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Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation
When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it
Sarah Palin: Scott Richter Moves For Secrecy
TABLOID Baby on Scott Richter, the man accused of having an affair with Sarah Palin has filed an emergency motion to have his divorce records sealed!
The McCain campaign threatened to sue the National Enquirer for reporting that Sarah got it on with Scott Richter, her husband’s former business partner. The religious right “family values” wing will probably give her a pass on this one, just like they gave her unwed daughter a pass on the teen pregnancy.
But imagine if this were the Obamas… or if Michell Obama had belonged to a political party that wanted to secede from the United States…
Why imagine- let’s make it up and stick it on the web…
Posted: 6th, September 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Magazines, National Enquirer, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Sarah Palin Extra Maritial Affair Denial
THE National Enquirer says: “SARAH PALIN’S DARK SECRETS - Affair that nearly ruined her career”.
Says the McCain camp:
“The smearing of the Palin family must end. The allegations contained on the cover of the National Enquirer insinuating that Gov. Palin had an extramarital affair are categorically false. It is a vicious lie,” said McCain senior adviser Steve Schmidt.
“The efforts of the media and tabloids to destroy this fine and accomplished public servant are a disgrace. The American people will reject it…”
“Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin look forward to discussing the issues that Americans care about, fixing broken government, creating jobs, making our country energy independent and securing the peace for the next generation by bringing the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan to a victorious end,” said Schmidt.
“Legal action will be considered with regard to this disgraceful smear.”
Says he:
The National Enquirer is on a roll.
From its John Edwards’ story to this cover featuring Sarah Palin’s dark secrets, I can guarantee that media outlets around the country will read every word of this story.
And you thought it was all trash…
Says TB:
In the end, the tabloid media are doing their job, and the “mainstream media” are doing theirs’, having their cake and eating it by holding their noses while reporting on the tabloid reportage. And yeah, McCain’s group will sue, just like Eddie Murphy sued– make a big noise announcing it before quietly withdrawing the action down the road…
Tis the way…
Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: John McCain, Magazines, National Enquirer, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
More No News On Not John Edwards’ Baby
JOHN Edwards, the former Presidential hopeful, is the subject of the biggest non-story in the US. The National Enquirer broke it. But no other big US media player wants to give the tabloid credit. Says John Edwards:
I think every single candidate for president, Republican and Democratic have lives, personal lives, that indicate something about what kind of human being they are. And I think it is a fair evaluation for America to engage in to look at what kind of human beings each of us are, and what kind of president we’d make.
Can a frontline politician hide:
Posted: 7th, August 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Magazines, National Enquirer, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Looking For Barack Obama’s Love Child And Missing Brother
BREAKING news in the National Enquirer of “OBAMA LOVE CHILD SCANDAL”.
Cynics and afficiandos of tabloid news, such as we are, wonder if the story is:
“Goat born out of wedlock in Japanese city of Obama”
“Barack Obama is Not a love child”
“Claude Obama III, of Wisconsin, has had love child and named it…BARACK”
Inside the magazine, and the news is: “HUNT FOR OBAMA’S SECRET LOVE CHILD.”
Posted: 5th, August 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Magazines, National Enquirer, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How the LA Times Failed To Cover The John Edwards Affair
TABLOID Baby, Anorak’s man in LA, looks at the John Edwards love child “scandal”.
A story breaks in Los Angeles and the LA Times not only ignores the it, it bans its online writers from covering it.
Says TB: “Hey, we like John Edwards, too. He stands for the right things. But you know what, like Gary Hart, he tempted fate and got caught.”
Here’s the memo sent out by LA Times editor Tony Pierce:
Posted: 27th, July 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, John Edwards, Magazines, National Enquirer, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Barack Obama Death Cult Takes To The Air
IT’S “the secret story hidden from the world.” It’s the “PLOT TO KILL OBAMA!”
Secret? Oh, come on, the National Enquirer must be joking, or not talking to the right people. The plot to kill Obama is part of the Barack Obama Death Cult, and it’s gathering momentum.
Posted: 22nd, July 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Magazines, National Enquirer, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Britney Spears And Mel Gibson’s SON
“BRIT & MEL GIBSON’S SON!”
So says the National Enquirer on its cover page. What follows is “the shocking truth”.
The truth. You want the truth? You sure you can handle the truth?
Posted: 1st, July 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Magazines, National Enquirer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
IS there nothing Barack Obama cannot do?
The National Enquirer announces on its front page: “OBAMA ABANDONED BY HIS MOM – TWICE!”
Such news is surely deserving of not one but two exclamation marks.
And it would be were this not Barack Obama who does everything twice, everything twice, being as he is the son of one Barack Hussein Obama, as the Enquirer says, as the Enquirer says!!
He is twice abandoned. He is twice come:
That is why I am here, because Barack Obama is the ONLY person in this who understands that. That before we can work on the problems, we have to fix our souls. Our souls are broken in this nation - Michelle Obama
For it is written:
“I cried all night. I’m going to be crying for the next four years,” he said. “What Barack Obama has accomplished is the single most extraordinary event that has occurred in the 232 years of the nation’s political history. … The event itself is so extraordinary that another chapter could be added to the Bible to chronicle its significance” - Politico
Posted: 25th, June 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Magazines, National Enquirer, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
