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Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation
When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it
Jennifer Aniston Races Angelina Jolie To The Baby Stack
JENNIFER Aniston is Princess Diana to the Enquirer’s Daily Express. Every issue comes with a Jen ishoo.
Jen’s issue du joy is that Angelina Jolie is a “LIAR”.
Ange is Jen’s “love rival”, albeit a rivalry like that which exists between Arsenal (Angelina ) and Spurs (Jen) where one party gets all the beauty, spoils and glory the other gets to live in the halcyon days of past glories and shop of new faces.
Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Angelina Jolie Can Carthwheel And Cheat?
ANGELINA Jolie - praise be and thank you:
On falling in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith: “Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.” (Yes, Brad Pitt was still married to Jennifer Aniston).
What a gal!
“To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn’t be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.”
Self loathing. Pass the knives…
Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Private Photos Of Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt
WANT to see “PRIVATE PHOTOS” of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?
Well, here they are on the cover of W magazine.
Shhh! Keep it just between us.
File under: Beyond parody…
Posted: 9th, October 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Brad Pitt Product Places Barack Obama
BRAD Pitt: actor. Barack Obama: politico. Who needs who more?
Product placement…
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Brandgelina, Celebrities, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Can Angelina Jolie Ever Be In Hiding?
HOW long does Angelina Jolie need to be “in hiding” before she becomes a recluse?
And to complicate the matter: Can a celebrity ever be in hiding if they are being talked about on the cover of Grazia magazine?
Discuss.
Note: It takes time for Angelina and other celeb mums to think up baby names. As 14 observes in her new book…
Posted: 2nd, September 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities, Grazia, Magazines, Photojournalism | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Hairs To Brad Pitt’s Rainbow Nation
CELEBRITY news of the day: Brad Pitt’s children of all the colours…
The Sun reports that Brad Pitt has been walking with sons Maddox and Pax Thien in Venice.
The boys “showed off their snazzy hairdos, proving they can be just as cool as their old man. Maddox sported a blue mohawk, while Pax was working the bleached fringe look.”
Brad wore a hat (beige)…
Posted: 27th, August 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
France Pays Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Live In La Belle Epoch
BY now you’ll be wondering what ever happened to Angelina Jolie and Brad Piit.
What are they up to? How are their kids? Well, Anorak has tracked the reclusive and humble couple down to France, and news is that they have struck gold.
Posted: 25th, August 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities, Money, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madeleine McCann: Angelia Jolie’s Changeling, Oakely International And Belgian Paedos
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
MAIL On SUNDAY: “McCANNS’ FUND IN £500,000 CHAOS.”
A team of private investigators working behind the scenes to find Madeleine McCann has been axed after being paid £500,000 from publicly donated funds.
Metodo 3?
Posted: 24th, August 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Broadsheets, Celebrities, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
