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Michael Lohan Will Jab Perez Hilton In The Ass

LINDSAY Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, would like to punch wanane celebrity Perez Hilton in the stomachs. The NYDN says:

The Hollywood dad-gone-bad — who insists he’s trying to do good — is offering to step into the boxing ring with the highest bidder and donate all the money to Long Island charities.

“This is not about publicity,” Lohan told the Daily News before heading to the gym to get in fighting form for the Nov. 24 match at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, L.I.

“If publicity is involved, it’s only to raise money for charity,” he said.

As Simon Scowl says:

Michael Lohan saying something isn’t about publicity is like Perez Hilton saying something isn’t about publicity. Which brings us to that catty calorie-collector:

The fight:

Bidding starts at $5,000 for the chance to go three rounds with Lohan — but the convicted felon knows whom he’d like to fight.

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Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Perez Hilton, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Pure Paris Hilton

SAYS Paris of tattoos and her lover Benji Madden:

He is going to get one of me but he won’t let me get one. He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure

Madden is covered in tattoos. In pictures of him wearing a ubiquitous black T-shirt, the tats look like they’re crawling up his throat in a bid to take the high ground of his face and head.

Pure Hilton rose to fame in a straight-to-tissue home movie…

Picture: 14

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Posted: 1st, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Perez Hilton Thought For The Day

PEREZ Hilton watches celebs so you don’t have to:

Spotted: David & Victoria Beckham and their kids at Disney’s California Adventure RIGHT NOW!

More top celebrity news to follow…

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Posted: 11th, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Posh and Becks | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Perez Hilton Eats Geri Halliwell

ON the Perez Hilton website, readers can see the self-aggrandizing showbiz reporter poking fun at Shia LaBeouf’s face “pubes”, Brendan Fraser’s hair and a girl’s dress.

He then cosies up to Geri Halliwell.

Perez is the new media wannabe with the old media values of sucking up to whoever is in his company and basking in reflected glory. He’s the journalist gone native.

He’s Nigel Dempster in a fat suit.

And get a load of this picture. Hilton could eat Halliwell in one bite.

Is that a head on your shoulders, or are you just pleased to see yourself?

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Posted: 30th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Perez Hilton Edits The Daily Mail: New Celine Dion Video

MORE evidence that the Daily Mail is edited by Perez Hilton in the unlikely shape of Celine Dion’s thighs.

Hair-raising: Celine Dion takes to the stage with furry legs

Says the bitchy Perez Hilton: Wow! Those are some HAIRY legs!”

Says the Daily Mail, paper of record (Click the image): “Her face had been carefully made up, nails polished and outfit primped just so, but Celine Dion forgot one important thing before performing in Toyko over the weekend.

It appeared the My Heart Will Go On singer had forgotten to wax her legs, with severe back lighting revealing their rather hairy state as she strutted around the stage.”

As Anorak’s source in the US notes: “Ageing men featured in the newspaper are fawned over, celebrated, and praised for looking so “natural”. Women, on the other hand, are scorned for having veiny hands, wrinkles, cellulite and jowls. Often, a zoomed-in photo of the guilty body part is featured and Photoshop-enhanced to make it look even worse.”

Celine Dion in her latest video:

Picture and additional words: 14

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Posted: 11th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Perez Hilton Is The Daily Mail

SAYS Perez Hilton: “Guess The Sexy Beast.”

The picture is of a pair of legs.

Wow!

Those are some HAIRY legs!

Who needs to work on her shave????

Is it someone hairy, like the Archbishop of Canterbury, Fozzie Bear or Cheetah from the Tarzan films?

It turns out to be a picture of Celine Dion, she of the famous ironic zapata moustache.

Why Hilton should be looking at her legs,which are not all that hairy, puts him in line less with the blogger rebels, the so-called new media, but with the old media, chiefly the Daily Mail, the paper which makes it its business to look at women of an age and scream “Eu!”

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Posted: 9th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Perez Hilton Impersonates OK!

PEREZ Hilton’s website is “Hollywood’s Most-Hated Web Site“.

Here’s what hard-hitting Perez says about Janet Jackson, who is promoting an album, and allowing Perez to stand close to her and pose for a picture:

She’s nice, sweet, normal, inspiring, professional and generous. Plus, she’s even prettier in real life, if that’s possible!

Here’ what Perez Hilton says about reality TV singer Leona Lewis, who is posing for a picture with him:

The gorgeous and talented Leona Lewis

And here’s what Perez Hitlon has to say about reality TV singer Fantasia (American Idol) . She is not standing next to Hilton nor is she posing with him for the kind of picture you find by the toilets in suburban Italian eateries:

If You Are Easily Offended…

Then do not CLICK HERE!

From The Color Purple to the skunk!

American Idol alum Fantasia shows off her new ghetto fab hair at the Grammy style studio in LA on Thursday.

We’re gonna start seeing this ‘do….nowhere!

Perez Hilton - the voice of the new media. Hollywood’s most sycophantic website…

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Posted: 8th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Perez Hilton | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Perez Hilton On Hannah Montana’s Anus

SAYS the wannabe celebrity Perez Hilton: “HANNAH Montana is Her Face Is Tighter Than Hannah Montana’s Anus!”