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AN advert for Hampshire Constabulary? Says a spoekesman: “It’s not been an issue with other buses because they tend to have different shaped exhaust pipes”
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October 25th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
It’s Robocop!
October 25th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
PC madness
October 25th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Exhausted after a hard day on the beat.
October 25th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Georgeous George returns to the back of the bus and Anorak!
October 25th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Straight up…..these are the only two coppers I`ve seen in months!
October 25th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Gordon Bennett !…..is it any wonder that the back tyres are flat again.
October 25th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Don’t laugh….. but somebody has nicked the back tyres.
October 25th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
We won’t tolerate concealed weapons.
(John, you’re on a roll
)
October 25th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
The cops at the back recommend new OMO for keeping their shirts white.
October 25th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
On police wages they couldn’t afford a real holiday….so they bought a six zone travel card.
October 25th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
She just can’t wait to get her hands on his truncheon!
October 25th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Can never find a copper when you need one then 2 come along together, (oh thats buses isn’t it).
October 25th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Gee Gerry whats that smell?
Don’t worry Kate thats just my exhaust.
October 26th, 2007 at 1:24 am
So whose gonna tell them that someone has nicked the engine?
October 26th, 2007 at 1:27 am
Let’s go arrest some black guys
October 26th, 2007 at 1:33 am
There is good news and bad news. The good news is that these police officers caught the thug who slashed the bus tyres,punched the driver and robbed 37 elderly passengers.
The bad news is that the judge said that the police had used “excessice force” by holding the mans hand too tight and infringed his human rights by giving him a late breakfast at the police station. The defendant to be freed and awarded ten thousand pound damages(paid from public funds) for emotional stress while in custody.
Well, lets face it…isn’t that’s what happening in PC Britain?
October 26th, 2007 at 7:48 am
Terrorist disguised as a WPC arrested for trying to blow up a bus
October 26th, 2007 at 7:49 am
Yeah, most WPC’s look like the back of a bus
October 26th, 2007 at 7:49 am
George, you’re leaking diesel
October 27th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
She`s impressed by the size of his exhaust and is gagging for it.
October 27th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Two up top,two inside and two at the back……ding, ding!
October 27th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
They fell in love at the back of the bus where(sadly) there was no room for “Nookie”!
October 28th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Making your neighbourhood safer? Yes, if only crime wasn`t going through the roof those words might have real meaning.
November 6th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
The No.23 bus has broken down and so, could June, Duncan,Bill, AGW,Charlie,Bob,Carmen, Randie, Mic, Penster, please get off and PUSH it.
November 6th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
John, how could you??you forgot Torri and Cheryl
November 7th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Forget Torri and Cheryl? They are travelling first-class on a plane……..using Bill’s credit card ! (again)