50p cheaper than the Daily Mail and 50 times more fun

The Best Dorset Lapland Top 10 Christmas Album Ever

The Best Dorset Lapland Top 10 Christmas Album Ever

The Dorset Lapland Theme Park Top Ten

Madeleine McCann: Spotted In Monkey Land, Fled To Lapland And A Christmas Message

Madeleine McCann: Spotted In Monkey Land, Fled To Lapland And A Christmas Message

Anything could have happened – it’s awful, but you think of Madeline McCann

Slapland: Dorset Santa Attacked In Great War On Christmas

Slapland: Dorset Santa Attacked In Great War On Christmas

You f*** you callin’ a ho, muvverf****r?

David Cameron Category

David Cameron Employs Tony Blair To Save His British Business

sugar-brown-cameron-300x159 David Cameron Employs Tony Blair To Save His British Business DAY 2 of the Daily Mail’s campaign to help small firms, and the drive is already bearing dividends.

What are the odds that the campaign that coincided with the Government and Opposition’s drive to help small business would be such an instant hit?

If only the politicos listened.

“First day of the Mail campaign brings action from the Government and key pledges from the Tories.”

Hurrah!

Read the rest of this entry »

Anorak

Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: David Cameron, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


British Society of Magazine Editors Woos David Cameron

THE British Society of Magazine Editors invites members to:

Monday 13 October
BSME DAVID CAMERON RECEPTION
Member-only event hosted by David Cameron at his offices.

How very grand. What’s it about, then?

THE BIG DEBATE
THE WEB NEEDS MAGAZINES MORE THAN MAGAINES NEED THE WEB

Yeah, who needs the wbe..? Nor thsoe magaines. Beyond parody…

Anorak

Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: David Cameron, Magazines, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Cameron Channels Bob The Builder

dave-cameron-the-builder David Cameron Channels Bob The BuilderMORE evidence that David Cameron is copying into Barack Obama.

Having lifted the new Tory website with the word “CHANGE”, the Sun says Dave can “FIX IT” and dresses him up as Bob he builder.

Can Dave fit it? “YES WE CAM.”

Read the rest of this entry »

Anorak

Posted: 2nd, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Conservatives, David Cameron, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Cameron Is Not Short On City Friends

bradford-and-bingley David Cameron Is Not Short On City FriendsDAVID Cameron says “You can bank on me”, at least this is the message the Independent relates to its readers from the Tory Party conference.

And it’s a good job that the Bank of Cameron is open, but not all that good, maybe, if Lady Louise Patten, wife of Tory education minister John, is running things.

Until recently she was a non-executive director of Bradford & Bingley, aka Bring & Buy, aka Boom & Bust etc.

And there is Christopher Gent, director of Lehman Brothers, who has given tens of thousands of pounds to the Tories.

Read the rest of this entry »

Anorak

Posted: 2nd, October 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Conservatives, David Cameron, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Cameron’s Flawed Debt Story

DAVID Cameron has been quiet on the banking crisis. Want to know why? It’s because he and his party have nothing meaningful to add:

Cameron is then directly quoted, saying: “I think that we have had a failure of regulation and we have had a debt boom that went on for far too long and it reached into parts of the economy it shouldn’t have done. The whole thing has become infected and it has got to be dealt with.”

A propos our previous post, Cameron is playing with fire taking this line. For sure, it is generally agreed that that has indeed been a “failure of regulation”, but by far the bulk of regulation, and the regulatory structures, are of EU origin. They are not within the gift of Cameron to change, without taking on the European Union, which the leader of the opposition shows no sign of doing. But to pretend that they are “Gordon Brown’s” is a very silly strategy indeed.

Isn’t it all the failure of capitalism?

Anorak

Posted: 28th, September 2008 | In: Conservatives, David Cameron, Money, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


POW: Putin And Sarkozy’s Political Fight Club

putin_sarkozy-wrestle POW: Putin And Sarkozys Political Fight Club RUSSIAN tiger hunter and lover Vladimir Putin is to train France’s pocket-sized leader Nicholas Sarkozy in the art of unarmed combat, reports Le Figaro.

Says Putin: “He is interested in martial arts and we have decided to do some training together.”

Anorak wonders if the two men have decided to save money on their respective armies by forming the Politicians Organisation de Wrestlers (POW)?

If so, it’s a good idea, and one trailed by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Read the rest of this entry »

Anorak

Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: David Cameron, Gordon Brown, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


AmericaInTheWorld And British Stupidity

KNOW that AmericaInTheWorld has commissioned a poll to check how ignorant the British are about America. How ignorant? Very. 

A poll of nearly 2,000 Britons by YouGov/PHI found that 70 per cent of respondents incorrectly said it was true that the US had done a worse job than the European Union in reducing carbon emissions since 2000. More than 50 per cent presumed that polygamy was legal in the US, when it is illegal in all 50 states. . . .

The survey showed that a majority agreed with the false statement that since the Second World War the US had more often sided with non-Muslims when they had come into conflict with Muslims. In fact in 11 out of 12 major conflicts between Muslims and non-Muslims, Muslims and secular forces, or Arabs and non-Arabs, the US has sided with the former group. Those conflicts included Turkey and Greece, Bosnia and Yugoslavia, and and Kosovo and Yugoslavia.

Asked if it was true that “from 1973 to 1990 the United States sold Saddam Hussein more than a quarter of his weapons,” 80 per cent of British respondents said yes. However the US sold just 0.46 per cent of Saddam’s arsenal to him, compared to Russia’s 57 per cent, France’s 13 per cent and China’s 12 per cent.

David Cameron wants us to understand Americans better…

Via Andrew Bolt.

 

Anorak

Posted: 19th, August 2008 | In: Conservatives, David Cameron, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cam Shafted: White Van Man Guns For David Cameron

cameron-white-van Cam Shafted: White Van Man Guns For David CameronSAYS David Cameron:

“I turned down a road I don’t normally go down and I slowed down.

“As this van drove by, this hand came out and just bashed me in the back with the aim of pushing me in front of the car.

“Luckily I managed to put the brakes on. He gave me a hell of a shock.”

The perils of laying hands on Dave

Picture: Beau Bo D’Or Website

Anorak

Posted: 18th, August 2008 | In: Conservatives, David Cameron, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Search

Archive

CAPTION this…