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Abu Qatada: Caption This

abu-qatada Abu Qatada: Caption This

 

 

Cuckoo

  1. 1 yampster Says:

    ‘Now that, my brothers, is a fart’

  2. 2 Anorak Says:

    Is a nest, right?

  3. 3 yampster Says:

    Man savaged by vampire conjoined twin hedgehogs

  4. 4 agw Says:

    Give the money to yamster…
    from an upwind position.

  5. 5 John Blake Says:

    Abu paid disability benefit because of his addiction to birds nest soup

  6. 6 John Blake Says:

    My brother’s, if you sit on your arse long enough, tumbleweed will begin to grow too.

  7. 7 John Blake Says:

    Women usually find me repulsive but birds just adore me.

  8. 8 Noseycow Says:

    Yes I am a role model for Amy Winehouse.

  9. 9 Noseycow Says:

    It grows on you.

  10. 10 Noseycow Says:

    The Islamic ‘dog collar’

  11. 11 Terry Carty Says:

    This chest hair is getting out of control.

  12. 12 John Blake Says:

    After hours of interrogation, Abu finally admits that he loves being “on the nest”.

  13. 13 John Blake Says:

    Yes, most people were a little taken back when Chrissie Brinkley chose Abu to be husband No.5

  14. 14 John Blake Says:

    Abu is smiling after getting on the short-list for an advertised job .He’s determined to land the position as Santa at Selfridges .

  15. 15 meercat Says:

    Flies and lollipops apply within

  16. 16 John Blake Says:

    Me a terrorist? Don’t make me laugh………..that’s the wife!

  17. 17 Pendragon Says:

    I definitely prefer my candy floss pink

  18. 18 Pendragon Says:

    Dear Sir, I am retunring my K-Tel nasal hair remover under complaint …

  19. 19 Noseycow Says:

    I only use Oley…

  20. 20 dairy Says:

    I can’t buy a razor until I get my benefits through…

  21. 21 willo Says:

    “If I wear it on my head I do a great Ken Dodd”

  22. 22 ken wilkinson Says:

    “Not having a garden,it was the only way he could practice his topiary.”

  23. 23 willo Says:

    “I’m not shaving till they announce the winner of the ‘Ant arsehole’ contest!”

  24. 24 Noseycow Says:

    willo

    might be some time then… ;)

  25. 25 Bridgit Says:

    Stone the crow’s (nest that’s just landed on me)!

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