“I just realised my dear Sarky, that ‘Labia Theorizes Phallic Pork’ is an anagram of Philip, Carla, Sarko and Elizabeth, if you get my drift”. Said the Queen Smiling to herself.
When we get back home, you, Sarko dear, can set up the BBQ. Philip does the chops and salad, and Carla and me will do the drinks. Charles: “Gaw..and the smoke…and the onions. Camilla and I will stick it out!!
June 11th, 2008 at 7:39 am
“I just realised my dear Sarky, that ‘Labia Theorizes Phallic Pork’ is an anagram of Philip, Carla, Sarko and Elizabeth, if you get my drift”. Said the Queen Smiling to herself.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:52 am
When we get back home, you, Sarko dear, can set up the BBQ. Philip does the chops and salad, and Carla and me will do the drinks. Charles: “Gaw..and the smoke…and the onions. Camilla and I will stick it out!!
April 1st, 2008 at 1:48 am
“We have had a lot of trouble a rouge Prince Charles clone, Russian model we think”.
April 1st, 2008 at 1:38 am
“They are not buttons, I pulled them off the side of a Dalek”
March 29th, 2008 at 5:24 am
“One day she’ll be mine….”
March 28th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
..now Mr. President about that football match…
March 28th, 2008 at 12:50 am
Yes, its true that we helped to save France,but can we save ourselves from Brown and Nu Labour?
March 28th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Your visit is of great importance.Charles even popped into Tesco’s and bottle two bottles of French wine for over a tenner.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:40 am
We are both “beacons of democracy” President Sarkozy. We will both flog anything to Saudi Arabia, who aren’t.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:38 am
Beacon of democracy? Oh, Phil and I rolled -up in front of the telly!
March 27th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
don’t look now but i think charles in looking daggers at me- if looks could kill he would be king by now.
March 27th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Oh, President Sarkozy, it’s very generous of you to let Philip shoot down the Gallic rooster for my hat …
March 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Even on state visits Phillip farts like a motorbike.Is your Carla`s hat pinned on tight?
March 27th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
‘For god’s sake Phillip, pack it in with the onion jokes, it’s the president that’s supposed to be sarky not you!’
March 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Don’t tell me, is that a painting of Carla over there. Goodness me!
March 27th, 2008 at 10:50 am
When I suggested Charles as a toy boy for Carla, I meant in terms of size, not age
March 27th, 2008 at 10:46 am
And the nice thing is, if a bird poos on one’s hat, nobody would ever know
March 27th, 2008 at 10:41 am
My father had better watch what he is saying! Mummy will not be pleased.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:33 am
So tell me Mr President, Philip is dying to know. Does she still shave her minge?
March 27th, 2008 at 10:19 am
One is NOT looking, and it looks much better on One than on the Royal correspondent.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:03 am
We don’t like Paris. The last time Philip visited was August the thirty-first, 1997.
March 27th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Charles plus one
March 27th, 2008 at 9:44 am
I must give Carla the address of my milliner
March 27th, 2008 at 9:44 am
And don’t let Charles talk you into a wife-swapping party, Mr. Sarkozy