50p cheaper than the Daily Mail and 50 times more fun
Irish Judge Stops Drink Drive Trial For Urine Steam Inhalation
When he is urinating, he is inhaling vapourised alcohol and there's always steam off it
MIKE Huckabee is funnier than either of them:
Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Mike Huckabee, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mike Huckabee Doesn’t Mention Obama’s Race Or Name
FAILED Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee - he of the Barack Obama Death Cult - wants everyone to stop mentioning Barack Obama’s middle name and his colour.
He says so much on his open letter:
What I am saying is that we need to challenge Obama on the basis that his ideas are the wrong ones—not attacking him personally. If people spend their time repeating a bunch of internet driven drivel about his middle name (he didn’t choose his anymore than I chose mine), or his race (I do sincerely celebrate that our country has moved to a place where a person’s race doesn’t limit him from aspiring to the highest office in our land, but I just believe that due to his proposals and lack of substantive experience, he’s gone far enough—not because of his race, but because of his sincere, but misguided proposals), or his church (there are far more important reasons for us to elect Senator McCain than where Obama went to church).
Oh, yes, his race… his colour… his choich….
Posted: 20th, June 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Mike Huckabee, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Kill Barack Obama Death Cult: Huckabee Shoots
MIKE Huckabee is musing about Barack Obama being killed:
During a speech before the National Rifle Association convention Friday afternoon in Louisville, Kentucky, former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee — who has endorsed presumptive GOP nominee John McCain — joked that an unexpected offstage noise was Democrat Barack Obama looking to avoid a gunman.
“That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair, he’s getting ready to speak,” said the former Arkansas governor, to audience laughter. “Somebody aimed a gun at him and he dove for the floor.”
It’s the Barack Obama death cult:
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Firing blanks
Posted: 17th, May 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Mike Huckabee, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Best Of The Worst Presidential Campaign Videos: The Huck Dance
THE Presidential videos has been sexy , snide , sing-songy, slick, and even political.
But mostly they have just been awful. Here is the best awful video to fate:
In second place:
Lu-ur-vee. Let’s dace… the Huck dance…
Posted: 21st, February 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Hillary Clinton, Mike Huckabee, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
I Heart Mike Huckabee: Huck Me
THE US Presidental Race is turning into a version of American Idol.
Remember, America, this is your vote - brought to you in association wth Pepsi Cola…
Vote early and vote often…
Posted: 20th, February 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Mike Huckabee, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
MIKE Huckabee, the US Presidential hopeful, can crack a joke. Is it enought to secure the presidency? What about a slot presting Have I Got News For You? Mike Huckabee is… America’s William Hague (via):
Posted: 10th, February 2008 | In: Mike Huckabee, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mike Huckabee On What Makes America Great
MIKE Huckabee has been to San Francisco. He says:
“The beauty of America is that a person can come and even make a disruption, and you know what, that person is not going to be taken out and shot.”
Aim high, America. Better yet, aim at the moose…
Posted: 1st, February 2008 | In: Mike Huckabee, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Mike Huckabee On Marriage In The Bible
MIKE Huckabee is a professional Christian, but, as Volokh notes:
From a Beliefnet interview:
And the same thing would be true of marriage. Marriage has historically, as long as there’s been human history, meant a man and a woman in a relationship for life. Once we change that definition, then where does it go from there?
“Christians and modern Jews do not approve of polygamy, but surely anyone who believes in the Bible has to acknowledge that it attests to the widespread existence of marriage between a man and multiple women. (Nor is Huckabee just saying ‘a man and a woman’ as a slip for ‘heterosexual’; immediately after this, he goes on to distinguish ‘a man and three women.’)
Huckabee is so certain of the history of marriage. So certin that he can only be wrong…
Posted: 17th, January 2008 | In: Mike Huckabee, Politicians, Race For The White House, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
