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Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation
When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it
A CAR rests upside down against a wall and a handrail as pedestrians look on in central Moscow. Witnesses say the driver walked away from the accident unharmed.
Last week’s winner here
Posted: 7th, August 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminates Tony Blair: Caption This
SOMETHING fitting about this: didn’t Arnie threaten to destroy the world and then, in the sequel, save it?
Hollywood “Terminator” Arnold Schwarzenegger was Tony Blair’s last guest as Prime Minister at No10 today - as Mr Blair headed for a top Middle East job.
Standing alongside the former movie star at 10 Downing Street, Mr Blair borrowed a line from one of his Terminator films to say farewell, joking: “My press officer said to me, whatever else you do this morning, don’t say: ‘I’ll be back’”
Captions please…
WINNER:
# Marc Says:
At least people knew I was an actor before I got my job
Posted: 26th, June 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Caption This: Paris Hilton’s Low Sodium Diet
PARIS HILTON has been sentenced today to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Centre, Los Angeles County’s jail for women.
Inside, Paris can expect a diet of three low-sodium meals a day (insert joke here). Beef and pork are not allowed (and again).
“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,” says Paris in court.
“It’s all poultry-based”, says Captain Alice Scott.
Posted: 5th, May 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
JOBBING fringe Hugh Grant has been arrested over an alleged incident with baked beans.
Posted: 28th, April 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Caption This - Prince William’s Brazilian
Prince William and Kate Middleton are no more. Their love for one another has died.
You say toilet. I say lavatory. Let’s call the whole thing off.
Wills is now “Freeeeeee”. Wills is out there. Caption it…
Posted: 21st, April 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kate Moss, Beth Ditto And One - Caption It
KATE Moss, Beth Ditto and one other are in Troubador club, Los Angeles. Capton it… Click on the pic for a bigger pic.
Posted: 10th, April 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Trouble in the Middle East. Caption it…
Posted: 30th, March 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Did you see it? Were you there? Tell me what you think in this week’s caption contest…
Posted: 23rd, March 2007 | In: Prev Caption Competitions | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
