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HE not white. He black. He vote for Obama. He not vote for McCain. John McCain he white…
Barack Obama Buys Michelle Flowers To Match Her Burka
Sarah Palin And Average White Trash
Did You Know That Barack Obama Is Black?
Joel Stein: Barack Obama Is Half Black And Three-Quarters Gay
AFTER the creepy kids have stopped singing - and they never stop - the Obama Jugend: Obama Youth Junior Fraternity Regiment arrive in paramilitary garb. Do you believe:
When the war comes, all extremists will have their own armies. And we need to defeat the Russians and the moose-f***ers…
AS if the global warming wasn’t enough, the poor dumb animals have to listen to Kate Bush and Peter Gabriel as the Earth dies…
If only her dad had signed the Kyoto agreement… For shame!
Without Kate and Pete, you can hear the bow bend…
GO-it-alone Diddyman P Diddy on scary Sarah Palin:
The celebrities hate. Sarah Palin is hard to dislike…
Celebrities Against Sarah Palin: Lindsay Lohan Rules
Celebrities Against Sarah Palin: One More Reason To Like Her
Pamela Anderson Is Sucking Sarah Palin
It’s 3am And Sarah Palin Hears Liz Tyler’s Moose Call
P Diddy On The Death Of John McCain And Why Sarah Palin Gets His Vote
Celebrity Stench Of The Day: P Diddy Is A King
P Diddy Man Drinks To Controversy
“THIS is the Wartime Broadcasting Service. This country has been attacked with nuclear weapons.
“Communications have been severely disrupted, and the number of casualties and the extent of the damage are not yet known.”
In the 1970s, the BBC and the Government made ready for nuclear war:
HOMER votes for Obama.
PASS the Wet Ones…
WE wait. We await for the man who will have us all. We await for Barack Obama. We need Obama. Hear our cry!!!!!
Spotter: T. Lowe
BILL Maher: Senator Biden, forgetting about the upcoming Iowa caucus for just a moment, which would you honestly say is more likely to contribute to the death of your average American: a terrorist strike, or high fructose corn syrup, and [sic] air that has too much coal in it?
Joe Biden: Air that has too much coal in it, corn syrup next, then a terrorist attack. But that is not in any way to diminish the fact that a terrorist attack is real. It is not an existential threat to bringing down the country. But it does have the capacity still to kill thousands of people.
But hundreds of thousands of people die and their lives are shortened because of coal plants, coal-fired plants, and because of corn syrup.
Run VT:
Joe Biden Is Neil Kinnock Is Robert Kennedy
Joe Biden Televises Roosevelt’s Great Depression
SARAH Palin is not anti-gay. No way. She has a freind who is gay, at least that;s what they chose to be.
You see, you can choose to be gay, which means you can choose to be un-gay. Phew!
No more stressing about coming out and being shunned by family and friends. You just need to choose again. And this time, try to make the right choice…
TO India’s Lucklow station where a man is dressed as a monkey to scare away the monkeys that - get this - are also men dressed as monkeys. All the real monkeys have been eaten by the crocodiles. Ho-ho.
Roll VT:
BRITAIN gave China £38.6million in aid last year,” says the Sun. And that will stop, should the Tories get into power.
Says shadow international development secretary Andrew Mitchell, a man who proves that the longer the title the more insignificant the job:
“Many British taxpayers would be astonished to learn that we are still giving aid to China.”
The Sun says China is so rich it can spend more than ÂŁ20bn on the Olympics and put a man in space.
Readers may care to recall that when landed, the Chinese astronauts were sat on Argos garden furniture and carried off by saluting removal men. It was more as the Victorians had landed in Guinea than evidence bleeding edge of technology and the future of mankind.
CHANGE for Obama. Can’t we just change the kids?
IS Inigo Gilmore, of Channel 4 news, a spoof creation, a parody, the work of a satirist?
In a report from New York, Gilmore attempted to show how life in the Big Apple was changed by spotting man selling discount suits, people not wanting to be filmed not talk to him, and Wall Street workers on their way to work with a sense of “urgency”:
Of course, as Gilmore on the scene will attest, Wall Street workers are famous for the Yankee Doodle Dawdle, the slow walk to the office that epitomises the laid-back Big Apple Over Easy Way.
Inigo Gilmore – a does of laughter in trying times…
IT’s Joe Biden’s Bridge To Nowhere:
THIS is how TV news works:
Spotter: Peter
WHO needs electricity to have fun? Not the Indians:
SARAH Palin meets Bono, the King of Ireland: Mr G9:
Satire? Sometime it’s hard to tell what is real in the US of A, and what is not:
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