Katie Holmes On The Dangers Of Hanging Out With Posh And Tom
KATIE Holms was once cute. Katie Holmes once had allure. Katie Holmes married Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes became oddly aged and dressed like a dowager aunt at a bring-and-buy sale. Katie Holmes was befriended by Her Poshness. Katie Holmes ended up like this:
Posted: 13th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Terrible TV, Tom Cruise, Twitterings | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Suri Versus Shiloh: Let’s Get Ready To Mumble
SURI Crusie (get back!) is going head-to-head in a match up with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (may her name ber forever golden). Star magazine has the battle (American ) royale:
Suri Cruise:
Special skills: They say she has telekinetic powers, can bend a weaning-spoon has fluent German and can sing hymns backwards
Intelligence: Out of this world
Strength: Resistence is futile
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Special skills: Blonde to very blonde
Intelligence: Probable
Strength: Pout
There can be only one…
Posted: 16th, August 2008 | In: Brandgelina, Celebrities, Tom Cruise | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrity Scoop: Gemma Atkinson, Tom Cruise And David Beckham
THE NEWS of the World has news form Los aNgeles:
HOLLYWOOD exposed - Becks parties with Tom Cruise. PLUS: Gemma shops for bras
- Good luck Gemma, a woman whose new breasts take on the might of M&S…
Posted: 13th, July 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids, Tom Cruise | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Cruise Shows Beckham His Swordmanship
FNAR:
Tom Cruise has reportedly recruited Hollywood pals David Beckham and Will Smith to join him in his newest hobby: fencing.
The Mission: Impossible star is said to have built a room in his U.S. home for practicing his swordsmanship - and often invites close friends Smith and Beckham to join him in the sport.
Posted: 22nd, June 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tom Cruise, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Cruise To Gold Base: A New Website And A New Katie Holmes
TO celebrate Tom Cruise’s 25 years since his big break in Risky Business, Anorak has been reenacting Tom’s best scenes. And Tom has a new website.
Today’s we’ve been using the actual Airfix fighter jet Tom sat in for those Top Gun action sequences, and some of the toy soldiers and play-dough figures that were also used in the original.
Goose was sadly sat upon by one of the accounts team, and now doubles as Tom’s wheelchair in Born On The Fourth Of July.
Today Tom’s in the National Enquirer, on account of his wife’s stint at Gold Base, the Scientology rewiring centre in Hemet, California.
Posted: 7th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer, Tom Cruise | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Cruise Back On Oprah’s Couch
AFTER that performance, Tom Cruise is going back on Oprah Winfrey’s couch.
The 45-year-old will feature in two shows to mark the 25th anniversary of his 1983 flick Risky Business.
Lie down and tell Oprah where it hurts.
She’s listening…
Posted: 25th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tom Cruise | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
YouTube Turns Off Anti-Scientology Blogger
IS YouTube in cahoots with The Church of Scientology?
See it here.
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 24th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tom Cruise | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madonna On Tom Cruise, The Frog King
SAYS Madonna of Tom Cruise:
“I don’t care if people worship turtles or frogs – if they’re good people.”
Frogs are people too. It needed saying. Go on:
“I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think orphans in Malawi get a raw deal, just as I think a lot of marginalised people get a raw deal.”
Posted: 22nd, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Madonna, Tabloids, Tom Cruise | Comments (16) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Crusie’s Scientologists Beat The Atheists
IN Touch magazine reports that all is not well with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and she plans to leave Los Angles for Manhattan with the couple’s daughter Suri.
In “Katie wants her life back”, an “insider” tells the magazine: “Of course Katie still loves him (Tom), but she does often feel like the little wife that has to sit there quietly and smile serenely at everything he says.”
On a happier note, Tom’s Scientologists are No.1, edging out atheists as the religious group America feels least positive about.
Posted: 18th, April 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Tom Cruise | Comments (21) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Men United: David Beckham And Tom Cruise Buy Football Club
A PICTURE of Victoria Beckham, aka Her Poshness, outside a florist shop.
“Mrs Becks just too Posh to push,” says the Express on its front page. Too posh to push a – he-he – “Shopping trolley”.
Indeed, gentle readers, no small shock to learn that Posh buys her own flowers and is not met each morning by a carpet of orchid petals with Day-vid stood at the foot of her bed with a bud between his lips and another tucked nearly into his thong.
But sensation upon sensation as David is said to be buying a football club with the not-in-the-least-bit-creepy Tom Cruise.
Posted: 16th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Posh and Becks, Tabloids, Tom Cruise | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jennifer Lopez Thanks Her Little People And Tom Cruise
JENNIFER LOPEZ, aka Jenny who owns the block, has lost loadsa weight since giving birth two twins.
Running up and down the stairs all day, feeding two children, washing their clothes and keeping them in nannies sure does scorch those calories.
Says the Mail: “New mum J-Lo loses 40 pounds in four weeks with aid of gruelling workouts.”
Mums may well nod.
Posted: 9th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Closer, Tabloids, Tom Cruise | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Worst Film Quote Of 2008: Tom Curise’s Valkyrie
FROM Tom Curise’s heroic Nazi movie Valkyrie:
“When the SS catch you they will pull you apart like warm bread!”
For you ze bread rolls ist over…
Posted: 2nd, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tom Cruise | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Cruise’s ‘Prison’ For Katie Holmes And The Scientology Birthday Video
JOURNEY with us to the home of Tom Cruise and his not-that-much-taller-if-you-squint wife Katie Holmes. The home is to be modernised with space age technology:
Says a source: “There will be codes and devices that only Tom will have the secret information to operate. Katie, who led a carefree life before she met Tom, says it’ll be like a prison. Every move she makes inside or outside their house will be recorded. she says she’ll feel as though there is no escape from Tom’s controlling ways. You can escape the eyes of another person by going to a different part of the house. But [Katie] knows she can’t escape the roving eyes of the cameras that are constantly sweeping the house.”
Posted: 15th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Terrible TV, Tom Cruise | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Origins Of Tom Cruise’s Scientology
TOM Cruise et al: “The English-language term ‘Scientology’ originated neither with Hubbard nor Nordenholz, but with philologist Allen Upward, who coined the term in 1907 to ridicule pseudoscientific theories.”
Irony -
Via
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientolog … es_Wissens
Posted: 28th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tom Cruise, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Cruise And Hillary Clinton
TOM Cruise And Hillary Clinton are the dream ticket:
Posted: 1st, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Race For The White House, Terrible TV, Tom Cruise | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Selma Blair On Tom Cruise And High Heels
CELEBRITY quote of the day comes from Selma Blair.
“I had long hair for a while, almost down to my waist. But I wanted to go back to my Tom Cruise cut. So I told my hairdresser to shave the back and leave the front long.
“Then someone thought I was Tom from the back. I guess I had better wear high heels.”
To complete the impersonation, right?
Pic: The Spine
Posted: 31st, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tom Cruise | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Posted: 26th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tom Cruise, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Anonyous Declare War On Tom Cruise’s Scientology
ANOTHER religious war. A group calling itself Anonymous has declared war on Tom Cruise’s Church of Scientology.
The group has made a video.
“Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us.
“Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind–for the laughs–we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form.”
Posted: 25th, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tom Cruise | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tom Cruise Goebbels An Ology In Science
SCIENTOLOGY is, of course, not a real religion, merely a joke on Tom Cruise that has gotten out of hand.
The first recorded mention of Scientology was when Beattie (Maureen Lipman) became agitated that her grandson had got an ‘ology’ in science.
Had Tom Cruise not been watching TV at that moment on that day, Scientology would have been consigned to the dustbin of advertising history, along with the Smash Robots, Buzby and Ted Moult.
Show Me The Ology
But Tom was watching. And we fast forward to the present day where Tom Cruise is a famous Scientologist and being laughed at and ridiculed by millions.
Scientology is not a religion, of course. Real religions demand subservience, for the supplicants to hand over money and be selfless and unquestioning in their dedication to other beings and the Big Book.
Scientologists are just required to watch a film. And the film is proving to be a hit in Germany, where tabloid newspaper Bild published comments by World War II historian Guido Knopp likening Cruise’s speech to propaganda delivered by Goebbels in Nazi Germany.
Says Knopp: “It may be the case that Cruise’s delivery style is not uncommon in certain religious movements in the U.S. But for Germans with an interest in history, that scene where he asks whether the Scientologists should clean up the world and everyone shouts ‘yes’ is inevitably reminiscent of Goebbels’ notorious speech.”
Asks Goebbels: “Do you want total war?” And the crowd yells back: “Show me the money!”
Ein Gross Deal
In response, the Church of Scientology has accused Bild of being “grossly irresponsible” for publishing Knopp’s claims.
Karin Pouw, the church’s public affairs director, says: “Bild am Sonntag is grossly irresponsible for publishing horrendous and disgraceful claims about Mr Cruise…
“In doing so, he was urging other people to become involved in similar humanitarian activities to the betterment of all. Anyone who knows Mr Cruise knows that he does not have a prejudicial bone in his body and that, unlike Bild am Sonntag and other German anti-religionists, he does not discriminate against any other religion, race or colour.”
But he does have an ‘ology’…
Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tom Cruise | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Spoof Tom Crusie Scientology Videos On YouTube
YOU’VE seen the Tom Cruise videos.
You’ve taken the audit.
Now look at the spoof (?) videos on You Tube. A collection:
Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tom Cruise | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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