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Lily ALLEN is at the GQ magazine Men Of The Year Awards:
“Co-host Lily struggled with her glamorous gown as she arrived to present the GQ Men ot the Year Awards”
- Daily Star
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LILY Allen news of the day:
“Even celeb like singer Lily Allen are text fans” – Daily Star
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LILY Allen News Of The Day…
A KNITTING group which has lent a helping hand to charities across the world is celebrating its first anniversary. Longford-based group Helping Hands Knitters has been going for just one year – but it’s been a busy one. Members have also raised money for Age Concern by knitting miniature woollen hats for smoothie bottles – even created life-size versions of pop stars Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse and Beth Ditto - Wales Online
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LILY Allen News of The Day: The Role Model
LILY Allen was out on the lash the other night and ended up in a scrap in the street. Pictures of Lily attempting to punch a girl, while still holding a cigarette I might add, appeared on the same day as a report showing the effect of booze on young women… Women need role models at home and in public. Before we start blaming Lilly and the like for the sins of our daughters, we should start looking closer to home - Melanie Harvey, Daily Record
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LILY Allen news of the day:
Lily Allen threw a punch at a passer-by during a drinking session in London’s Soho early this morning. Witnesses suggested Lily reacted after being heckled as she left Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club at 2am. With a short reach, the punch appeared to fail to connect.
Vitally: Lily was “dressed in a purple wrap dress and peep-toe high heels” – Daily Mail
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LILY Allen News Of The Day…
“The Smile singer has written a track on her new album which imagines what God’s life would be like. Lily attempts to answer questions like who God would date, what job he’d have and what music he would listen to” - The Sun
What drugs he’d take - being God’ he’d invent some - what Argos jewellery he’d wear, how many times he’d say “f***” in his Bible Uncut…
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LILY Allen News Of The Day:
Singer Katy Perry’s boyfriend once quite fancied Lily Allen – Gordon Smart, The Sun
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LILY Allen News Of The Day:
Lily Allen will not be releasing a new album – Gordon Smart, The Sun
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LILY Allen news of the day
“I wore a loose-fitting T-shirt yesterday as it was very hot in London,” she says. “My boob fell out twice and people are saying it was a publicity stunt. If I wanted publicity, I’d be accepting invitations, not to mention money, for turning up to glamorous events” - Sunday Mirror
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LILY Allen news of the day
LILY ALLEN made a major boob when she popped out of her car - and her top - visiting ex-boyfriend ED SIMONS’ house in London – Sun
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LILY Allen News Of the Day
LILY ALLEN should at least stifle her yawn when listening to her gramp’s old yarns – Sun
Lily Allen is walking with her grandfather. She is yawning. You know, yawning..?
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LILY Allen News of the day…
“What news of Lily Allen?” you cry. “It’s been an entire day since the last update. We need to know.”
Lilly Allen has walked through London’s West End sporting a pair of MC Hammer-style trousers
- Daily Mirror
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TIME to find out what Lily Allen’s been up to:
Lily Allen’s interest in horticulture continued apace yesterday as the singer popped to her local shops to buy some flowers - Mail
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LILY Allen news of the day – Pixie Geldof designs clothes for high street fashion outlet New Look. Now read on…
A source tells us: ‘The deal is virtually identical to the one Lily Allen signed. But whereas Lily’s was met with a muted response, Pixie’s is expected to race out of the stores” – Daily Mirror’s 3am Girls
Mirror readers may recall Allen’s range thus:
Kate’s gear is set to fly off the rails and many stores plan to ration items to a maximum of five per customer for fear of selling out too quickly - Daily Mirror
Get ‘em while they’re fresh…
LILY Allen thought of the day: Sweet On Honey
Says Lily Allen of her new dog in the Mirror:
“She’s called honey and she’s quite fat, but very sweet.”
Catch Lily and new pooch, er, Mabel running about in Gordon Smart’s Sun report.
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The Sun’s Gordon Smart has the scoop that Lily Allen has taken possession of a new dog.
“The signer was checked out to see if she would be a suitable owner. Asked what she did for a living, Lily said, ‘I’m a singer.’ She was then asked what kind of singer and said: ‘Erm , a pop star.”
She had to think about it.
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WELCOME to “knife Aid”, the “huge Geldof-style concert” hosted by Lily Allen.
Says London Mayor Boris Johnson in the Star: “It is brilliant that she using her influence to make stand and I look forward to hearing her plans.”
Anorak can exclusively reveal that the concert will take place on the kerb adjacent to the Cenotaph, the venue for all fallen soldjas, after which their will be drinks and seats at the kebab shop before a rendition of Da Last Possst by the Renault Clio players’ horn section…
NEWS in the Mirror is that rent-a-gob Lily Allen has been “under constant surveillance” by American spooks.
The Mirror does not specify which branch of the “Yanks” security services have been observing Allen, and it might be all of them. Although given their massed ranks and the viewing figures for Allen’s BBC3 TV show this is unlikely.
LILY Allen Quote Of The Day: Chatting to me.
Says Lily Allen in the Mirror: “I am actually number one female chat show host. Davina didn’t get commissioned for a second series. But I did. Lily Allen did.”
Good news. And now that Allen’s talking about herself in third person, she will never run out of guests for her challenging show…
LILY Allen quote of the day, via the Sun: “It’s kegging, pulling someone’s trousers down when they least expect it.”
Kegging is also known as assault, sexually aggravated assault and Gascoign-ing…
SAYS Lily Allen:
If you see photos in the press or online of my car window being “smashed by vandals”, I just want you to know that it was one of the many paparazzi who were following us who did it.
SAYS Lily Allen: “Cheryl has had an awful time. Two years ago I’d have been, ‘Ha ha!’. Now I could never take anything positive from anyone suffering.”