Abu Qatada: Caption This
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‘Caption Competition’
Anorak’s weekly news caption competiton
Caption Contest: Sarkozy And Gordon Brown
Caption Contest: Sarkozy And Gordon Brown.
A new Anorak site is coming. And with it new competitions.
In the meantime…
Belgium’s Floating Restaurant Takes The Pis
THIS eatery is suspended from a crane high up in the air.
It’s in Belgium.
It might be the top tourist attraction in Belgium.
A reason for going.
But how do you go when you are floating in the air? And were do you go?
A look at Begium’s second biggest tourist attraction may provide us with a clue:
Caption Contest: Prince Harry
CAPTION this picture of Prince Harry in a dry part of Berkshire (that do, lads?) and win a prize…
Details hereunder:
Caption Competition: Chelsea Clinton
Anorak is bringing back the caption contest.
It was always very popular.
We’re sourcing prizes and a sponsor…
Caption this.
Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s 18-Month Itch
HAS Cheryl Cole developed the 18-month itch?
Right now Cheryl is deciding what to do about her footballer, Ashley Cole.
It’s hard to know what to do for the best, what with Polly Hudson in the Mirror advising one thing and the GMTV team yet to make a united judgement.
And what of the itching? In “CHERLY: SEX TEST FEAR OVER ASHLEY”, Star readers learn “PRAY BITCH DIDN’T LEAVE YOU AN ITCH”.
It turns out that “DEVASTATED” Cheryl Cole “fears for her sexual health”. This after the news that one Aimee Walton says she slept with Cole’s
footballer, a claim echoed by mod-el Brooke Healy, who added that sex with said footballer was unprotected (although she claims the footballer’s
people paid her a sum of hush money by way of security).
Meanwhile, Cherly is, as reported, losing weight. The Sun says the singer has not eaten for a week. This is not some plan to get Cheryl in shape
for her next pop video, rather a reaction to her husband’s alleged philandering.
Nor is Cheryl to emabrk on her Itch Away The XTra Inch DVD workout. Although, Sceintists at the Michigan School of Dieting And Scratchology say itching can burn off more calories than sex…
Caption This: World’s Tallest And Smallest Dogs
GIBSON the Great Dane and Boo Boo the toy Chihuahua. Gibson is 107cm tall, gentle giant.
Boo Boo is 10.16cm tall. It is smaller than Gibson’s head.
Caption Contest
AN advert for Hampshire Constabulary? Says a spoekesman: “It’s not been an issue with other buses because they tend to have different shaped exhaust pipes”
Caption This: Stelios Arcadiou Is All Ears
STELIOS Arcadiou is a philosopher and performance artist known as Stelarc. A surgeon has implanted a cultivated ear in his arm.
Caption it:
Caption This: Little Legends At The Harmon Theatre
Tabloid Baby brings us:
PR legend Wayne Bernath keeps us up-to-date and ahead of the curve when it comes to happenings in Las Vegas. This morning, he turns us on to Little Legends at the Harmon Theatre in Krave at the south side of Planet Hollywood. Host comedian Jeff Hobson keeps things mivng with Mini Elvis, Mini Britney, Mini Tina Turner, Mini Milli Vanilli, Mini Sonny and Tall Cher– along with two Mini Michael Jacksons (”as if one isn’t enough,” says Wayne).
Caption This…
A CAR rests upside down against a wall and a handrail as pedestrians look on in central Moscow. Witnesses say the driver walked away from the accident unharmed.
Last week’s winner here
Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates Tony Blair: Caption This
SOMETHING fitting about this: didn’t Arnie threaten to destroy the world and then, in the sequel, save it?
Hollywood “Terminator” Arnold Schwarzenegger was Tony Blair’s last guest as Prime Minister at No10 today - as Mr Blair headed for a top Middle East job.
Standing alongside the former movie star at 10 Downing Street, Mr Blair borrowed a line from one of his Terminator films to say farewell, joking: “My press officer said to me, whatever else you do this morning, don’t say: ‘I’ll be back’”
Captions please…
WINNER:
# Marc Says:
At least people knew I was an actor before I got my job
Caption This: Paris Hilton’s Low Sodium Diet
PARIS HILTON has been sentenced today to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Centre, Los Angeles County’s jail for women.
Inside, Paris can expect a diet of three low-sodium meals a day (insert joke here). Beef and pork are not allowed (and again).
“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,” says Paris in court.
“It’s all poultry-based”, says Captain Alice Scott.
Caption This - Prince William’s Brazilian
Prince William and Kate Middleton are no more. Their love for one another has died.
You say toilet. I say lavatory. Let’s call the whole thing off.
Wills is now “Freeeeeee”. Wills is out there. Caption it…
Kate Moss, Beth Ditto And One - Caption It
KATE Moss, Beth Ditto and one other are in Troubador club, Los Angeles. Capton it… Click on the pic for a bigger pic.
