Prince Charles Flies In the Face Of Global Warming
HAVING made his way on foot (taking care to hold his breath every third step to keep carbon emissions down) the Prince of Wales, Prince Charles, is arrived in Indonesia.
His mission: to promote his Rainforest Project.
Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Global Warming, Media, Royal Family | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Will Die Like Princess Diana
BARACK is Princess Diana.
And you know what happened to her…
The ascension of Barack Obama has laid bare the stunning extent of our own softening, the distance we’ve traveled from the people we once were.
It’s the Barack Obama death cult…
(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)
Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
Posted: 24th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Will Die Like Princess Diana
BARACK is Princess Diana.
And you know what happened to her…
The ascension of Barack Obama has laid bare the stunning extent of our own softening, the distance we’ve traveled from the people we once were.
It’s the Barack Obama death cult…
(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)
Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
Posted: 24th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
United In Grief: Jorg Haider And Princess Diana Were Two Of A Kind
SAYS Volkswagen spokesman Peter Thul on the death of Jorg Haider (aka Joerge Haider):
“Many things bring to mind Lady Diana’s death.”
First of all , she was a Princess - the Peoples’ Princess; a Princess of Hearts; Our Lady Of the Immaculate Handbag. Indeed, at the time of his car crash Haider was rumoured to be romancing a Muslim man in his thirties, the son of an immigrant shop worker.
Also:
- Haider was blonde and blue eyed
He adored dogs
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Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
United In Grief: Jorg Haider And Princess Diana Were Two Of A Kind
SAYS Volkswagen spokesman Peter Thul on the death of Jorg Haider (aka Joerge Haider):
“Many things bring to mind Lady Diana’s death.”
First of all , she was a Princess - the Peoples’ Princess; a Princess of Hearts; Our Lady Of the Immaculate Handbag. Indeed, at the time of his car crash Haider was rumoured to be romancing a Muslim man in his thirties, the son of an immigrant shop worker.
Also:
- Haider was blonde and blue eyed
He adored dogs
-
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
GMTV In Prince Andrew Suicide Bomb Horror
TANIA Bryer is a suicide bomber.
After leaving the GMTV weather panel, she has appeared in numerous photospreads with her wonderful husband and gorgeous/talented/blonder-than-yours children; and appeared in photospreads without her wonderful ex-husband and beautiful/stunning/creative children.
Following that lot is no easy thing, and the fear is the she has seen the coverage suicide bombers get and thought, “Yes, I’ll have some of that.”
Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Royal Family, War On Terror | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Di Another Day: Kate Middleton’s Car Phone
CALL the Celebrity Police Force. But we cannot. They are without a head, and the celeb’s face may not adorn the halls of Scotland Yard posing with a young CPC.
As Sun Page 3 stunna Keeley says: “Surely Kate can afford a hands-free kit… or she could get Wills to buy her one.” On a squaddies wage… No chance.
The Sun’s front-page reveals that Kate Middleton has been spotted driving a car while talking on a mobile telephone.
Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kate Middleton, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Di Another Day: Kate Middleton’s Car Phone
CALL the Celebrity Police Force. But we cannot. They are without a head, and the celeb’s face may not adorn the halls of Scotland Yard posing with a young CPC.
As Sun Page 3 stunna Keeley says: “Surely Kate can afford a hands-free kit… or she could get Wills to buy her one.” On a squaddies wage… No chance.
The Sun’s front-page reveals that Kate Middleton has been spotted driving a car while talking on a mobile telephone.
Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kate Middleton, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin At Princess Diana Crash Scene
SARAH Palin is related to Princess Diana. Will Diana endorse Palin and be the October Surprise? Will Diana forgive Palin for that fateful night; or will she thank her for making good her removal to the fabled Sixth Floor of Harvey Nichols?
Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family, Sarah Palin | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin At Princess Diana Crash Scene
SARAH Palin is related to Princess Diana. Will Diana endorse Palin and be the October Surprise? Will Diana forgive Palin for that fateful night; or will she thank her for making good her removal to the fabled Sixth Floor of Harvey Nichols?
Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family, Sarah Palin | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Ice Princess: Sarah Palin And Princess Diana Match Up
SARAH Palin is distantly related to the late Princess Diana, says the Daily Mail.
Palin and the sole inhabitant of the fabled Six Floor of Harvey Nichols are princess are tenth cousins.
Anorak suspected as much when Palin began to talk through her fringe and when confronted with tough question cocked her head and looked cute.
So how similar are they?
Sarah Palin
Age: 44
Languages: Language
Sport: Hunting
View: Can see Russia
Favourite Dish: Pig in lipstick
Weakness: Economic policy
Romance: On Her Todd
Princess Diana
Age: …shall not whither her
Languages: Pret a porter
Sport: Hunted
View: Can see Scotch Corner Wool House, half the bar at the Mandarin Oriental and the bathroom of Flat 3b, 132 Sloane Avenue
Favourite Dish: Queen of hearts
Weakness: Stairs
Romance: Never on her todd
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family, Sarah Palin | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Ice Princess: Sarah Palin And Princess Diana Match Up
SARAH Palin is distantly related to the late Princess Diana, says the Daily Mail.
Palin and the sole inhabitant of the fabled Six Floor of Harvey Nichols are princess are tenth cousins.
Anorak suspected as much when Palin began to talk through her fringe and when confronted with tough question cocked her head and looked cute.
So how similar are they?
Sarah Palin
Age: 44
Languages: Language
Sport: Hunting
View: Can see Russia
Favourite Dish: Pig in lipstick
Weakness: Economic policy
Romance: On Her Todd
Princess Diana
Age: …shall not whither her
Languages: Pret a porter
Sport: Hunted
View: Can see Scotch Corner Wool House, half the bar at the Mandarin Oriental and the bathroom of Flat 3b, 132 Sloane Avenue
Favourite Dish: Queen of hearts
Weakness: Stairs
Romance: Never on her todd
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family, Sarah Palin | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Royal Houses And Mansions For Immigrants
DANNI “cannot believe it’s possible to get a £1.2 million mansion on state benefits.”
Danni appears on the Sun’s Page 3, responding to the front-page news, “Mother of all council houses”, the tale of the mum-of-seven, Afghan refugee who lives in a £1.2 mansion in Acton.
Readers learn that taxpayer Toorpakai Saindi’s residence causes the local council to pay her landlord £12,458 a month in rent.
Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Immigration, Media, Page 3 Girls, Royal Family | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Prelude To Paedophilia: Tea With The Queen Mum
PAEDOPHILIA is an evil, abhorrent sickness. And Paul Kidd is said to have run a “paedophile ring while serving the Royal Family”.
The Star has the news, and possibly the greatest tabloid line of all time:
“Bachelor Paul Kidd, 55, groomed at least one victim for sex by talking him for tea with the Queen Mum.”
The QM is no longer around to defend herself, having been used for kindling some years back. But even so…
Posted: 2nd, October 2008 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Diana’s Engagement Blouse And Wedding Knickers For Sale
PRINCESS Diana’s “engagement blouse” is to go under the hammer.
Not literally, although sending shards of the fabric to all corners of the world would surely be a gesture of great spiritual meaning. For such reasons, a miniature of the Diana wedding dress made from the greater wedding dress material is to also up for sale. More miniatures may be in the offing.
The Telegraph says the engagement blouse is being put up for sale by Elizabeth Emanuel, who tells us:
“It is sad, especially for me, but I don’t know what to do with them … There comes a point where it is so expensive to store.”
Yes, what with property prices so high in London, the space occupied by a blouse can go for as much £3million to £4million.
Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family | Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Diana’s Engagement Blouse And Wedding Knickers For Sale
PRINCESS Diana’s “engagement blouse” is to go under the hammer.
Not literally, although sending shards of the fabric to all corners of the world would surely be a gesture of great spiritual meaning. For such reasons, a miniature of the Diana wedding dress made from the greater wedding dress material is to also up for sale. More miniatures may be in the offing.
The Telegraph says the engagement blouse is being put up for sale by Elizabeth Emanuel, who tells us:
“It is sad, especially for me, but I don’t know what to do with them … There comes a point where it is so expensive to store.”
Yes, what with property prices so high in London, the space occupied by a blouse can go for as much £3million to £4million.
Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family | Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Prince Edward Finds Work On Queen’s New Jet
ONE day on from the Daily Star’s shocker:
“The Queen is skint and will run out of cash in just three years time..The news follows Playboy boss Hugh Hefner laying off his bunnies”
And the Sun leads with:
“AIR FORCE ONE – Queen to buy £7milion private jet - Her Majesty, who currently shares the use of VIP flights with Government ministers and military chiefs, has taken a close personal interest in the new jet’s design.”
Posted: 27th, September 2008 | In: Queen Elizabeth and Phil, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Prince Edward Finds Work On Queen’s New Jet
ONE day on from the Daily Star’s shocker:
“The Queen is skint and will run out of cash in just three years time..The news follows Playboy boss Hugh Hefner laying off his bunnies”
And the Sun leads with:
“AIR FORCE ONE – Queen to buy £7milion private jet - Her Majesty, who currently shares the use of VIP flights with Government ministers and military chiefs, has taken a close personal interest in the new jet’s design.”
Posted: 27th, September 2008 | In: Queen Elizabeth and Phil, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
IT’S her. It’s Princess Diana on the front-page of the Express. Today Diana is wearing a pearl chocker, pearl earrings and a lilac collar.
This is Diana’s letter-writing outfit du jour. And the Express has peeked at her “revealing letters to nanny”.
“HOW DIANA CONFESSED IN LETTERS: WHEN I DANCE I LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT.”
Is that an elephant dancing, or just an elephant in a sequined dress and heels? And when did Diana see either vision, at a party, perhaps, for Prince Edward’s 21st?
Nanny is Mary Clarke, who is selling off her Diana Letters to the highest bidder. The letters are nothing short of sensational.
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
IT’S her. It’s Princess Diana on the front-page of the Express. Today Diana is wearing a pearl chocker, pearl earrings and a lilac collar.
This is Diana’s letter-writing outfit du jour. And the Express has peeked at her “revealing letters to nanny”.
“HOW DIANA CONFESSED IN LETTERS: WHEN I DANCE I LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT.”
Is that an elephant dancing, or just an elephant in a sequined dress and heels? And when did Diana see either vision, at a party, perhaps, for Prince Edward’s 21st?
Nanny is Mary Clarke, who is selling off her Diana Letters to the highest bidder. The letters are nothing short of sensational.
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
