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Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation
When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it
Ronald McDonald Puts Paul McCartney’s Hair In A Bun
“WHAT sort of morons do McDonald’s think Beatles’ fans are,” asks Paul McCartney’s spokesman Geoff Baker.
The sort of morons who listen to records backwards, write their names on walls and think crossing the road is photo opportunity?
Says a PETA spokesman, the voice of dumb animals:
“He became a vegetarian after watching lambs play in field outside his home and surely would not want to use his likeness to promote meat.”
The Sun says that Macca “hit the roof” after a branch of McDonald’s in his native Liverpool put pictures of The Beatles on the walls “to attract customers”.
Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Food & Fat, Paul McCartney | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
