When Sienna Miller Fans Attack Sienna Miller
SIENNA Miller fans are turning their backs on the professional girlfriend:
“I cannot get past the fact that to me she has completely changed from the Sienna I became a fan of back in 2004… when Sienna can cavort so publicly and so shamelessly with this man who is married and does have four children (including a baby) with his wife, my respect for her goes out of the window…”
Respect..?
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Twitterings | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrity Question Of The Day: Sienna Miller’s Mum
SAYS Sienna Miller’s mum, of the actress who has had the world “SLUT” sprayed on the outside of her London home (Sienna’s moving to LA to escape British scum - we know who we are):
“It’s disgusting that she can not live in her own country. Now she’s going to have to leave the country to get on with life. She can’t live here now. Why is it that if a man leaves his wife the new woman gets all the shit? That doesn’t happen the other way round.”
Spray paint your answers to the usual address… And note to mum: it does...
Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sienna Miller Is Laughing And Playing With Her Hair
“OH SIENNA,” exclaims the Mirror on its front page. “WHAT is she up to now?”
Readers see a picture of jobbing girlfriend Sienna Miller, for it is she, laughing and playing with her hair.
Sienna is unhappy with all the attention and walks over to the watching paparazzi to tell them as much, thus giving them a close up of her smiling and playing with her hair.
Anorak has been observing Sienna’s career to date. And, at an educated guess, we shall venture to answer the Mirror’s front-page poser.
Posted: 12th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids, Terrible TV | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Making Of A Tabloid Sensation: Sienna Miller
THE DAILY Mail continues to show weekly celebrity magazines that you CAN publish celebrity news every day.
Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty enjoyed a very public show of togetherness as they shopped in upmarket boutiques in the exclusive Los Angeles coastal suburb of Malibu this week.
Actress Sienna Miller’s latest romance has ended in tears
Sienna Miller is said to be ‘devastated’ after her married lover ran home to his wife and four children.
The Daily Mail - “Yesterday’s news tomorrow”
Posted: 8th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Making Of A Tabloid Story: Sienna Miller Getty
SIENNA Miller. Discuss:
The actress has had liaisons with millionaire BALTHAZAR GETTY at the Chateau Marmont hotel — less than two miles from his pad in the Hollywood Hills – The Sun
Actress Sienna Miller’s latest romance has ended in tears. Three weeks after she was seen frolicking on an Italian beach with super-rich Balthazar Getty, he has dumped her to return to his wife Rosetta and their four children – Daily Mail
More to follow….
Posted: 7th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ann Widdecombe Has A Pop At Sienna Miller
WRITES Ann Widdecombe in the Daily Express column:
“There are few sights more pathetic than that of older people pretending they are young and trendy. Politicians parade their knowledge of pop groups or talk about legalising cannabis.”
Says Anne Winndecome, one column on:
“Sienna Miller has got her just deserts and I hope Balthazar Getty learns from his folly, although I would not bet on it.”
Yeah, Anne, best if the old wallies stick to showing off their knowledge of jobbing celebs…
Posted: 6th, August 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Beating About Sienna’s Miller’s Bush
PSST! Wanna see Sienna Miller’s bush? The Mirror’s 3am Girls do:
“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder,” says our studio mole. “Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless. The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties - and this extends to her personal upkeep.
“Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.
“A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.
Posted: 27th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids, Twitterings | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sienna Miller Sues Over Topless Pictures
SIENNA Miller, the tabloids’ favourite professional girlfriend, is suing News International and photo agency Big Pictures at the High Court for those topless pictures of her cavorting in the surf with married father-of-four Balthazar Getty.
Law firm Carter-Ruck has served a writ for breach of privacy against the News of the World, the Sun, and the Big Pictures agency relating to a series of articles about the star.
Posted: 23rd, July 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Sienna Miller | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Star Of Wonder: Balthazar Getty On Sienna Miller
TIME to find out more, then, about Balthazar Getty, one of the Three Wise Men who have come to adore Sienna Miller.
After gifts of fame (Law) and more fame (Ifans), Balthazar brings Sienna a photo montage in Hello, featuring pictures of him at his converted Tuscan barn holding a stick of frankincense, wearing a gold watch, sat on a sofa, and taking in the waters of his private swimming pool of myrrh dressed in his humble jeans and shirt.
The Express takes up the story of how the father of four has left his wife and travelled far on its front page: “Marriage split of Getty heir linked to Sienna.”
Posted: 23rd, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SIENNA Miller is in convensation with OK!
OK! Do you feel you are being treated unfairly by the media?
“But at the end of the day it’s not a big deal. I mean there’s a war on, people are starving, we live on a little island and it’s not important…
Hopefully, eventually, that [work] will supersede the other less meaningful aspects of my life, but it’s a process, you know. It’s a battle.”
Posted: 11th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, OK!, Sienna Miller | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
That Daily Mirror Sienna Miller Exclusive In Full
THOSE DAILY Mirror just keep the scoops coming.
Not only is there an offer for 20% Dorothy Perkins goods (exclusive); not only is there a list of ALL the horse running at Royal Ascot; but on the front page there is more.
You want more? Can you handle more?
The more is the front-page screamer: “Sienna tells all”. It’s professional girlfriend Sienna Miller. And it is “3am exclusive”. It’s 3am and the phone is ringing…
Whipping through the paper, readers are confronted with 364 words of excited – and “exclusive” – prose. Of these words, Sienna utters 24.
Turning to the Mirror’s wee girls duo, Sienna utters:
“It has been hard work. I’m absolutely knackered. I don’t think I’ll be partying much tonight - I’ll leave that up to you two.”
Wow indeed.
Perhaps if the 3am Girls called themselves the 10pm girls they would catch celebs in more talkative mood
Posted: 19th, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sienna Miller’s Thumbs Down To Rhys Ifans
SIENNA Miller, professional girlfriend, And Rhys Ifans, jobbing Welshman, are no longer a photoshoot.
Says the Sun:
“Sienna broke the news at the weekend in a call from Prague. Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages.
“She went bananas and Rhys said he was looking for what he called ‘incriminating evidence’.”
As the Mirror once out it way back on March 31, 2008: “Sienna Miller turns into text addict whilst pining for Rhys Ifans.”
“Sienna’s started trying to use alternate hands to give her thumbs a bit of a break,” says our spy.
A text message is a long time in celebrity romance…
Posted: 4th, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sienna Miller On The Raped And Pillaged Welsh
FOLLOWING pictures of Sienna Miller cuddling her Welsh boyfriend, Rhys Ifans, she tells “pals” in the Mirror: “I love Wales. I think it is the most beautiful country in the world and the people were just gracious and lovely considering they have been raped and pillaged by the English for so long.”
Good that she can redress the pain…
Posted: 14th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sienna Miller Pipes Rhys Ifans Aboard
“THERE SHE BLOWS,” toots the Star’s front-page headline, looking on as Sienna Miller pipes Rhys Ifans aboard a boat.
This may be part of Miller’s new diet. There may even be a workout DVD in the pipeline.
Says the Mirror: “Happy and relaxed, Sienna Miller frolics in the sea and snogs boyfriend Rhys Ifans on holiday in Mexico.” The paper notes that the pair “cuddled”.
The Mirror is a family newspaper, ignoring the X-rated, sticking to the more family-focused lead news of racing from Cheltenham and “SUICIDE COP’S SECRET LOVERS”.
The Sun just stares. “Didn’t think I’d ever be Sienna bum,” says the paper’s Gordon Smart, who has now lived the dream.
He then shows his readers a letter signed by Rhys Ifans.
It’s lovely isn’t it. Sienna’s got lovely valleys, she has. Not a bad bum either.
A lot of fellas are saying how can a fat bloke like me pull Sienna. Very ’arsh. That don’t makes no sense. I’m a sex machine me – just look at that six-pack.
I reckon she’s fair game, she is. When she’s finished her John Grisham book I’m going to tries and snog ’er – you knows what I’m saying.
That detail on the Grisham book makes us wonder if this might be Smart’s stab at parody. But then we see the pictures and see the John Grisham book lying by Ifans’ side.
Could that letter really be from Rhys Ifans? In the context of Gordon’s Smart’s column, it would make more sense if it were. Because if you believe it is all true, you can believe someone like Smart exists.
And that the Sun has bothered to make him up…
Posted: 13th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
3am Girls Enjoy Sienna Miller And Rhys Ifans In-Flight Entertainment
PROFESSIONAL girlfriend Sienna Miller is pictured on the cover of the Mirror in the company of a grinning Rhys Ifans.
“IN BED AT 37,000FT,” comes the headline. “Sienna and Rhys’s amazing jet antics.”
Inside and: “Sienna revels in a flight of passion. WE SEE HER FROLIC IN 33in BED ON PLANE WITH RHYS.”
And so we find ourselves aboard a flight from Los Angeles to London. The paper’s 3am Girls, Clemmie Moodie and Danielle Lawler, are sat a few seats away from Miller and Ifans. The voyeurs look on as Ifans removes his top and jumps “giggling” into Miller’s bed.
A few seats to one side is James McAvoy. He is reading a sudoku book, possibly researching a new film on the life and times of Chris Sudoku, the Most Boring Man In London (1822-1898). Or else he is trying to fall asleep.
The 3am Girls are all eyes and ears. They hear “slurping and squelching”. They see “tongues a go-go”. There is “hair-stroking”, “nibbling” and whispers. Dinner is a “tomato and mozzarella soup, beef stroganoff and roast chicken”.
Such is the of things among the new “Upper Class”…
Posted: 27th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sienna Miller Is No Great Catch
SIENNA Miller, professional girlfriend, is in the Express. She is wearing a “mint-green tea-dress and a black straw hat”.
This is “Sienna’s wedding day bliss”.
Married? No. Not yet. Although the Express notes that Sienna and her current project, actor Rhys Ifans, “could not have stood closer as the bride tossed the bouquet”.
Closer to one another or closer to the bride? The Express is unspecific.
No small chance, then, that Sienna was caught wrong footed, looking up as her future happiness arced over her head as the bride tossed with all the guile of Andre Agassi in his pomp.
Disappointment set aside, the Express notes how Sienna and her actor did manage to catch a cab and take a ride to the wedding reception in a north London pub.
Ms Miller is blonde…
Posted: 24th, September 2007 | In: Celebrities, Sienna Miller, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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