Free Speech And Elvis

MADDIE WATCH – Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann

THE GUARDIAN: “On the front line in the search for Maddie – Gonçalo Amaral’s intriguing memoir of the Madeleine McCann case offers no solution but reveals a man obsessed by the investigation”

Ned Temko is reading Amaral’s book:

It is a shame that this revealing memoir from Gonçalo Amaral, the police chief who ran the Madeleine McCann investigation until he was unceremoniously fired last year, has not been published in English…

Indeed it is. And a disappointment that no British paper has sought to serialise the work. Aren’t we interested in what the copper thinks? Or are we too scared to publish it? What of free speech, then?
Wouldn’t any reader of sound mind dismiss slights against the McCanns’ involvement?

Within minutes of its appearance in Portuguese bookshops, the McCanns’ spokesman let it be known their lawyers would be giving it a thorough read, with an eye to the kind of libel action that ended up costing the Express group £500,000 earlier this year. And that was before the Portuguese authorities finally cleared the couple last month of any suspicion.

We’ve been scared off. But:

Surely it won’t be long before enterprising translators feed the juicier bits to an online conspiracy community that, in the 15 months since the cherubic three-year-old went missing from Praia da Luz, has elevated Madeleine into something close to a new Elvis.

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Posted: 3rd, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (284) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Credit Crunch Does For The Church

DO you hear bells?

Cathedral officials have denied accusations of financial mismanagement after admitting that a £103,000 bequest to pay for new bells had lost two thirds of its value in the credit crunch.

The legacy, consisting of shares thought to be in a high street bank, has lost £67,950 in value in the 18 months since it was made.

Kerching!

Posted: 2nd, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Money | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Innocent Smoothies Not So Innocent

INNOCENT smoothies for green smoothies:

Innocent Smoothies tells consumers on its website that “fruit always travels by boat or rail” because these methods use less fossil fuel than air or road transport per kilo of fruit. Customers are also told the drinks are produced in the UK.

However, the Daily Telegraph can reveal that the drinks are blended on the continent before being driven in dozens of tanker lorries hundreds of miles across Europe for bottling in the UK.

To mix the contents just so…

Posted: 2nd, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Money, Online-PR | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jill Dando, Madeleine McCann, Barry George, Princess Diana And Tabloid Bingo

BARRY George, the oddball, has been cleared of murdering BBC presenter Jill Dando. The papers react:

DAILY EXPRESS: “£1M PAYOUT FOR MAN CLEARED OF KILLING JILL DANDO”

The 48-year-old convicted sex offender spent eight years behind bars and is likely to receive at least £500,000 compensation, plus a similar amount from a media bidding war for his story.

BBC: It’s £250,000.

DAILY MIRROR: Barry George in bid for £1million compensation after being cleared of Jill Dando’s murder

The money’s better in the Mirror:

George, 48, a loner with mental problems whose conviction for shooting dead Crimewatch presenter Jill was based on unreliable forensic evidence, was yesterday found not guilty after an Old Bailey retrial.

GLASGOW DAILY RECORD: “So Who Did Kill Jill?”

This from the Mirror in Scotland:

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Posted: 2nd, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (51) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Irony Of Climate Change

THE time to act on climate change is now, says an editorial in Australia’s The Age:

If society is to confront climate change, it must change its behaviour and the way it conducts business. It has to adapt. If there is one thing that humankind has shown, it is its ability to do just that, which is why investment in research and development is so vital. Never has the importance of human ingenuity and invention been more relevant. This is where political parties enter the room and, hopefully, their leaders switch on the lights.

Spotter: Tim Blair

Posted: 1st, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0