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Madeleine McCann: Spotted In Monkey Land, Fled To Lapland And A Christmas Message
Anything could have happened – it’s awful, but you think of Madeline McCann
Prince Charles Flies In the Face Of Global Warming
HAVING made his way on foot (taking care to hold his breath every third step to keep carbon emissions down) the Prince of Wales, Prince Charles, is arrived in Indonesia.
His mission: to promote his Rainforest Project.
Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Global Warming, Media, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Will Die Like Princess Diana
BARACK is Princess Diana.
And you know what happened to her…
The ascension of Barack Obama has laid bare the stunning extent of our own softening, the distance we’ve traveled from the people we once were.
It’s the Barack Obama death cult…
(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)
Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
Posted: 24th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Barack Obama Will Die Like Princess Diana
BARACK is Princess Diana.
And you know what happened to her…
The ascension of Barack Obama has laid bare the stunning extent of our own softening, the distance we’ve traveled from the people we once were.
It’s the Barack Obama death cult…
(Image: Beau Bo D’Or)
Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
Posted: 24th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
United In Grief: Jorg Haider And Princess Diana Were Two Of A Kind
SAYS Volkswagen spokesman Peter Thul on the death of Jorg Haider (aka Joerge Haider):
“Many things bring to mind Lady Diana’s death.”
First of all , she was a Princess - the Peoples’ Princess; a Princess of Hearts; Our Lady Of the Immaculate Handbag. Indeed, at the time of his car crash Haider was rumoured to be romancing a Muslim man in his thirties, the son of an immigrant shop worker.
Also:
- Haider was blonde and blue eyed
He adored dogs
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Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
United In Grief: Jorg Haider And Princess Diana Were Two Of A Kind
SAYS Volkswagen spokesman Peter Thul on the death of Jorg Haider (aka Joerge Haider):
“Many things bring to mind Lady Diana’s death.”
First of all , she was a Princess - the Peoples’ Princess; a Princess of Hearts; Our Lady Of the Immaculate Handbag. Indeed, at the time of his car crash Haider was rumoured to be romancing a Muslim man in his thirties, the son of an immigrant shop worker.
Also:
- Haider was blonde and blue eyed
He adored dogs
-
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
GMTV In Prince Andrew Suicide Bomb Horror
TANIA Bryer is a suicide bomber.
After leaving the GMTV weather panel, she has appeared in numerous photospreads with her wonderful husband and gorgeous/talented/blonder-than-yours children; and appeared in photospreads without her wonderful ex-husband and beautiful/stunning/creative children.
Following that lot is no easy thing, and the fear is the she has seen the coverage suicide bombers get and thought, “Yes, I’ll have some of that.”
Posted: 16th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Royal Family, War On Terror | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Di Another Day: Kate Middleton’s Car Phone
CALL the Celebrity Police Force. But we cannot. They are without a head, and the celeb’s face may not adorn the halls of Scotland Yard posing with a young CPC.
As Sun Page 3 stunna Keeley says: “Surely Kate can afford a hands-free kit… or she could get Wills to buy her one.” On a squaddies wage… No chance.
The Sun’s front-page reveals that Kate Middleton has been spotted driving a car while talking on a mobile telephone.
Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kate Middleton, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Di Another Day: Kate Middleton’s Car Phone
CALL the Celebrity Police Force. But we cannot. They are without a head, and the celeb’s face may not adorn the halls of Scotland Yard posing with a young CPC.
As Sun Page 3 stunna Keeley says: “Surely Kate can afford a hands-free kit… or she could get Wills to buy her one.” On a squaddies wage… No chance.
The Sun’s front-page reveals that Kate Middleton has been spotted driving a car while talking on a mobile telephone.
Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kate Middleton, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
