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Slapland: Dorset Santa Attacked In Great War On Christmas

Slapland: Dorset Santa Attacked In Great War On Christmas

You f*** you callin’ a ho, muvverf****r?

Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation

Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation

When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it

The 12 Worst Pop Music Lyrics Ever

The 12 Worst Pop Music Lyrics Ever

Songs beyond rhyme or reason

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David Irving On Big Brother

HOW do you follow George Galloway on Big Brother? How do you follow Jade Goody? How do you follow Emily Parr? Well, as Ha’aretz reports:

The production company Endemol, producer of the “Celebrity Big Brother” TV reality show, asked Holocaust-denier David Irving to be a contestant on the show, the London-based Jewish Chronicle reported Thursday.

But it was nothing serious, nto really…

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Anorak

Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Big Brother, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jenning Up On The Credit Crunch: Boom, Busts And Nuts

credit-crunch2 Jenning Up On The Credit Crunch: Boom, Busts And NutsWHEN JENNIFER Clarke left the Big Brother house she collected her Goody bag and removed the contents:

Boyfriend (Dale x 1)
Tissues
Breasts (pair x 1)
Tub Of Dulux Moroccan Sands Silk Vinyl
Brush
Tissues
VIP Invitation to Faces, Essex

With Dale history, Jen moves down the line of freebies to the orangey glow, and applicator, and the breasts.

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Anorak

Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How To Write For BBC3

WANT to know how to write for BBC3. Here’s how…

bbc-3-1 How To Write For BBC3

And then…

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Anorak

Posted: 19th, October 2008 | In: Media, Photojournalism, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Wayne Rooney Predicts: Cheryl Cole To Win

rooney-crystal Wayne Rooney Predicts: Cheryl Cole To WinWAYNE Rooney is the Sun’s Mr Ben, getting dresses up whenever wife Coleen wants to tell us a secret about his once private life.

Today Wayne is wearing a turban, rings on his fingers and a look of wonder.

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Anorak

Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Sports, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nodding Heads: Berbatov Goes, Keane Goes, Defoe Goes

dog-nod Nodding Heads: Berbatov Goes, Keane Goes, Defoe GoesNODDING Heads: Just one more thing, Paul Merson

“They’re bottom of the league for one reason alone. Berbatov goes, Keane goes, Defoe goes” – Paul Merson on the Spurs season so far, Sky Sports

More sporting insight to follow…

Anorak

Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Overheard On The TV And Radio, Sports, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor In Sex Change Shocker

HERE’S Austin Drage, X Factor finalist, doing his cover version of Bucks Fizz’s Makin’ Your Mind Up.

And if we wanna see some more… “No!” comes the cry. Get him off. But it’s too late. Alex whips off his Comfi-Slax to reveal a perfect ‘V’ that would shame the Red Arrows.

“I looked quite good as a woman,” says Austin, who is pictured rubbing his hairless chin.

This is “X FACTOR STAR SEX CHANGE SECRET”. It’s front-page news.

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Anorak

Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Emergency As Celebrity Police Force Misses Arrest

SIR Ian Blair is gone, and the Celebrity Police Force is looking for a new leader to be tough on celebrity crime. (Surely have his picture taken with some of the country’s best lag talent? – Ed).

And while the search goes on, the Star brings news that Big Brother reject Rex Nomark has, allegedly, smashed someone in the face with his belt.

In other times the alleged victim, known only as John, would be invited to give a statement to police, and the CPF would haul Rex in to the station for photos and autographs.

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Anorak

Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Emergency As Celebrity Police Force Misses Arrest

SIR Ian Blair is gone, and the Celebrity Police Force is looking for a new leader to be tough on celebrity crime. (Surely have his picture taken with some of the country’s best lag talent? – Ed).

And while the search goes on, the Star brings news that Big Brother reject Rex Nomark has, allegedly, smashed someone in the face with his belt.

In other times the alleged victim, known only as John, would be invited to give a statement to police, and the CPF would haul Rex in to the station for photos and autographs.

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Anorak

Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


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