Caption Competition: Chelsea Clinton
Anorak is bringing back the caption contest.
It was always very popular.
We’re sourcing prizes and a sponsor…
Caption this.
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Anorak is bringing back the caption contest.
It was always very popular.
We’re sourcing prizes and a sponsor…
Caption this.
February 15th, 2008 at 8:13 am
look into my eyes look into my eyes not around the eyes don’t look around the eyes look into my eyes…right you’re under…when I click my finger you will wake up and vote for my mommy so I can have lots of pretty things….321..you’re back in the room.
February 15th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Keep ‘em coming…
February 15th, 2008 at 8:29 am
“Gee, I never realised they got THIS big”
February 15th, 2008 at 8:34 am
“Have I ever told you about my Thyroid problem” ?
February 15th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Gee, Barak, you’re wonderful! Could you even get that lipstick off my teeth?
February 15th, 2008 at 8:56 am
crsytal meth?? what’s that??
February 15th, 2008 at 8:59 am
so you’re a college student.. is that a gun in your pocket or..?
February 15th, 2008 at 9:00 am
no - botox doesn’t make you look at all unatural…
February 15th, 2008 at 9:01 am
anorak - is that enough?? i could go on…
and on…
and on…
February 15th, 2008 at 9:02 am
7, noseycow Says:
February 15th, 2008 at 8:59 am
so you’re a college student.. is that a gun in your pocket or..?
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Is that a gun in your pocket or do you want me to do a Lewnisky?
February 15th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Noseycow,
You have been officially with much pride and delight had the honour of court jester of Anorak been made.
You certainly deserve the title.
Crystal Meth? What’s that?
You guys are all so good today.
February 15th, 2008 at 10:06 am
“You let my mommy win, or I’ll squeeze even harder”
February 16th, 2008 at 2:55 am
“Mom and I got a two-for-one special on eye-lifts!”
February 16th, 2008 at 2:59 am
Hillary orders Chelsea on another superdelegate date… with Obama. Hillary: “You know what they say about those black men, Chelsea”.
February 17th, 2008 at 8:52 am
babyjane
LMAO
hannasus
wow court jester - do i get one of those hats with the bells … 
February 19th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Introducing the new Chelsea Clinton doll. Just insert one (large) battery and her eyes really light up.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Wow! Is that Dad’s saxophone or are you pleased to see me?
February 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
OK, who stole my bicycle saddle?
February 19th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Well, I thought it was Optrex, but it turned out to be superglue.
February 19th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Wow, thought Chelsea, Duracell really do last longer!
February 19th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Latest sequel in the Child’s Play / Chucky movie franchise has more of a political tinge than before.
February 21st, 2008 at 11:21 am
There was Chelsea, sitting in the middle of the road wiyh her teeth bared, doing her rabbit impression, when along came a car with its headlights on full
February 21st, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Just - get - off - my - foot
February 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
“See,with a hand from me,even a Hamlet can become an Havana.”
February 25th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
‘Look into the eyes, not around the eyes, but into the eyes…. and you’re under YOU WILL VOTE FOR MY MOM…123…4…and you’re back in the room’
March 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
How unoriginal am I? I only just read the first comment - I SWEAR I didn’t read it before posting!
Here goes….
‘Jeez Bob, it’s a very specific fetish but I think this’ll be our most popular real doll yet. Where d’ya find the lever to open the jaws now?….’
March 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Wow, wow, wow, WOW!! You are REALLY pleased to see me.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Are you intimidated by my stare yet, well are ya?!
March 20th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I’ve just seen my parents’ tax return and it was this big!
March 26th, 2008 at 7:42 am
“So I’m still a virgin, cool!”