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Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation
When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it
Heroes Of Terror Merchadise Range: Abu Hamza Key Holder
USE for Abu Hama: No.1 - The key holder:
“Terrorism has become extremely marketable, newspapers regularly printing fear-mongering stories to encourage the public to buy them. What next, terrorist merchandise?” - David Wilson
Can you still get Omar Bakri’s glasses on the NHS?
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Political Betting, War On Terror | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama As Curious George
RACISM in America? Never. It’s misogyny America does best. Farewell Hillary.
First, take a look at this lovely T-shirt being sold at Mulligan’s Bar and Grill in Marietta/Cobb County, Georgia (h/t Jeremy from Cobb).
And here…
Racist?
Posted: 13th, May 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Political Betting, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SAYS Cruz Beckham…
Says Brooklyn Beckham…
Posted: 22nd, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Political Betting, Posh and Becks | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Easter Bunny Celebrity Sex Tape
NEWS just in that a celebrity has been caught on camera in compromsing position with an unnamed blonde.
The footage has been viewed on the internet an estimated 400,000 times.
A spokesman for the Easter Bunny has so far neither confirmed nor denied the rumour.
Breaking news…
Pic: 14
Posted: 23rd, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Political Betting | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter Robinson Favourite To Be DUP Leader
DEPUTY DUP leader Peter Robinson is red hot favourite to lead the party at 1/20, over Nigel Dodds priced at 10/1.
Posted: 5th, March 2008 | In: Political Betting, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gordon Brown Grimaces And Bears It: Bet On Him To Lose
“I COULD take you and show you one of our bottle banks,” says Bob Neill, a Tory MP at yesterday’s Prime Minister’s Question Time. Gordon Brown gulps.
David Cameron then invites Gordon Brown to “discover a bit of bottle”. Gordon Brown, as the Times says is suffering a “mauling”.
The Independent’s Simon Carr notes: “PM’s image is falling to pieces before our eyes.” Shattering. Carr sees Brown as bear tied to a snake, the dogs snapping at him. The Times’ Ann Treneman sees the “Beast of Downing Street” crash and burn. Brown is possessed of the “incoherent fury of a wounded grizzly bear”.
And in the Mirror? “PM Battles back after savaging in the Commons.” Brown hit back “demolishing Tory plans. The Mirror sees “playground name-calling”. Cameron is “puerile”. Cameron is “silly”.
The Mirror would only say more, but will not swear, it will not stoop to Cameron’s standards and get “pissed” off with him. “The Tory leader seemingly forgot he was supposed to be above Punch & Judy politics as he shouted insult after insult at the Prime Minister yesterday.”
And to emphasise just how pure and anti-swearing Brown’s Labour are, the Indy shows us that John Burton, former constituent agent to Tony Blair, has been suspended from Sedgefield council for swearing.
Mr Burton is said to have told a Mr Kester Noble, the then Labour deputy deader of Sedgefield County Council: “I’m putting fucking pressure on you.”
So Mr Burton has been suspended. And, no, the story does not make it into the Mirror. What with the language and all, who can blame it…?
Latest odds: Gordon Brown is 4-1 to no longer lead his party between April and June 2009 - David Cameron is 6-1.
Pic: Beau Bo D’Or
Posted: 11th, October 2007 | In: Gordon Brown, Political Betting, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
