Michael Lohan Will Jab Perez Hilton In The Ass
LINDSAY Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, would like to punch wanane celebrity Perez Hilton in the stomachs. The NYDN says:
The Hollywood dad-gone-bad — who insists he’s trying to do good — is offering to step into the boxing ring with the highest bidder and donate all the money to Long Island charities.
“This is not about publicity,” Lohan told the Daily News before heading to the gym to get in fighting form for the Nov. 24 match at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, L.I.
“If publicity is involved, it’s only to raise money for charity,” he said.
As Simon Scowl says:
Michael Lohan saying something isn’t about publicity is like Perez Hilton saying something isn’t about publicity. Which brings us to that catty calorie-collector:
The fight:
Bidding starts at $5,000 for the chance to go three rounds with Lohan — but the convicted felon knows whom he’d like to fight.
Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Perez Hilton, Twitterings | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Pure Paris Hilton
SAYS Paris of tattoos and her lover Benji Madden:
He is going to get one of me but he won’t let me get one. He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure
Madden is covered in tattoos. In pictures of him wearing a ubiquitous black T-shirt, the tats look like they’re crawling up his throat in a bid to take the high ground of his face and head.
Pure Hilton rose to fame in a straight-to-tissue home movie…
Picture: 14
Posted: 1st, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Thought For The Day
PEREZ Hilton watches celebs so you don’t have to:
Spotted: David & Victoria Beckham and their kids at Disney’s California Adventure RIGHT NOW!
More top celebrity news to follow…
Posted: 11th, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Posh and Becks | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Eats Geri Halliwell
ON the Perez Hilton website, readers can see the self-aggrandizing showbiz reporter poking fun at Shia LaBeouf’s face “pubes”, Brendan Fraser’s hair and a girl’s dress.
He then cosies up to Geri Halliwell.
Perez is the new media wannabe with the old media values of sucking up to whoever is in his company and basking in reflected glory. He’s the journalist gone native.
He’s Nigel Dempster in a fat suit.
And get a load of this picture. Hilton could eat Halliwell in one bite.
Is that a head on your shoulders, or are you just pleased to see yourself?
Posted: 30th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Edits The Daily Mail: New Celine Dion Video
MORE evidence that the Daily Mail is edited by Perez Hilton in the unlikely shape of Celine Dion’s thighs.
Hair-raising: Celine Dion takes to the stage with furry legs
Says the bitchy Perez Hilton: Wow! Those are some HAIRY legs!”
Says the Daily Mail, paper of record (Click the image): “Her face had been carefully made up, nails polished and outfit primped just so, but Celine Dion forgot one important thing before performing in Toyko over the weekend.
It appeared the My Heart Will Go On singer had forgotten to wax her legs, with severe back lighting revealing their rather hairy state as she strutted around the stage.”
As Anorak’s source in the US
Celine Dion in her latest video:
Picture and additional words: 14
Posted: 11th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Tabloids | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Is The Daily Mail
SAYS Perez Hilton: “Guess The Sexy Beast.”
The picture is of a pair of legs.
Wow!
Those are some HAIRY legs!
Who needs to work on her shave????
Is it someone hairy, like the Archbishop of Canterbury, Fozzie Bear or Cheetah from the Tarzan films?
It turns out to be a picture of Celine Dion, she of the famous ironic zapata moustache.
Why Hilton should be looking at her legs,which are not all that hairy, puts him in line less with the blogger rebels, the so-called new media, but with the old media, chiefly the Daily Mail, the paper which makes it its business to look at women of an age and scream “Eu!”
Posted: 9th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PEREZ Hilton’s website is “Hollywood’s Most-Hated Web Site“.
Here’s what hard-hitting Perez says about Janet Jackson, who is promoting an album, and allowing Perez to stand close to her and pose for a picture:
She’s nice, sweet, normal, inspiring, professional and generous. Plus, she’s even prettier in real life, if that’s possible!
Here’ what Perez Hilton says about reality TV singer Leona Lewis, who is posing for a picture with him:
The gorgeous and talented Leona Lewis
And here’s what Perez Hitlon has to say about reality TV singer Fantasia (American Idol) . She is not standing next to Hilton nor is she posing with him for the kind of picture you find by the toilets in suburban Italian eateries:
If You Are Easily Offended…
Then do not CLICK HERE!
From The Color Purple to the skunk!
American Idol alum Fantasia shows off her new ghetto fab hair at the Grammy style studio in LA on Thursday.
We’re gonna start seeing this ‘do….nowhere!
Perez Hilton - the voice of the new media. Hollywood’s most sycophantic website…
Posted: 8th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton On Hannah Montana’s Anus
SAYS the wannabe celebrity Perez Hilton: “HANNAH Montana is Her Face Is Tighter Than Hannah Montana’s Anus!”
That’s the headline.
Hannah Montana is a US TV show for children. It stars Miley Ray Cyrus (born Destiny Hope Cyrus on November 23, 1992).
Perez Hilton and single men living on caravan parks in Rhyl may enjoy the headline.
Others may not…
Posted: 3rd, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton’s Right To Free Speech
PEREZ Hilton Wins in Lohan Friend Suit, go the headlines.
Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton is entitled to nearly $85,000 to pay his legal costs in a defamation lawsuit brought by a friend of Lindsay Lohan.
“Perez Hilton will take steps to make sure every dime is collected,” says his lawyer, Bryan J. Freedman. “This should make one careful before filing a lawsuit against him.”
Samantha Ronson, who sued Hilton last year, was a passenger in Lohan’s car when it crashed into a tree in Beverly Hills in May. She sued Hilton for repeating on his Web site a report from another site stating that she planted cocaine that was found in Lohan’s car.
The judge removed Hilton from the lawsuit last November after the blogger’s attorneys argued he was protected by free speech rights.
Should we host Anorak in the Us again?
Posted: 25th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Star Jones And Perez Hilton Will Not Comment On Heath Ledger
STAR Jones is writing on Heath Ledger’s death. Jones is a US lawyer-turned-celebrity.
Since we learned of actor Heath Ledger’s untimely death on Tuesday afternoon, the basic fact is that until additional tests have been conducted, the autopsy is incomplete and inconclusive as to why this 28-year-old man died. That’s what we know.
Let’s get to what we don’t know: his death was a tragic accident, or something to the contrary. Until we know for sure, I think the media should just shut their mouths and stop all the speculation that’s been running rampant.
Star wants us to deal in facts. We should not indulge in speculation, such as that found in the Daily Mail, where Ledger’s death is called a “shameful episode”.
Jones will nto speculate. No chance. Facts are all. She tells us:
“This man has a two-year-old daughter. His family is going through the worst time in their lives. Their hearts are broken, they’re numb, they can’t understand what’s going on right now. Michelle Williams is trying to figure out how to explain to their little girl that she will never see her daddy again. It’s heartbreaking, tragic, and it’s being used to fuel our never ceasing desire to eavesdrop on the lives of others.”
Star Jones does not do prying and speculation. Not a chance. As Perez Hilton says on his blog: “Star Jones wrote an editorial about the death of Heath Ledger…. And we agree with everything she says!”
That’s how much he cares! File under ‘Oh the irony’
Click here to read it.
Posted: 25th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Making A Joke Of Heath Ledger, With Perez Hilton
AS PEREZ Hilton notes: Ledger’s Death Is A Laughing Matter”. Adding “This is reprehensible!”
Hilton goes on: “Fox News Talk Network host John Gibson announced the sad and tragic death of actor Heath Ledger on Tuesday by mocking him and making light of his untimely passing.”
This he says is “Disgusting!”
The show:
“Playing an audio clip of the iconic quote, ‘I wish I knew how to quit you’ from Ledger’s gay romance movie Brokeback Mountain, Gibson disdainfully quipped, ‘Well, he found out how to quit you.’ Laughing, Gibson then played another clip from Brokeback Mountain in which Ledger said, ‘We’re dead,’ followed by his own, mocking ‘We’re dead’ before playing the clip again.”
Gibson called Ledger a “weirdo” with a “serious drug problem” and suggested that Ledger killed himself because he had “a serious position in the (stock) market” or perhaps “watched the Clinton-Obama debate last night. I think he was an Edwards guy, cause he saw his Edwards guy was just completely irrelevant.”
That enough? You want more. OK: “Click here to listen to the audio of John Gibson’s shameful handling of Heath Ledger’s death.”
Hilton concludes: “Say you’re sorry, John Gibson, or you’re no different than hatemonger Fred Phelps.” (See Phelps here.)
Indeed, this is the same Hilton who in response to Britney Spears’ meltdown told us: “You guys really care about Britney Spears - a lot! Friday was the busiest day we’ve ever had on Perez Hilton.com. Over the course of 24 hours, we had over 10 million page views. 10,089,428 to be exact. That’s insane! Thanks, Britney.”
Let’s just pray Ledger’s self-destruction proves just as popular to the righteous Perez Hilton…
Posted: 24th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Posted: 8th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Terrible TV, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
America’s Most Annoying: Rosie O’Donnell, Paris Hilton Or Britney Spears?
A SURVEY by Parade magazine says most Americans think Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s “little Violet Affleck” is “the most adorable celebrity baby (36%).
Little Violet beats Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter, Suri Cruise (20%), Brad and Angelina’s daughter, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (18%), Anna Nicole Smith Larry Birkhead’s daughter, Dannielynn Smith (17%), and Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s son Kingston (9%).
Violet’s achievement is all the more remarkable given that their daughter’s name is not a product of a god complex, a browse through travel brochures or a game of Pictionary.
No small irony is announcing over the PR wires that the award for the most-overexposed celebrity award goes to Miss Britney Spears (50%), who earn some more exposure. Here’s to 2008!
Other news is that 44% of Parade respondents think US TV presenter and actress Rosie O’Donnell is the most annoying celebrity, more annoying than Paris Hilton (24%), Ann Coulter (16%), Heather Mills McCartney (12%) and Perez Hilton (4%).
All of them may be less annoying than Kerry Katona or Victoria Beckham, but of them neither figure in the poll.
Such results are rooted in a fickle public and should O’Donnell have a child called Petunia she will be made less annoying than Hillary Clinton, or if she can play someone loved, like Oprah Winfrey, in film…
Posted: 30th, December 2007 | In: Brandgelina, Britney Spears, Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Posh and Becks | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton Talkes Spots Perez Hilton
SLOW news day in the celebrity world.
No-one to show walking into a toilet, putting her hair in a bun or smoking a fag?
On the Perez Hirton website, readers learn: “Spotted: Cute and funny homo Mo Rocca at gay lounge The Ritz on Saturday night in NYC. Also there: Perez Hilton. Yes, we just spotted ourself!”
Perez Hilton now talks about himself in the third person.
The celeb spotter has gone native…
Were we natives of the Ritz, NYC, we may find some joy in the news. To them Hilton and Rocca are local celebrities, a bit like living close to Iain Duncan Smith or sharing a dry cleaners with Jimmy Savile.
Of course, New York is awash with celebs and spotting one is not too tricky. Had Hilton or Rocca appeared in Bridlington, we would surely have experinced a genuine thrill - if we’d recognsied them or had an excited local point them out…
Pic: The Perez Hilton punching bag by 14
Posted: 30th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PEREZ Hilton - celebrity blogger gone native - is talking about his favouite thing: Perez Hilton:
“Why do I think I’m so popular?” He stifles a yawn, teetering backwards in his chair like a truculent schoolboy.
“Well, I think a few different things have helped. The fact that I was one of the first celebrity news bloggers; the fact that I work really hard, because the more content I have each day, the more traffic I get. I start at four in the morning and I work 16 to 17 hours straight, updating the website around 25 times a day.”
On his celebrity status, he says, “I don’t think my own fame prevents me from doing my job. When I go to parties, people recognise me and that’s another tool in my bag of tricks. On the website, I’m not afraid to say what I think; I’m an individual, I’m subjective, I’m not some big corporate machine and people can relate to that. I would describe myself as an entertainer who likes to inform - a sort of info-tainer.”
Perez Hilton is a celebrity…
Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Twitterings | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton: Show Me Your Celebrity Porn And…
THE Perez Hilton blog features the image of a celebrity’s penis. “You can Photoshop it all you want, honey. We know you have a puny peen!” says the “influential” blogger.
(Journalists like to think of Perez Hilton as being “influential” because the word helps them justify browsing the web for stories.)
But Perez will not last. It is the Ninth Rule of Tabloid Journalism that no mention of a celebrity’s penis should ever be made by a hack. If the question must be asked, it has to be treated with tact and schoolboy humour, such as “Is he long in the shower?” or referring to his swimming trunks as “Budgie Smugglers”.
The celebrity’s former wife or lover can say whatever they choose of their man but in doing so they run the risk of being made to look even smaller, or overly big. Both are best avoided.
Ingrid Tarrant, spurned wife to TV host Chris Tarrant, told the press that her husband suffered from “erectile dysfunction” and needed Viagra when he was with her in bed. We made our own conclusions.
And model Heidi Klum recently regaled Oprah Winfrey with a story of how she first clapped eyes on Seal: “I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow. And I pretty much saw everything. The whole package.”
No enlargement on the matter is required. Unless you are a celebrity blogger, in which case you should point and laugh and show the celebrity’s penis to the world.
And hope that one day when you have achieved your mission and become as famous as they on whom you feed, your sticky fingered Priapism doesn’t come back to bite you on the bum…
Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Perez Hilton: When A Celebrity Blogger Goes Native
PEREZ Hilton is the walking reason why journalists are trained not to go native. From exposing celebrity in the US, Perez Hilton is now an overexposed celebrity.
This from his site:
Very exciting news, South Florida!!!!
Miami’s own and your Perezcious P-Nasty is going to be hosting Y100’s Jingle Ball, Saturday, December 15th at the Bank Atlantic Center in Sunrise.
Yes, we’re hosting the whole show and we are beyond thrilled.
Some of our favoritest peeps are going to be performing, like Timbaland, Good Charlotte, Natasha Bedingfield, Ashley Tisdale, One Republic, Plain White Ts, Sean Kingston, Elliot Yamin and more.
We haven’t been in the SoFlo in such a long time and it’s totally awesome to be going home for such a special occasion.
Click here to buy your tickets today.
See y’all soon!
P.S. Perez will also be joining Elvis Duran and all of our friends at Z100 for the Z100 Jingle Ballin NYC on December 14th.
Yay!!!
UK singer Natasha Beddingfield… Reality TV product Elliot Yamin… Timbaland (note: not an ironic take on preppy Justin Timberlake but a rapper called Timbaland)… And our man in LA is happy to be seen with them..?
The celebrity world needs a new insider…
Posted: 26th, November 2007 | In: Anorak In New York, Perez Hilton | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown’s Bounce, NHS Cuts, BBC Entrapment And Perez Hilton’s Web 2.0
DIZZY takes a glance at the Sundays (Pic: Poldraw)
THERE are it seems some rather concerning and amusing stories in this morning’s Sundays. According to the Sunday Telegraph, Gordon Brown has decided to cut £50 million from drug treatment programmes in the forthcoming Comprehensive Spending Review.
Now some will say that it is Darling that is Chancellor, but the cynic amongst many of us will know that really means Brown. Meanwhile the Independent on Sunday has a whistleblower story about the NHS, with one of Britain’s most senior surgeons saying there is a bed crisis for trauma patients.
The BBC finds itself hit twice in the Mail on Sunday which alleged that the BBC entrapped someone by offering them £40,000 for some children in a human smuggling scandal in Bulgaria. At the same time it is expressing outrage that the bleeding obvious fake caravan fire in Top Gear was… errr… faked.
Michael Portillo in the Sunday Times has an interesting piece, which, if you can get past his constant slagging of the Tories, suggests Brown should scrap ID Cards and it would be a sign of his strength. Also in the same paper, Bryan Appleyard has a brilliant piece about the “Web 2.0” world and the creation fo notorious nobodies (also known as web celebrities).
My one criticism as ever is this belief that Web 2.0 is actually different to Web 1.0, it isn’t, apart from the fact that a technically illiterate person can now easily publish online. There were many web celebrities before the easy publishing systems - Jay Stile springs to mind even if his sites are, shall we say, decidedly adult.
Finally, on a purely political point, David Davis, has weighed in with support for David Cameron, telling the Sunday Telegraph that “David has passed his first test. Now the party must pass its first test, and that is a test of discipline.”
He’s absolutely right too. Whilst there have been some tactical errors in the past few weeks, and the “Brown Bounce” is suddenly surprising people who were openly acknowledging it would happen before it did, it’s not a time to start blinking and talking about patricide.
Posted: 29th, July 2007 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PEREZ Hilton, the gossip blogger, uses photographs that are a) in the public interest; b) stolen; c) useful in promoting stars?
In what may be the first hit against bloggerazzi star Perez Hilton’s empire, his main webhost has dropped Perezhilton.com.
After numerous warnings against Hilton’s (aka Mario Lavandeira) use of copyrighted celebrity images, the Oz-based Crucial Paradigm took the site off line; it was dark for a number of hours before it returned to the Internet with a different host.
Hilton is currently named in four lawsuits involving eight photo agencies for his alleged theft of photographs that appear on his site, one that’s been a popular gossip destination for some 2½ years. Hilton frequently adds his own captions to the shots.
Is a photograph just a pictorial quote?
Posted: 21st, June 2007 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Twitterings | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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