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A CAR rests upside down against a wall and a handrail as pedestrians look on in central Moscow. Witnesses say the driver walked away from the accident unharmed.
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August 8th, 2007 at 7:23 am
I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but you have failed your driving test.
August 8th, 2007 at 8:47 am
“Well Mr Hamilton, we are looking into reports of a Spanish gentleman seen taking your car”
August 8th, 2007 at 8:48 am
Bloody Banksy
August 8th, 2007 at 9:05 am
Bloody Sat-Nav.
August 8th, 2007 at 9:32 am
Russians engage in cheap re-enactment of the Black Mercedes and the underpass.
August 8th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Walked away!
If only Princess Di had buckled up
August 8th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Henry Paul blows another job
August 8th, 2007 at 11:23 am
MI5 would have done it properly
August 8th, 2007 at 11:24 am
We’ll get that Litmanenko one day
August 8th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Crowds were not as big as expected at The Sealed Knot’s re-enactment of the “The Battle of the Place de l’Alma”
August 8th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
The “Russian revolution” was the hardest of all the manoeuvres in the Moscow city driving test. The pass rate was dismal.
August 9th, 2007 at 1:01 am
After a mild mishap jeremy clarkson admits he may have been drinking.
August 9th, 2007 at 1:03 am
Is the woman at the top saying- “i told you to pay the ticket!”
August 9th, 2007 at 1:08 am
Apparently after the crash he was all over the radio
- he was all over the dashboard aswell.
August 9th, 2007 at 5:37 am
Uncle Oleg tried to take skateboard grinding to a whole new level.
August 9th, 2007 at 10:19 am
A truly magnificent sculpture known as “Car-nage”. Post-modern, interactive art for the masses.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Car manufacturers forced to take steps to reduce congestion.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I always though Going Underground was not quite right for the 50 Top Driving Songs CD.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
His boss called him to tell him he had been promoted and he was so excited he lost concentration and swerved off the road into here.
Police say he simply careered off the road.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Car written off after insurance assessor estimates £15 worth of damage done.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Unfortunately, Ken Livingstone unusually took the later tube that day and so lives to tax another driver.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
I bet somehow the pizza still gets delivered within 15 minutes.
August 9th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Scousers quickly gather and decide which bits they are having.
August 9th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Top Gears motormouth Clarkson puts his motor where his mouth is.
August 9th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Michael Winner said don’t worry we’ll take care of it.
August 9th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
“Well thats the last time I’ll try that James Bond stunt.
August 9th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
“Oh shit I have spilt my Indian curry takeaway all over my shirt”
August 9th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
“I’m sorry I’ll be late home darling , things are all getting on top of me here”
August 9th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
“This must be the Es-car-lator.”
August 9th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
hmmmm parallel park?