“Ahh, I see the symbolism, each colour represents some politial or religious faction, all jumbled up and chaotic. My job is to unravel the disorder them all and to restore them into a coherent and ordered state”
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September 30th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Good thing I’ve got all day, with nothing else pressing to do, to figure this out.
September 30th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Cubist Rube you say?
September 30th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
How do I get the peel off.
September 30th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
It’s a “withdraw from Iraq timer”, once it’s completed we can bring our boys home.
Looks like they’ll be there for a while yet!
September 30th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
“If I keep twiddling them I’m sure something will click”
September 30th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
“This guy Rubik, was he one of these cubist painters ?”
September 30th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Are you sure there’s a weapon of mass destruction in this thing?
September 30th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Please Alan
GW thinks Castro was behind the Cubism movement.
September 30th, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Take your time George.
If previous Caption Competitions are anything to go by, you’ve got at least a month or so.
September 30th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Gord darn! They told me it was just one red button!
September 30th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Say, this isn’t as exciting as I thought Rude Bits Cube would be
September 30th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Hey look, Dick - I can change the colours on the sides!
September 30th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
This is so simple. Just get my crayon box, will you?
September 30th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Guys take hours trying to do this. Not me. I just pull off the sticky bits and put them all back on in order.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
I jus’ gotta do it! Heck, I’ve got my tie caught up in it.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Course I can get each side all the same colour. Just pop out to Toys R Us and buy a new one.
September 30th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Get each side the same colour? Heck, us Americans can’t even SPELL colour.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Oh please tell me what to do, little colourful alien master, you’re my only real friend!
October 1st, 2007 at 12:20 am
Pa said he could fix it but it looks f*cked to me
October 1st, 2007 at 12:34 am
George: “I kept hearing all of this nonsense of Jena, I had to see it for myself!”
Aid: “Jena, sir?”
George: “Yeah, I can’t push any of the pieces through though, is that why Bowie gave some prize money for it?”
Aid: “Mr. President, that is a rubix cube, not Jenga (the game). Jena is a town in Louisiana where there has been some black and white…”
(Interruption) George: “Unless this has something to do with brownies, I don’t want to know about it! You know the rules!”
October 1st, 2007 at 12:38 am
aid=aide, George always wins!
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That’s Bob Dole’s toy, everybody knows it!
October 1st, 2007 at 12:48 am
A present from Lin Baden, you say?
October 1st, 2007 at 1:56 am
I knew the G-Spot was a lie!
October 1st, 2007 at 4:58 am
Now which one of these ends pops off so I can highlight the axis of evil? I need to highlight the axis of evil!
October 1st, 2007 at 6:04 am
Pretty colors…
October 1st, 2007 at 7:02 am
err…how do I restore it to a state of normalcy?
October 1st, 2007 at 8:35 am
Another chip off the old block
October 1st, 2007 at 8:40 am
“Gee I think Iv’e discovered the key to eternal life”
October 1st, 2007 at 11:00 am
“I guess they’re right! Not playing is the only winning move”
October 1st, 2007 at 11:08 am
“Ahh, I see the symbolism, each colour represents some politial or religious faction, all jumbled up and chaotic. My job is to unravel the disorder them all and to restore them into a coherent and ordered state”