Amy Winehouse And Blake On Come Dine With Me, In Pictures
Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are back together. And the good news is that their romance is being enacted in the hygienic glare of Facebook and over a dinner table.
Posted: 1st, October 2009 | In: Amy Winehouse, Gallery | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse In Spit Spat Spot
HERE’S a picture of Amy Winehouse providing a DNA swab to watching paps in north London.
The story goes that Winehouse, allegedly, was at Southgate school in Barnet to talk things over with a sudent who has allegedly been bullying her goddaughter Dionne Bromfield.
Amy alleged to have then gobbed on the alleged bully, so giving her and everyone else a charming keepsake of the moment.
The fans should take care to let the mucus dry and only then scrape it up for smoking.
As Paul Lester notes about the girl who would be top of the flobs
There has been footage on YouTube for a while now of Southgate’s most wretched and her goddaughter performing a soul duet. It makes for chilling viewing, not because of the teenager’s incredibly precocious vocals but because Winehouse – a painfully thin state in jean shorts and bra, swigging booze from a bottle, her hair piled dizzyingly high as she picks at a guitar – looks barely capable of handling her own career, let alone a fresh-faced, wide-eyed 13-year-old’s. The idea that she will provide moral, spiritual and business guidance over the next few months as her protegee prepares to release her debut album, Introducing Dionne Bromfield, and be launched into the bear pit that is the music industry would be funny if it wasn’t so disturbing
Posted: 22nd, September 2009 | In: Amy Winehouse, Key Posts | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama: Blake Fielder Civil Rights In The Winehouse
BARACK Obama Watch. Looking past the blackness and the history:
“It’s welcome to the free world for me and Barack Obama” - Blake Fielder Civil, Mr Amy Winehouse on his release from the chains of hard labour
I have a dream, that black, brown, golden brown, white powder and red Smarties can live in harmony in the greater Winehouse body and that we as a nation…
Continues for as long as it gives Her Majesty pleasure…
Posted: 6th, November 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
White House, Big House And Winehouse
NOW the long wait is over, the Sun and other tabloids can get down to the serious business of wondering when the first couple will die.
With the War for the White House won, the joyous news is that Blake Fielder Civil is released from prison.
For Republicans, this might be the good day to bury bad news. Amy Winehouse’s man is out and newspapers will once again be full of insight and speculation.
To the jail.
Posted: 6th, November 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Candy Woman Can: Amy Winehouse Rots Your Teeth
TO the celebrity fairground, where Amy Winehouse is working the candy floss mixer.
The blend of refined sugar and food dyes might be enough to get a toddler off his face, but adults need more oopmf to get on a decent buzz.
While juice is the alcopop starter beverage, candy floss was only ever a kindergarten E. Until now.
Posted: 12th, October 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Sicko: You Can Hear Mitch Winehouse Shaking
WITH Blaaaake Fielder-Dreams in jail, Amy Wineshouse’s professional dad Mitch is the singer’s man at large.
Today the Sun brings news of a letter Mitch has received from Blake. It’s “Blake’s sicko threats to Mitch.” Says a source:
“I could hear Mitch physically shaking when he phoned to tell me about the letter. He couldn’t even bring himself to read it out loud as it was just too sickening.”
Maybe if he took his cab keys out of his pocket he’d make less noise?
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Is Sick On Harvey Nichols
HARVEY Nichols loaned Amy Winehouse £25,000-worth of clothes. And the store got it all back. As the Mirror notes:
“She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes.”
“Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable. The store has now asked for its £25k back.”
Of course, this might be the start of a new fashion. Ashley Cole has been notified….
Posted: 25th, September 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse’s Husband Chooses Prison Over Mum And Her
WHAT’S BLAKE Fielder-Civil been up to? Like Amy Winehouse, he too missed the singer’s birthday party, prevented from attending by high wall, electric gate and angry guards.
But the Sun says Blake could be at large tomorrow should he agree to move in with his mother in Nottinghamshire. He should also wear an electronic tag and adhere to a 7pm curfew.
But what’s this? Blake says no.
Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Missing From Amy Winehouse Story
IT’S Amy Winehouse’s 25th birthday party and all the usual faces are at London’s Jazz After Dark club, save one: Amy Winehouse is at home.
What she up to, then? Says a “pal” in the Sun:
“Amy was standing in front of the mirror telling everyone how rough she looked …She kept saying she was ugly…”
Reports of Winehouse’s drug taking are the stuff of record, and Anorak invites its resident expert, Matt The Talc, to advise us against looking down at mirror’s as they can distort the concept of yourself.
Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Finds Demons In The Farmhouse
AMY Winehouse is going to “battle her demons” in a “secret country retreat”.
Of course, the countryside is where demons live and the real fear is that Londoner Farmhouse, story, Winehouse, will merely be exchanging her old demons for new ones called Seth.
To prevent Winehouse from making a terrible move, the Sun gives clues to the secret hideaway in the hope that someone will gazump our Amy.
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Money, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Does The Credit Crunch: Heroin Better Than Whiskey
AMY Winehouse is beating the credit Crunch by buying 48 bottles of Jack Daniels whiskey.
The Sun says organisers of the Bestival were “Stunned” that Amy ordered two cases of the beverage.
Bestival is, we learn, staged on the Isle of White, and the fear is surely that with oil prices surging, the ferry company or airline transporting Winehouse will go bust and Amy will be trapped forever on the rock.
The Sun solicits “a source” to say: “Whiskey is better than heroin – but not 48 bottles of the stuff.”
Indeed, Old Mr Anorak assures us that heroin beats whiskey hands down. Given the option of 48 bottles of imported booze or a bag of good quality British smack, Sun readers can now make more informed choice.
Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Credit Crunch, Money, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Injured Training For 2012 Olympics Drugs Marathon
HATS off to Amy Winehouse who has prepared for the London 2012 Drugs Olympics with what the Sun is calling a “POT MARATHON”.
And that’s not all.
Posted: 1st, September 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Grows An Extra Hand
AMY Winehouse shows what drugs can do you in the London Lite freebie newspaper, and Tube seat cleaner.
It’s nothing short of tragic…
Posted: 28th, August 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Photojournalism, Tabloids | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lily Allen News Of The Day: Knit Wit
LILY Allen News Of The Day…
A KNITTING group which has lent a helping hand to charities across the world is celebrating its first anniversary. Longford-based group Helping Hands Knitters has been going for just one year – but it’s been a busy one. Members have also raised money for Age Concern by knitting miniature woollen hats for smoothie bottles – even created life-size versions of pop stars Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse and Beth Ditto - Wales Online
More Lily Allen news tomorrow…
Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Lily Allen, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse: Computer Game And Countdown To Escape From Rehab
AMY Winehouse? Yes, she is alive. And d0ing what’s does best: making news.
DAILY MIRROR: “Sadie Frost worse for wear after evening with Amy Winehouse”
Arriving at Amy’s Camden pad at around midnight, the 43-year-old mother-of-four was all perky and smiley, holding hands with on-off toy-boy lover Kristian Marr.
What happened?
We can only begin to imagine what happened behind closed doors…
Posted: 20th, August 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Broadsheets, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Britain Gears Up For 2012 Drugs Olympics
WE’RE “OUT OF OUR HEADS,” screams the Sun.
“Drugs epidemic wrecking Britain.” For Sun readers that’s “broken Britain”, being wrecked, or mashed, as we know it to be. “DRUGS BRITAIN,” advertises the Indy.
The bombshell figures — which reveal 2million adults have taken drugs in the last month — will fuel calls for a crackdown on celebrity drug users like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty.
Before Winehouse and Doherty appeared, drugs were an Americanism for pharmaceuticals. Says the Sun: “More than 400 under-16s were admitted last year, compared with 272 in 1997.”
In 1997, Anorak can reveal that the country’s top stars were, in order, Timmy Mallett, Steps and Ally McBeal. Innocent days, indeed.
Posted: 15th, August 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Back pages, Broadsheets, Celebrities, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse To Release Hit Bond Theme
NOTE to hacks: If in doubt write about Amy Winehouse. If in crisis write about Amy Winehouse sining James Bond theme songs. She isn’t. But she cold be.
Says Aiymeee:
“I do think they could have waited a bit. If they want a worldwide hit I have them all up here (pointing to her beehive). I guess they are going for clean-cut and boring. When I do release mine - and I am tempted to do it on the same day - this would be the bigger hit.”
A hit in her hair? Cue the video…
Posted: 12th, August 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Terrible TV | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Is An Agony Aunt
AMY Winehouse is, as the Star reports, to dispense sage advice to Londoners when her father Mitch takes over Danny Baker’s show on BBC Radio London.
Given her apparent state of agony, she is, fittingly, to be the station’s agony aunt.
Danny Baker’s Treehouse is required listening at Anorak Towers, and we will tune in for Winehouse and Winehouse’s Out Of Her Treehouse with equal vigour.
What advice Winehouse will administer to Londoners is uncertain, but listen out for advice and tips on:
STYLE:
Teach your hair to heel, beg and play dead to keep its nose wet and shiny…
Posted: 9th, August 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Is Six Times More Boring Than The Credit Crunch
CREDIT Crunch watch - making debt into a tabloid news story…
AMY Winehouse is six times more boring then the credit crunch. It’s in a survey. It’s a fact:
Stephen Waddington, managing director of Rainier PR, said: “At a time when many people are watching the pennies, it’s not surprising that the public have become tired of news about rock stars being odd, and pampered celebrities holidaying in exotic locations. The fact that Amy Winehouse is seen as six times more boring than the economy this summer illustrates this perfectly.”
Have drugs gotten cheaper yet..?
Posted: 6th, August 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Credit Crunch, Money, Online-PR | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mr Amy Winehouse Blake Fielder-Civil To ‘Star’ In Soap Opera
THE internet soap opera The Secret Life Of Sam King is to feature a character based on Blake Fielder-Civil, Mr Amy Winehouse, says the Star.
The role is: “Not your typical drug-dealer. Probably looks like a DJ or musician.”
Or, to open the auditions up a bit: Not your typical DJ or musician. Probably a drug dealer.”
Posted: 5th, August 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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