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Caption This: Stelios Arcadiou Is All Ears

stelios-arcadiou Caption This: Stelios Arcadiou Is All Ears

STELIOS Arcadiou is a philosopher and performance artist known as Stelarc. A surgeon has implanted a cultivated ear in his arm.

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30 Responses to “Caption This: Stelios Arcadiou Is All Ears”

  1. pete Says:

    Caption:

    “From Ear to Maternity”

  2. pete Says:

    Penis extension on the NHS

  3. Gander Says:

    I walked past the set then: Blamo- flash bang and Jeff Goldblum’s ear was there.
    Freakin’ Twentieth Century-Fox I’m gonna sue the lugs offfa ‘em…

  4. pete Says:

    Gordon Brown declares hair transplant ‘a success’.

  5. Rikki Says:

    The best news of all ladies and gentlemen is that you can’t get wax n this ear

  6. Alan Bateman Says:

    New arm of the CIA , has secret listening device

  7. Alan Bateman Says:

    “I like another one so I could be right Eerie”

  8. Alan Bateman Says:

    Ear transplant from Lugless Dougles, goes wrong

  9. pete Says:

    Man coaxes right ear back to head by playing imaginary harp.

  10. pete Says:

    or even:

    Man coaxes ear back to head by playing imaginary harp.

  11. Pendragon Says:

    Stelios can’t tell his ears from his elbow

  12. Pendragon Says:

    Now I need a set of armphones

  13. Pendragon Says:

    I went privately for my colostomy and was allowed to decide exactly where I wanted it

  14. Pendragon Says:

    Now, with my mobile hidden inside my sleeve, the Police never think to stop me when I’m driving

  15. Wanderer Says:

    “I still talk to my twin brother that was lost before coming to term….sometimes, I feel like he can hear me.”

  16. pete Says:

    “A surgeon has implanted a cultivated ear”

    This replaces the less expensive ‘chav’ ear.

  17. Andrew Says:

    yeah great.

  18. Mick The Dick Says:

    Give it back to the back of the mouse!

  19. Mick The Dick Says:

    It’s eerie, in it?

  20. toni Says:

    I think I know where Madeleine is, over ear

  21. Roy Says:

    This guy does not know his ears from his elbow!

  22. Alan Bateman Says:

    Latest bluetooth device goes horribly wrong

  23. The Caption Police Says:

    Hi Roy, the “Ears from his elbow” caption has already been done!

  24. Alan Bateman Says:

    Latest bugging device proves to be “armless”

  25. Alan Bateman Says:

    “Next time I’m going to have a dick transplanted on my head”

  26. Alan Bateman Says:

    “Ello!Ello! Ello! what’s going on ear , this is the long arm of the law”

  27. Joel Says:

    “I can now cum in my ear. Yay for me =]”

  28. willo Says:

    “Talk to the forearm!”

  29. willo Says:

    “I can listen around corners now”.

  30. Noseycow Says:

    Have you been ear long stellios?

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