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Caption Challenge: David Cameron In India

DAVID Cameron’s in India. Caption this:

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Posted: 15th, November 2013 | In: Caption Competition, Politicians | Comments (3)


Dickie Bird Caption Challenge: Barnsley’s Raised Finger Raised

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FORMER cricket umpire Dickie Bird was displeased that persons unknown were hanging things from his famously raised finger – bras, knicker, pizzas etc. In response Barnsley council has raised the bronze sculpture erected in honour of the Yorkshireman who umpired 66 Test matches.

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Posted: 3rd, November 2013 | In: Caption Competition, Sports | Comment


Camilla Duchess Of Cornwall Stoops To Conk Him: Jerrod Gets Bashed

THE Duchess of Cornwall leans down to receive a kiss from a young girl as Jerrod, 3, bumps his head as he attempts to pass behind her in the playground of the Freeman Family Centre in Harlesden, north west London.

Says Camilla: “This is how I dinged that white Fiat Uno.” Allegedly.

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The Duchess of Cornwall leans down to receive a kiss from a young girl as Jerrod, 3, attempts to pass behind her in the playground of the Freeman Family Centre in Harlesden, north west London.

Posted: 20th, November 2009 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (5)


Sarkozy And Brown: A Love Story

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Via: Popbitch

Posted: 15th, October 2009 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (8)


India Castrates Slumdogs

THE caption competition is back. Do you worst – prizes will be forthcoming…son…

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Posted: 21st, September 2009 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (7)


Caption Contest: Gordon Meets Michael Sheen

GORDON Brown meets Michael Sheen, who starred as Tony Blair in The Deal and as Prmie Minsiter from April 1998 to June 2001…

Last week’s winner…

Posted: 5th, January 2009 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (17)


Camilla Mounts Olympia

CAMILLA, Duchess of Cornwall, beams widely as she meets a fan at the Olympia horse show…

Posted: 18th, December 2008 | In: Caption Competition, Celebrities | Comments (26)


Caption Contest

Posted: 17th, December 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (4)


Caption Contest

Caption this…

Posted: 6th, December 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (23)


Caption Contest Winner

The Winner Is:

yampster Says:

‘Four more years’

This week’s contest is up…

Posted: 6th, December 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comment


Caption This…

CAPTION this…

Posted: 16th, November 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (39)


Caption This

Caption this…

Posted: 13th, November 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (15)


November 08 Caption Competion

What on Earth is this all about guys? Take a guess!

Posted: 12th, November 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comment (1)


Caption This

Spotter: Lone Pigeon

Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (35)


A Muslim, A Viet Cong Plant And A Paedo…

HEARD the one about the Muslim, a Viet Cong plant (brainwashed) and a Paedo…

Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (4)


Abu Qatada: Caption This

 

 

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Posted: 10th, July 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (25)


Caption Contest: Sarko, Carla, Liz And Phil

philip-bruni-love.jpgCAPTION Contest: Sarko, Carla, Liz And Phil…

The Love Story

Posted: 27th, March 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (24)


Caption Contest: Sarkozy And Gordon Brown

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A new Anorak site is coming. And with it new competitions.

In the meantime…

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Posted: 20th, March 2008 | In: Caption Competition, Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (33)


Classified Dick For Entertaining

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Posted: 15th, March 2008 | In: Caption Competition, Photojournalism, Strange But True | Comments (14)


Belgium’s Floating Restaurant Takes The Pis

toilet-restaurant.jpgTHIS eatery is suspended from a crane high up in the air.

It’s in Belgium.

It might be the top tourist attraction in Belgium.

A reason for going.

But how do you go when you are floating in the air? And were do you go?

A look at Begium’s second biggest tourist attraction may provide us with a clue:

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Posted: 9th, March 2008 | In: Caption Competition, Strange But True | Comments (10)


Caption Contest: Prince Harry

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CAPTION this picture of Prince Harry in a dry part of Berkshire (that do, lads?) and win a prize…

Details hereunder:

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Posted: 29th, February 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (116)


Caption Competition: Chelsea Clinton

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It was always very popular.

We’re sourcing prizes and a sponsor…

Caption this.

Posted: 15th, February 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (32)


Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s 18-Month Itch

itching.jpgHAS Cheryl Cole developed the 18-month itch?

Right now Cheryl is deciding what to do about her footballer, Ashley Cole.

It’s hard to know what to do for the best, what with Polly Hudson in the Mirror advising one thing and the GMTV team yet to make a united judgement.

And what of the itching? In “CHERLY: SEX TEST FEAR OVER ASHLEY”, Star readers learn “PRAY BITCH DIDN’T LEAVE YOU AN ITCH”.

It turns out that “DEVASTATED” Cheryl Cole “fears for her sexual health”. This after the news that one Aimee Walton says she slept with Cole’s

footballer, a claim echoed by mod-el Brooke Healy, who added that sex with said footballer was unprotected (although she claims the footballer’s

people paid her a sum of hush money by way of security).

Meanwhile, Cherly is, as reported, losing weight. The Sun says the singer has not eaten for a week. This is not some plan to get Cheryl in shape

for her next pop video, rather a reaction to her husband’s alleged philandering.

Nor is Cheryl to emabrk on her Itch Away The XTra Inch DVD workout. Although, Sceintists at the Michigan School of Dieting And Scratchology say itching can burn off more calories than sex…

Posted: 31st, January 2008 | In: Back pages, Caption Competition, Tabloids | Comments (6)


Aniket Chindak Skates Under Cars: Caption Contest

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Posted: 2nd, January 2008 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (11)


Caption This: World’s Tallest And Smallest Dogs

GIBSON the Great Dane and Boo Boo the toy Chihuahua. Gibson is 107cm tall, gentle giant.

Boo Boo is 10.16cm tall. It is smaller than Gibson’s head.

Posted: 7th, November 2007 | In: Caption Competition | Comments (19)