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Slapland: Dorset Santa Attacked In Great War On Christmas

Slapland: Dorset Santa Attacked In Great War On Christmas

You f*** you callin’ a ho, muvverf****r?

Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation

Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation

When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it

The 12 Worst Pop Music Lyrics Ever

The 12 Worst Pop Music Lyrics Ever

Songs beyond rhyme or reason

Ps And Qs: David Cameron Joins The Baby P Debate

Ps And Qs: David Cameron Joins The Baby P Debate

“Join the debate!” is Cameron's feeble battle cry

Overheard On The TV And Radio Category

Barack Obama Is Dancing With The Stars On Ice

garraway-150x150 Barack Obama Is Dancing With The Stars On IceBARACK Obama Watch:

“The main news is the situation in America, but we also bring you this competition with Suzanne Shaw” – Kate Garraway puts things in context on GMTV

Fiona Phillips is away…

Anorak

Posted: 7th, November 2008 | In: Media, Overheard On The TV And Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Best GMTV Insult Of The Day: Girls Aloud

nicola-roberts Best GMTV Insult Of The Day: Girls AloudFIONA Phillips is on the GMTV sofa with Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud:

“Nicola, you’re really sad ‘cos people keep calling you ugly?”

Get me Russell Brand…

Anorak

Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Media, Overheard On The TV And Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nodding Heads: Berbatov Goes, Keane Goes, Defoe Goes

dog-nod Nodding Heads: Berbatov Goes, Keane Goes, Defoe GoesNODDING Heads: Just one more thing, Paul Merson

“They’re bottom of the league for one reason alone. Berbatov goes, Keane goes, Defoe goes” – Paul Merson on the Spurs season so far, Sky Sports

More sporting insight to follow…

Anorak

Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Overheard On The TV And Radio, Sports, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nodding Heads: Jamie Redknapp Knows

NODDING heads: Jamie Redknapp knows…

“Give Cahill one chance and he’ll score. He missed that last one but he’s so dangerous” – Jamie Redknapp

More sporting insight to follow…

Anorak

Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Overheard On The TV And Radio, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Quote Of The Day: Tony Jacklin’s Four Balls

SPORTING Quote of the Day: Tony Jacklin on golf…

“Tom Wesikopf pined a note to my locker door with just these four letters – TEMPO” - Golfer Tony Jacklin on Sky Sports

B-A-L-L-S…

Anorak

Posted: 3rd, October 2008 | In: Back pages, Overheard On The TV And Radio, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Andrew Neil Watches Andrew Duncan’s Back

andrew-neil Andrew Neil Watches Andrew Duncans BackPOLITICAL insident of the day: Andrew Neil looks forward to look back…

“Shouldn’t you have had better hindsight” – BBC’s Andrew Neil to Tory MP Alan Duncan

With the economy shafted, the BBC in total control of the media  and politics a game for failures and company men aren’t we due a revolution..?

Anorak

Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Conservatives, Overheard On The TV And Radio, Politicians, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


BBC Is Hung Up On David Blaine

david-blaine-137x300 BBC Is Hung Up On David BlaineEXHIBITIONIST David Blaine is hanging upside down over a section of New York’s Central Park.

Anyone walking below Blaine should take an umbrella lest his catheter break, and, for similar reasons, a bucket and towel.

His hanging is a lead story on the BBC’s Breakfast show, on which presenters are invited to walk the fine line between snooty and trashy. Watching is not enough unlike tuning into a dinner conversation at a provincial golf club.

Sian Williams - who for deaf viewers and anyone who might want to draw their one conclusions attempts to read the news with her eyes alone (wide for a happy story; narrow for sad; squinting for disapproval) - wonders why anyone in their right mind should want to see Blaine hanging upside down.

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Anorak

Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Overheard On The TV And Radio, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mike Atherton On Cricket’s Establishment

QUOTE of the day: former England captain Mike Atheron on cricket’s future…

“Over time the less established players very often become more established” – Mike Atherton

More to follow…

Anorak

Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Back pages, Overheard On The TV And Radio, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


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