Katie Price And Peter Andre Back Together By Christmas
PETER Andre would like us all to know that Harvey Yorke-Price-Andre-Price is not suffering form swine flu.
But what’s this? Now sooner is Harvey better than Junior Peter Andre, aka Junior Andre-Price-Andre, is sick:
JORDAN made a dramatic dash back to hospital today just a day after Harvey was discharged - this time over fears about Junior. The glamour girl, real name Katie Price, rushed to the A&E department in Caterham Hospital, Surrey, with her four-year-old.
And were the press still there?
Posted: 6th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Britain’s Got Talent Hollie Steel Guns For X Factor’s John And Edward
HOLLIE Steel. Remember her? The little girl in the ballerina’s tutu who sang like an old woman running her teeth down a blackboard on Britain’s Got Talent? No, not the X Factor.
The other telly show with Simon Cowell sat behind a teachers’ desk. Hollie’s one who, allegedly, ate Susan Boyle’s hamster and was bullied? Hollie’s the one who nearly died?
Well news is that Hollie is aiming to be Top of The Pops this Christmas:
“The 10-year-old from Huncoat has an exciting two months ahead of her as she prepares to release a festive single which will go head to head with the winner of the X Factor for the Christmas number one spot.”
If Jedward don’t sing Ebeneezer Good, then Hollie must.
Posted: 6th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Beyonce’s Suspenders And West Ham Presents The MTV Europe Music Awards, In Pictures
THE MTV Europe Music Awards, features Beyonce in suspenders, Katy Perry in West Ham knickers and X Factor winner Leona Lewis wearing light.
With no Kanye West to enliven the AGM with a bit of popstar brattishness, it was down to the ladies to show off their primary sexual characteristics, to music: The pictures - and do see them all:
Posted: 6th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor’s John & Edward Grimes’ Novelty Record Top Ten
YESTERDAY, Anorak began its campaign to have the X Factor twosome John & Edward Grimes, aka Jedward, record a novelty record and, with luck and a following wind, take it to No.1 in time for Christmas.
To give them a clue as to the levels expected to them, we deliver the Top Ten Novelty Records Of All Time.
Can John & Edward Grimes join this elite band of cheap and chirpy talents? Join hands in a Millennium Prayer that they do:
10. On Top of Spaghetti, Tom Glazer & the Do Re Mi Children’s Choir.
Tapping into rich vein of laughing at foreingers. As performed on Noel Edmond’s Swap Shop – more from him later:
Posted: 6th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barbara Windsor Leaves EastEnders: A Career In Pictures
BARBARA Windsor is leaving EastEnders, the show that needed her more then she needed it. Babs is a true talent, who proves that there is no shortcut to being a star.
Any act keen to get on should perform live before a paying audience who demand entertaining,. TV gives out free tickets and excuses the ordinary. Live on stage there is no escape.
Anorak looks back at Windsor’s career in pictures:
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Five of the 12 winners of the 40th annual Lunn Poly/RADAR People of the Year Awards outside 10 Downing Street, London, with Prime Minister Tony Blair (centre) and his wife Cherie (right), including actress Barbara Windsor (3rd left). * From left to right; racehorse trainer Jenny Pitman, percussionist Evelyn Glennie, actress Barbara Windsor, Tony Blair, disabled model Heather Mills, Dr Heather Clark and Cherie Blair.
Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Shaddap You Face: John & Edward Fight To Bring Back The Novelty Christmas Song
X FACTOR Watch: Jedward walks, Max Clifford stalks, Pete Warterman puts on rose-tinted specs for Pop Idol, Cheryl Cole’s teeth are wanted, Dannii Minogue is a sight screen and Anorak’s campaign to bring back the novelty record…
Jedward, the two–headed beast, move onto another week’s awfulness. They need to make it truly terrible to keep their bandwagon going. It’s not easy to be hated. Look at Noel Edmonds.
They say that when Jedward sings the world heats up and a polar bar suffocates. They say the CIA are using recordings of Jedward to torture prisoners’ gonads. They say Jedward are husband and wife, hailing from a small factory in China.
They say they must win to restore the novelty record to its rightful place as the Christmas no.1. Where is the new Renee and Renato? Mr Blobby? Bob The Builder?
And after Christmas, where is the new Father Abraham’s crooning for his Smurfs, T.U.R.T.L.E. Power, The Purple People Eater and anything by STEPS? Jedward… We need you to bring back the novelty Christmas record.
To today’s X Factor news:
Herald (Ireland): “No stopping Jedward now as celeb agent Max Clifford is set to snap up the twins”
X Factor twins John and Edward Grimes are being lined up by celebrity agent Max Clifford as their popularity soars.
Look out for Jedward pulling on matching Chelsea kits, shagging a bit-part actress and becoming the new Kerry Katonas.
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Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Katie Price Burning: A Life In Pictures
IN Kent, they are burning Katie Price. They had thought of burning the BNP “people” but “they’ve had enough publicity”. So the next best thing to set on fire is Katie Price. She is being burnt because “it’s fun”.
The other reason to burn Katie is that it “gets the press and get the publicity”. But mostly setting light to a caring mother of three, one of the UK’s best-loved writer since Charles Dickens, and walking aide to masturbation is for “fun”.
The one other shocker is that dignified Peter Andre never thought of it first…
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Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter Andre And Katie Price: Harvey’s Swine Flu, A Gay Secret And Back Together
KATIE Price & Peter Andre Watch:Peter’s “gay secret”, Harvey’s celebrity swine flu, Yate awaits, Peter and Katie back together and Peter’s sex life…
“PETER Andre’s Big Gay Secret,” announces the Daily Star’s front page,.
What’s that big gay secret, then? Peter isn’t all that tall:
PETE Andre is poised to become the new Paul O’Grady in a megabucks telly deal. The Aussie is at the centre of a TV tug-of-war as two major networks battle to sign him up. He has been approached by Channel 4 and ITV about hosting his own show. Channel 4 bosses are keen to unveil him as the new O’Grady, while ITV want him as their permanent guest host on Friday’s This Morning.
Paul O’Grady is gay. Is that the “Big Gay Secret?” As for Sentimental Pete presenting a TV show:
Last night an ITV spokesman said there were no new plans to work with Peter. But he added: “He is currently working on This Morning and ITV1 and doing very well.” There was no-one available for comment at Channel 4.
So what is Peter Andre up to if he’s not presenting a tea-time telly show?
Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape: Get The Picture
CARRIE Prejean, the sacked Miss California who dared to agree with Barack Obama on gay rights, and was duly threatened with violence by celebrity blogger gone native Perez Hilton, has followed her mucky pictures – shocker: model wears underwear in pictures! - with a sex tape.
When sacked from her job as representing Miss California in a bikini – those dirty, dirty, photos - she sued the Miss California organization for libel and religious discrimination. Miss California USA counter-sued, saying that Prejean never repaid a loan she received for breast implants. (She can enter the Miss Plastic surgery GP).
Now the sex tape leaks, or threatens to. The web goes wild. First up is TMZ, which tells us:
Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials - that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.
That’s a pun. Prejean is a practicing Christian, which means her religion can be used against her. Prejean was suing the pageant organisers for slander, libel and “religious discrimination”
Posted: 5th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Joe McElderry Breaks Rib And Stacey Solomon Engaged To Olly Murs
X Factor No News Round-up: Stacey Solomon not Amy Winehouse, Joe McElderry’s rib not broken, Sting’s no X Factor and the Sex Pistols would not win…
Unreality TV: “Mitch Winehouse: ‘Stacey Solomon is NOT The new Amy Winehouse!’”
She’s better?
“Amy and I and the family were watching X Factor and when Rachel got knocked out – we thought it was a complete disaster. We were having a lovely dinner – I was having a chicken vindaloo and Amy was having a chicken Korma and we almost choked – almost put us right off our food. Almost but not quite…”
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Linsday Lohan And Mischa Barton’s Death Battle
FOR the first time in weeks, the National Enquirer leads with no picture of Angelina Jolie. And she should not be downhearted because the cover is dominated by the headline: “WHO’LL DIE FIRST?”
Readers are invited to pick from Mischa Barton, Kirstie Alley, Lindsay Lohan, Robin Williams, Whitney Houston, Tori Spelling, The Hoff, Pamela Anderson and Simon Cowell.
With no dead star for a while, the NE is inviting readers to help it decide which obits to have ready by pressing F1 to F9 on the keyboard.
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: National Enquirer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price And Peter Andre Burnt At The Stake, In Pictures
THIS November 5th, Katie Price will burn like a holidaymaker in an Ibiza sex clinic.
Artist Frank Shepherd has put the finishing touches to the Edenbrige Bonfire Society Celebrity Guy.
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
50 Cent Power Perfume Is Cillit Bang In An Atomiser
THE rapper known as 50 Cent has a new perfume out. Power by 50 Cent has top notes of leather thong, gun powder and anaesthetic over base notes of used recording studio and teeth whitener.
It is the scent of the emergency room in a spray.
The best things about 50 cent is that if you spray it into the eyes of an assailant or target for love, they will think you are as perfect and tattoo free as an alabaster statue dipped in varnish.
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ivanka Trump Marries Her Tycoon, In Pictures
IN this week’s Hello!, we are invited to the wedding of “Heiress Ivanka Trump” and a “Tycoon”, whose names fails to appear on the cover. You imagine Hello! has had the cover words written ever since Ivanka wanted her first engagement ring.
Inside and the tycoon is labelled as Jared Kushner, and from being a tycoon he’s now merely a “millionaire”.
Inside the mag and Ivanka has her hair in her father’s signature tsunami, swept off her face to reveal $265,000 in jewels and teeth that make her wedding dress look dull and brownish.
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Hello! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Naked Kelly Brook Is Ordered To Get Bigger Buns
KELLY Brook’s buns are too small. This is not our opinion but that of the powers that be who run the London Underground.
Kelly Brook is starring in a production of Calendar Girls, the play of the film about a group of frumpy, gravity-tugged middle-aged women getting out their baps and lamingtons for charity. Young, bouncy Kelly plays Celia, the role made famous by the older and more buxom Celia Imrie.
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Jedward’s Threesome, Olly Murs Croaks And Ghostbusters
X FACTOR Watch: Jedward sex shocker, Olly Murs croaks, a threesome, A Christmas Carol, Peter Andre and more sex…
PSST! Want to know about the “TWINS SEX FACTOR SECRET”?
The Daily Star follows its news on the “SIN TWINS - Shock X Factor favourites John and Edward Grimes have lifted the lid on their sex, drugs and booze demons” – with a focus on Jewdwar’s sex lives.
X FACTOR twins John and Edward Grimes are hiding a bombshell sex secret from their fans…
Can you guess? Is it:
a) They are brother and sister
b) They are husband and wife
c) They are shagging Dannii Minogue
d) They are virgins
e) They have no primary sexual characteristics
The answer is… d. And:
The gruesome twosome have only had one girlfriend between them.
What young girl or guy would not want to be the one between John And Edward?
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Cross-Dressing John Kenley Is A Life Ignored
RIP John Kenley. Anorak’s Man In LA remembers the cross-dressing, hermaphroditic theatre star being ignored by the big media:
ADD the Los Angeles Times to the mainstream media outlets that leave the most colorful part of a great person’s life out of the story. The LA Times is a couple of days behind the New York Times in reporting the death at 103 of John Kenley, the Ohio summer stock theatre impresario known for casting television and movie stars including Burt Reynolds, Mae West, William Shatner and Joe Namath in popular plays and musicals.
We were doing a bit of quick research Sunday morning to see if he’d brought The Hudson Brothers to Ohio, when we discovered that the famously-closeted Merv Griffin had outed the beloved Mr. Kenley as an alleged “registered” hermaphrodite, and that the producer lived half the year in Florida as “Joan”.
Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: How to Date Olly Murs, Hate Danyl Johnson And Daniel Lloyd Gets Wood
ALL the UK mags want to be home of the X Factor, to become the official organ that fans will reach for to read about their fave show’s wannabes, stars and judges. This week’s Heat mag, makes its play, leading with “JEDMANIA”, a tribute to John and Edward Grimes, the X Factor’s answer to America Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar.
For those of you not au fait with Mr Malakar, he was the non-singing, non dancing performer whose hair styles and uselessness kept him on the show week after week. He only failed when all the other acts copied his moves and style and he ended up looking cocky.
Posted: 3rd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Heat | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: How to Date Olly Murs, Hate Danyl Johnson And Daniel Lloyd Gets Wood
ALL the UK mags want to be home of the X Factor, to become the official organ that fans will reach for to read about their fave show’s wannabes, stars and judges. This week’s Heat mag, makes its play, leading with “JEDMANIA”, a tribute to John and Edward Grimes, the X Factor’s answer to America Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar.
For those of you not au fait with Mr Malakar, he was the non-singing, non dancing performer whose hair styles and uselessness kept him on the show week after week. He only failed when all the other acts copied his moves and style and he ended up looking cocky.
Posted: 3rd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Heat | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price’s Marries A Toffee Crisp And Peter Andre’s Other Woman Confesses
OK! magazine continues the push the limits of trades descriptions as it tries to eek more sensation from the predictable life of Katie Price, aka Jordan.
In “KATIE PRICE – ‘We can’t wait for our wedding day’”, the OK! cover sees Katie dandling her kidzzz under her pendant charcoal drawn eyebrows over a picture of she and Toffee Crisp-dusted Alex Reid looking smoochy.
Anyone who expects to read about Katie and Alex’s big day is either a fool, a bigger fool or someone who has never bought OK! before. Eight pages into a Halloween photoshoto in which Katie appears as a neon Jack-o-lantern and hr progeny Princess Tiaminimeeeee takes on the guise of a young Marty Feldman channelling Danniella Westbrook, we get:
OK!: Do you still believe in marriage?
KP: Absolutely. I definitely want to get married again.
Posted: 3rd, November 2009 | In: OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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