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Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation
When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it
What Have You Done With Katie Price And Her Jordans, Pete?
ON Novembr 23, Anorak will be attending an audience with Peter Andre. Then we will ask him what he has done with the brash, neon-skinned, pneumatic mass of taffeta, filler and snaggle tooth and her gargantuan Jordans:
Has she now been dipped in plastic and hidden inside this shell of a person seen in the picture? Is Pete’s curent squeeze a new kind of inflatable?
Posted: 2nd, November 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Happy Halloween From Jordan And Peter Andre
HAPPY Halloween from Jordan and Peter Andre….
Trick or treat?
Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre, Photojournalism | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jordan and PAPA Polish Up In Love Affirmation Ceremony
AFTER the TV show, Jordan is “finally” responding to the clamour and will tell OK! readers about her marriage.
Or what there was of it. Says Jordan of her romance with pop acorn Peter Andre (PAPA): “WHY I WALKED OUT ON PETE.” She is showing readers her clean hand, and muscular naked ring finger. “It looks like I’ll be a single mum.”
Jordan gets the photo spread and the kids, and PAPA gets to wax his back, crack and sack on daytime telly.
Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre, Magazines, OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jordan Sex’s Up Horse Of The Year Show
JORDAN is at the Horse of The Year Show. She’s performing to Color Me Badd’s “I Wanna Sex U Up.
Beats riding Pete…
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
JORDAN, aka Katie Price, has written a letter to The Times.
Sir,:
So the Cartier Polo International was happy to invite a man convicted of assault on an elderly couple, dozens of aristocrats and an assortment of would-be actresses in minuscule dresses. But it wouldn’t have me. More than 35,000 people came to the polo match last weekend but I was excluded.
Why? I’m a successful author and businesswoman, a rider, I am learning to play polo and I compete in dressage events. I rode my first horse when I was 7, and saved up to rent my first pony, Star, when I was 11. He was the ugliest, hairiest pony in the yard but I adored him. My mum couldn’t afford for me to go to Pony Club but it didn’t stop me going to gymkhanas. I just wanted to beat all those smart little girls in their perfect jodphurs and jackets.
All my life I’ve been surrounded by horses, I earned my pocket money sweeping out stables and I now have six horses. I’ve been invited to take part in the Royal Horse of the Year show, I’ve even played a charity polo match at Cowdray Park.
My book Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book was shortlisted for the WHSmith children’s prize and I have written a bestselling series of stories about ponies. I know more about fetlocks and forelocks than most of the celebrities invited by Cartier and the Chinawhite nightclub. I’ve certainly mucked out more horses.
I also have a business career, I’ve a No1 perfume and a lingerie line. I’m a wife working as hard as I can to bring up my children, Harvey, Junior and Princess Tiaamii, and be a good role model for them.
I didn’t want to go to Windsor to meet royalty. I’ve met the Prince of Wales and the Queen before. I don’t need to be photographed with the A-list, I’ve met quite enough celebrities. I wanted to watch the matches and give my family a treat.
It’s pure snobbery. However good a horsewoman I may be, I’m also a glamour model. That embarrassed the organisers. I paid Chinawhite £6,000 for my table, but my manager was told that I was not the sort of person they wanted. Eliza Doolittle went to the races with Henry Higgins after a few elocution lessons, In Pretty Woman Julia Roberts went to the polo straight from Sunset Boulevard, but in the 21st century we have become even more class-ridden. Unless you are a toff or an aspiring actress, they don’t want you.
Polo should be for people who love horses, not a media charade. It should be about the sport. Horses are a wonderful hobby, one that gets you outside and keeps you fit. They should be for everyone - little girls, glamour girls, working-class girls like me. No one should be excluded.
For your comments…
Posted: 6th, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrity Quote On The Day: Peter Andre On Jordan I And II
CELEBRITY Quote of the Day: Peter Andre on Jordan and Chantelle Houghton
“It might not be deliberate, but Chantelle is looking more like Kate everyday. I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery”
Imitation. No real, then..?
Posted: 5th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sophie Price Does Implied Topless
WHO’S that girl on the Star’s cover page?
The face of a young Bobby Charlton between the hair and body of Cherie Blair circa 1983, suggests she’s the product of an unlikely coupling.
Inside there are more pictures of her, and our patron Old Mr Anorak identifies the woman as the new face of Channel X, his fellow one-handed organist Mr Richard Desmond’s tissue-clad TV channel.
Further reading and we learn that this vision is Sophie Price, sister to Katie Price, the model who put Jordan on the map.
Posted: 18th, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre, Page 3 Girls, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Father Of The Year Pete Andre Uses Daddy’s Sauce
PETER Andre is the ”Daddy of the Year” - says Daddies Sauce. Daddies is a brown sauce, a poor man’s HP.
Andre is an orangey brown colour.
Use the sauce as you wish…
Posted: 10th, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Jordan and Peter Andre, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
