Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates Tony Blair: Caption This
SOMETHING fitting about this: didn’t Arnie threaten to destroy the world and then, in the sequel, save it?
Hollywood “Terminator” Arnold Schwarzenegger was Tony Blair’s last guest as Prime Minister at No10 today - as Mr Blair headed for a top Middle East job.
Standing alongside the former movie star at 10 Downing Street, Mr Blair borrowed a line from one of his Terminator films to say farewell, joking: “My press officer said to me, whatever else you do this morning, don’t say: ‘I’ll be back’”
Captions please…
WINNER:
# Marc Says:
At least people knew I was an actor before I got my job
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October 15th, 2007 at 1:47 am
” Ah,so Your Father was Nazi also!”
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:42 pm
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August 22nd, 2007 at 8:17 am
I am de governator, what do they call you
I’m known around the world as the bush bitch
August 7th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
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August 7th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
WINNER:
# Marc Says:
At least people knew I was an actor before I got my job
August 4th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
No I’M Mr Universe
No, no its Me who’s Mr Universe
No I AM
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:25 pm
“You mean you can come to this country without a job , and without speaking the english language ,? you are joking Tony “
August 2nd, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Well Arnie, “You sure know your weapons”. Its a 45 alright. Dick Cheney was on the phone just now and asked me to go quail hunting with him in Texas. So I thought I’d better get myself some protection.
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:11 am
“Hey Tony whats that bulge in your jacket is it a pacemaker or a 45 peacemaker ” ?
August 1st, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Arnold: Yo, Blair I hear your out of a job, well news from Hollywood is that they are making a remake of Iraq-no-phobia, Perhaps I could use some of my contacts.
Tony: thats very nice of you Arnie but I couldnt possibly work with all of those creepy things running around, Wait a minute if I could last 10 years in the premiership maybe I’ve become immune. What’s it pay??
August 1st, 2007 at 12:54 am
“My relationship to power and authority is that I’m all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people need to be told what to do and how to behave.” Arnold–in a 1990 interview with U.S. News
“I’ve changed my mind. Looking at this guy I can see just how power corrupts, The Ninety-five percent of the people are now slowly awakening from their trance”
July 31st, 2007 at 4:24 pm
“Hey Tony ! You got out at just the right time as the olympics are going to cripple your country financially”
July 31st, 2007 at 12:39 pm
“Nixon was always being attacked sexually. It was always said that he was a fag and that he had no sexual relations with his wife for 15 years and that was why he liked power. And Hitler had only one ball, and that was why he wanted to conquer the world.” Arnold -in a 1977 interview with Time Out
The Terminator: So Tony, What’s your dark secret?
Punk ex-Leader: Fuck you, asshole!
The Terminator: Nothing clean. Right?
July 30th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Not relevant to the caption but perhaps apt, hence the nickname:
Doctor Foster
Went to Gloucester
In a shower of rain.
He stepped in a puddle
Right up to his middle
And never went there again!
July 30th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Punk ex-leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?
The Terminator: Nice night for a walk.
Punk exleader: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
The Terminator: Nothing clean. Right.
Punk ex-Leader: Hey, I think this guy’s a couple cans short of a six-pack.
The Terminator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.
Punk ex-Leader: Fuck you, asshole!
The Terminator: Diplomacy was obviously not your your strong point Tony.
Punk ex-Leader: Well, Mr Muscle. Let me tell you, if your going to take the shirt off someones back there are craftier ways of doing it than this, as the British people will testify. Right Gordon?, Gordon??…
July 30th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
“Hey ! Tony , What if I said I was an illegal immigrant? ”
“That’s ok Arnie ! All are welcome”
July 28th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
“Have you ever killed anyone?”
“Yeah, but they were all bad.” Arnie in the movie “True Lies”
Or is it Tony in the premiership “All Lies”
July 28th, 2007 at 12:22 am
Okay Arnie so you pumped some iron. I’ve been pumping the British people for ten years now and I’m really starting to feel the burn.
July 27th, 2007 at 8:58 am
Nice on Kaminsky
July 26th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Eejits!
July 26th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
“I used to eat green berets like you for breakfast”
July 26th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Tony, what is this fucking tie business ?
July 26th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Does my ass look fat in this?
July 25th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
At least people knew I was an actor before I got my job
July 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
“HI Tony, dig this : Victoria Beckham decided to help to benefit the community and began a job as a primary school teaching assistant.
One day during break time she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of the playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other end.
Knowing a little bit about football through her marriage she decided to have a conversation with him, so she approached him and asked if he was OK in the knowledge that if he wasn’t she could talk to him about the game. The boy said he was fine. A little while later however , she noticed the boy was in the same spot , still by himself, watching the game
Approaching again, Victoria said “Would you like me to be your friend”?.
The boy hesitated then said, “Okay” looking at her suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress , She then asked ” Why are you standing here alone ” ??
“Because ……. the little boy said in great exasperation.
“I’M THE F”CKING GOALKEEPER”
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:18 pm
“Hey Tony, at least you went when you decided to go not like the dictator Maggie Thatcher”
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Arnie: ‘Hey Chopper, get on with some work you skiving twat’
Chopper: ‘No probs Mr Schwarzenegger’
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
And then after you have knocked on the door, wait until it is answered, give them the pizza, take their money, and say ‘have a nice evening’ - you might get a tip. Got that?
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Hey Tone, I think you have served your people well and they will really miss you. Come and visit sometime, bring the family.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Just shows how popular you were Tony, so many tears that the country has flooded.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:04 pm
President Bush sent me to let you know that we have no further use for you now. Is Gordon in?