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Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates Tony Blair: Caption This

caption-this Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates Tony Blair: Caption ThisSOMETHING fitting about this: didn’t Arnie threaten to destroy the world and then, in the sequel, save it?

Hollywood “Terminator” Arnold Schwarzenegger was Tony Blair’s last guest as Prime Minister at No10 today - as Mr Blair headed for a top Middle East job.

Standing alongside the former movie star at 10 Downing Street, Mr Blair borrowed a line from one of his Terminator films to say farewell, joking: “My press officer said to me, whatever else you do this morning, don’t say: ‘I’ll be back’”

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WINNER:
# Marc Says:
At least people knew I was an actor before I got my job

  1. 1 Danny Says:

    Pair of Nazi cunts.

  2. 2 Anonymous Says:

    So long, farewell auf wedesehen, goodbye

  3. 3 Anonymous Says:

    And you were PM? how hilarious

  4. 4 Mr More Says:

    Con-Man and the Barbarian

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  6. 6 IAN Says:

    Arny-Hello can I speak with the leader of the UK please
    Tony-I am he
    Arny-ha ha ha Stop pissing about ..

  7. 7 ken wilkinson Says:

    Arn saying-”Look at my finger Tony-I told you I`d be Plaque.”

  8. 8 Karona Says:

    Pull my finger….(resounding fart sound)

  9. 9 The Usual Suspect Says:

    I like this puppet… If I prod him in the ribs he giggles idiotically.

  10. 10 Alan Bateman Says:

    “Do you know Tony , I guessed it was you in “Through the Keyhole”

  11. 11 Alan Bateman Says:

    “Who is this guy Cameron Tony, do you want him terminated?”

  12. 12 Alan Bateman Says:

    “Hey Tony! your tailor has a sense of humour you can’t move your arms”

  13. 13 Alan Bateman Says:

    “Say after me “A gottle of geer, a gottle of geer”

  14. 14 chanaze Says:

    you do that one more time, Blair - and you’re dog-meat…

    ——————-

    ”yaherdie, oudie-erdie”

  15. 15 Alan Bateman Says:

    “Tony don’t tell me Gordon Brown is the next Prome Minister”

  16. 16 Alan Bateman Says:

    “Tony how do you fancy standing for the presidency of the USA , George has just gone for a brain transplant from one of your top civil servants it’s like new never been used”

  17. 17 Alan Bateman Says:

    ” You got me there Tony with the old squirting flower in the lapel trick”

  18. 18 Bill Says:

    Arnie : Where can I post this ?
    Blair : Beats me, I’ve closed all the post offices

  19. 19 Kitty Says:

    The knocker on the door of number 10 was impressive, but nothing compared to the pair of tits stood outside!

  20. 20 Alan Bateman Says:

    “So you think Brown doesn’t realize you’ve booby trapped inside number 10 , just like in the “home alone ” movies. lol”

  21. 21 Alan Bateman Says:

    “Arnie my friend Cherie doesn’t realise I’m off to the Middle East, what a relief she won’t be able to embarress me there”"

  22. 22 Carola Says:

    Arnold: “Hey Tony…now really, how hot is my wife Maria ?”
    Tony: “Oh ho ho - hasta la vista Cherie !”

  23. 23 Carola Says:

    Arnold: “Hey Tony, I’ve got this great idea for a t-shirt slogan…listen to this….”Iraq - who would miss it?”

    Tony” “Oh ho no - how about “I put the cute in Execute”?

  24. 24 Alan Bateman Says:

    “Whats in your wallet Tony?”
    “It’s a Capital Platinum card Arnie”

  25. 25 Peter Mechan Says:

    Tony says to Arnie “Ah’ll Be Back……..”

  26. 26 Alan Bateman Says:

    Arnie: Hey Tony ! I hear Brown’s introduction to being the new PM is going like a bomb”

  27. 27 bill d Says:

    Is Smeaton behind that door????

  28. 28 Alan Bateman Says:

    Arnie :” Why are you laughing Tony ?”
    Tony : “I’m leaving and Iv’e just locked Cherie in “

  29. 29 Alan Bateman Says:

    Arnie ::” Who is the English hope for Wimbledon Tony , is it some guy called Tim Henman”?

    Tony ::” Never heard of him Arnie”

  30. 30 Alan Bateman Says:

    Arnie:: “Hey ! Tony did you just let one rip”?

    Tony :: Yeh ! sure did Arnie I just hope I didn’t follow through “

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