Naked Woman In Some Misdirected Leisure Activity
TO Micheldever station, Hampshire.
A man in camouflage clothing is standing by a woman who is tied to a tree. The woman is naked.
It is 3pm.
Was it you?
Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Train Robber Hands His Contact Details To Victim
TO St Albans Crown Court where Eneas Tanyongana is accused of robbing a 16-year-old of his mobile on a train between Rye House and Ware stations on March 16.
It is alleged that Tanyongana did threaten to stab him if he didn’t hand it over.
Says Det Con Jon Pine:
“The boy was obviously very scared and handed over the phone without argument.
“When the boy asked what he was supposed to do without a phone, Tanyongana decided to hand over his own phone, complete with contact details and photos.”
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Child Poos Spicy Mexican Sausage
SMELL that?
Customs inspectors are considering the word of a 21-year-old South Texas woman as she declares several soiled baby diapers at the Hidalgo U.S.-Mexico border crossing.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection smell foul play. The open the nappies to discover spicy pork sausage within.
But can they be certain?
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ashley Todd Mirror’s Anne Tyler’s Slipping-Down Life
ASHLEY Todd, she of the Obama stigmata, rings a bell:
The minute I saw that photo of the young McCain volunteer who is supposed to have had a letter “B” carved in her face by a black assailant, I thought of Anne Tyler’s early novel “A Slipping-Down Life”. It’s about a teenage girl who’s so infatuated with the leader of a local rock band that she carves his name in her forehead; unfortunately, she forgets that using a mirror to do the deed creates certain basic complications.
Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True, Twitterings | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
B Is For Blessed: Ashley Todd Shows Sings Of Obama Stigmata
ASHLEY Todd is telling Pittsburgh police that she “was not robbed and there was no 6′4″ black male attacker”.
Police are most likely telling her that if you are going to carve your face with a letter of the day, to remember that you are looking at a reflection and to buy another mirror to create a reflection of the reflection, or get big black man to cut out a stencil.
Posted: 25th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Police Log, Politicians | Comments (16) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Woman Brandishes Soiled Sanitary Towel At Police
POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…
A 27-year-old woman accused of shoplifting cologne and trying to touch an officer with a “well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin” Tuesday is facing charges, according to an arrest affidavit released Wednesday.
Put your hands where I can see them…
Posted: 23rd, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Naked Spurs Fan Caught Up Tesco Chinmey
TO the Tesco store in Ormskirk Road, Pemberton, where a naked man has been found wedged in the chimney.
Police attend, so too firefighters.
Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True, Twitterings | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mr Gay UK Sentenced For Noshing Lover
ANTHONY Morley is famous for two things: he is the first winner of Mr Gay UK; he is convicted of stabbing his lover, one Damian Oldfield, to death before cutting flesh off his thigh and cooking and eating it.
The current Mr Gay UK has a tough act to follow. The current holder of the Mr Gay UK title is Dino Gamecho, representing Pulse Bar in Cardiff. The event is sponsored by “prowler TV”.
Back in court, Judge James Stewart QC offers:
Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Old Woman Arrested For Keeping Child’s Ball
THERE’S no-one quite link grandma for nicking your ball:
An 88-year-old Ohio grandmother was arrested last week when she refused to return a neighborhood boy’s football that had landed in her front yard.
Did she eat it?
Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Product Placement At The Crime Scene
PRODUCT placement in crime reports. Why did it take so long?
Mr Smiggins was stabbed by a Sabatier fish slice. As he bled to death on his Man In Iran carpet, his Comfi-Slax gave him an assured feeling of warmth…
Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Man Arrested For Sex With A Car Wash
WASH. Blow. Wax.
To Swan Creek Township, where a man is residing at the Saginaw County Jail, Michigan, for “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a Thomas Township car wash.
Favours? Was the vacuum a willful participant in this perversion? Does it do it only for the tokens? Is it a perversion – are vacuum cleaners all pining for human contact of a more carnal sort. Is Henry giving you eye?
Posted: 19th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Police Log: Daughter And Grandson Cook Granny On Thanksgiving Barbecue
POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…
“Two suspected of burning their relative’s remains in barbecue, stealing checks,” says the news from the US of A.
Anorak investigates:
Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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Oven Stoves In Woman
SEKIU, Wash. - A woman said she was shot in the leg by her stove. Cory Davis told the Peninsula Daily News she had just stoked her cast-iron heating stove Sunday when she heard a loud bang and was struck in her left calf.
What happened?
Posted: 13th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Not In My Back Yard: WWF Conservationist Cuts Down Trees And Flies
CONSERVATIONISTS. They prowl the planet by (see below), minibus and boat to tell you what to do. And when they get home, as the Sydney Morning Herald notes:
THE wife of a convener of the Australian Conservation Foundation is being charged with the alleged removal of 150 trees on the couple’s Blue Mountains property.
Posted: 12th, October 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Global Warming, Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Police Log: Little Shop Of Stolen Goods
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An infamous shop sign blamed for blighting a town has been painted over to clean up its deprived image. It read “Rhyl’s biggest receiver of stolen goods” and has been the source of many complaints in the Denbighshire seaside resort.
Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Police Log: Teenager Jailed For Photographing Herself Naked
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Teenager Jailed For Photographing Herself Naked
A 15-year-old Ohio girl faces felony charges and may have to register as a sex offender for allegedly taking nude photos of herself and sending them to her high school classmates.
Your own body is sexual offence? It’s been said…
Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Police Log: Police Hunt Giant Blue Rabbit
POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…
A BLUE bunny is on the road. The blue bunny is massive. The blue bunny has a shotgun.
To a bureau de change in Farsta, south of Stockholm.
Dave Arthur is at the counter attempting to change some money. Says he:
“I was exchanging some money and saw a huge blue bunny standing there with a bucket.”
Go on…
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Police Log, Strange But True | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Police Log: Facing The Rap With Classic Jon Gaunt
ANDREW Vactor is facing a $150 fine for playing rap music too loudly on his car stereo.
Champaign County Municipal Court Judge Susan Fornof-Lippencott offers to reduce the fine to $35 if Vactor spends 20 hours listening to classical music.
Vactor agrees. He lasts15 minutes.
Over in the Sun, Jon Gaunty Gaunt ogles “forces favourite” Katherine Jenkins:
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Media, Media Bitch, Police Log, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Police Log: No Bathing In The Truck
POLICE Log: Anorak’s Look At Crime In The News…
“Skinny-dipping tailgater accused of kneeing cop”
A tailgater skinny dipping inside a truck bed at a University of Massachusetts football game has been charged with assault for allegedly kneeing a campus police officer in the groin.
Great sentences in our time…
spotter: Jay
Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Police Log, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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