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Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation
When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it
Naked Woman In Some Misdirected Leisure Activity
TO Micheldever station, Hampshire.
A man in camouflage clothing is standing by a woman who is tied to a tree. The woman is naked.
It is 3pm.
Was it you?
Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Train Robber Hands His Contact Details To Victim
TO St Albans Crown Court where Eneas Tanyongana is accused of robbing a 16-year-old of his mobile on a train between Rye House and Ware stations on March 16.
It is alleged that Tanyongana did threaten to stab him if he didn’t hand it over.
Says Det Con Jon Pine:
“The boy was obviously very scared and handed over the phone without argument.
“When the boy asked what he was supposed to do without a phone, Tanyongana decided to hand over his own phone, complete with contact details and photos.”
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Child Poos Spicy Mexican Sausage
SMELL that?
Customs inspectors are considering the word of a 21-year-old South Texas woman as she declares several soiled baby diapers at the Hidalgo U.S.-Mexico border crossing.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection smell foul play. The open the nappies to discover spicy pork sausage within.
But can they be certain?
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ashley Todd Mirror’s Anne Tyler’s Slipping-Down Life
ASHLEY Todd, she of the Obama stigmata, rings a bell:
The minute I saw that photo of the young McCain volunteer who is supposed to have had a letter “B” carved in her face by a black assailant, I thought of Anne Tyler’s early novel “A Slipping-Down Life”. It’s about a teenage girl who’s so infatuated with the leader of a local rock band that she carves his name in her forehead; unfortunately, she forgets that using a mirror to do the deed creates certain basic complications.
Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
B Is For Blessed: Ashley Todd Shows Sings Of Obama Stigmata
ASHLEY Todd is telling Pittsburgh police that she “was not robbed and there was no 6′4″ black male attacker”.
Police are most likely telling her that if you are going to carve your face with a letter of the day, to remember that you are looking at a reflection and to buy another mirror to create a reflection of the reflection, or get big black man to cut out a stencil.
Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Police Log, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Woman Brandishes Soiled Sanitary Towel At Police
POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…
A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin” Tuesday is facing charges, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday.
Put your hands where I can see them…
Posted: 23rd, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Naked Spurs Fan Caught Up Tesco Chinmey
TO the Tesco store in Ormskirk Road, Pemberton, where a naked man has been found wedged in the chimney.
Police attend, so too firefighters.
Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mr Gay UK Sentenced For Noshing Lover
ANTHONY Morley is famous for two things: he is the first winner of Mr Gay UK; he is convicted of stabbing his lover, one Damian Oldfield, to death before cutting flesh off his thigh and cooking and eating it.
The current Mr Gay UK has a tough act to follow. The current holder of the Mr Gay UK title is Dino Gamecho, representing Pulse Bar in Cardiff. The event is sponsored by “prowler TV”.
Back in court, Judge James Stewart QC offers:
Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
