Hello little pet lamb, (to donkey) you have a expression that says what I am feeling right now. Load too heavy, feet hurt, want something to drink, food out here awful. and the fffg press are on my back!
Looking at photographer - why don’t you do something useful, my tongue is hanging out for bangers and mash in a bag! Run along now and see what you can cook up.
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February 29th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Everyone’s just like my family here - always just sitting around on their asses.
February 29th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Hell! I wanted to be sent somewhere exotic, and my Gran fixes it so that I end up on Blackpool beach
February 29th, 2008 at 9:05 am
You aint seen me, right!
February 29th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Camilla?
February 29th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Unfortunately for Harry, the rider was a member of Al Donqaida
February 29th, 2008 at 9:19 am
‘what’s that ginger donkey doing in our desert?’ asks the mule.
February 29th, 2008 at 9:38 am
I reckon I’m perfectly safe as long as they don’t try and transfer me to Paris
February 29th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Here I am on checkpoint duty and the ‘P’s fallen off my “All passes must be shown” sign again
February 29th, 2008 at 9:40 am
In the Middle East, Bernie Clifton tribute acts were very popular
February 29th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Well, hallo, little donkey! A carrot to get my royal leg over?
February 29th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Even the Afghans are hounding me
February 29th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Hello little pet lamb, (to donkey) you have a expression that says what I am feeling right now. Load too heavy, feet hurt, want something to drink, food out here awful. and the fffg press are on my back!
February 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Edward and Mrs Simpson and his donkey
But firestar takes the cake (not part of caption) for trademark clever and funny.
February 29th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Harry was amazed how many Afghans had a donkey-shaped penis
February 29th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Hello Cheryl! Is that a hump on your back?
February 29th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Is this photo OK? Harry is too tall comparing with the lengh of the man on the donkey. And he iss too close to the man who could be a terrorist.
February 29th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Is this the way to Amarillo?
February 29th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Hi Colonel, who says the British Army are under equipped?
February 29th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Do I want to see some dirty prints? I think you mean my brother.
February 29th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Harry realises how good his camouflage is after he’s nearly run over by a donkey
February 29th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
“Oh shit! Not Paul Burro again.”
February 29th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Well well well that looks just like camila’s ass!………
February 29th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Harry…..Oh hi mate, you the new takaway driver!
February 29th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
err, fifteen rogan josh,twelve balti chicken, and can I have chappatis with those please.
February 29th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Is this really the new set for Shrek 4?…….
February 29th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
They use toyota carolla’s where I come from.
March 1st, 2008 at 2:01 am
Harry says, “You don’t fool me .. you are Horatio Carr of the Daily Star, and I claim my reward!”
March 1st, 2008 at 3:01 am
Looking at photographer - why don’t you do something useful, my tongue is hanging out for bangers and mash in a bag! Run along now and see what you can cook up.
March 1st, 2008 at 3:25 am
“Whither thou goeth?”
March 1st, 2008 at 3:44 am
“Aston Martin in the garage, mate?”