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August 28th, 2008
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Big Brother: The Hardest Working Breasts In Showbiz
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
BIG Brother news and news that “NICOLE: BOOBS WILL MAKE ME £MILLION”.
Nicole Cammack’s boobs have some way to be the hardest working breasts in showbusiness, that title being shared by Jordans, but they are not without drive and ambition.
Big Brother: The Hardest Working Breasts In Showbiz
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
BIG Brother news and news that “NICOLE: BOOBS WILL MAKE ME £MILLION”.
Nicole Cammack’s boobs have some way to be the hardest working breasts in showbusiness, that title being shared by Jordans, but they are not without drive and ambition.
Big Brother: Gazza, Nicole And Rex
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
IT’S “Big Brother Nicole”. She wants to tell us about: “COCAINE, GAZZA AND ME.”
Given the PR dive to make whiny Nicole appear interesting, Cocaine, Gazza and Me may well turn out to be the names of three Yorkshire terriers she once encountered on Hamstead Heath.
Big Brother: Gazza, Nicole And Rex
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
IT’S “Big Brother Nicole”. She wants to tell us about: “COCAINE, GAZZA AND ME.”
Given the PR dive to make whiny Nicole appear interesting, Cocaine, Gazza and Me may well turn out to be the names of three Yorkshire terriers she once encountered on Hamstead Heath.
Gary Glitter Is Hiding: Want to Know Where?
GARY Glitter was on the runway last night. ITN news broadcast pictures of his plane, in scenes not witnessed since the PLO (Paedo Liberation Army) was in its pomp.
Would the plane explode in a fireball? Would Glitter’s hostages to media be allowed to disembark unmolested? Or would they be required to chant “Leader… Leader… Leader” and the plane taken to Legoland?
Kier Simmons, the youthful broadcaster was onboard. A honey trap? Possibly. But Simmons remained intact, and free to tell us that “YES” Glitter had landed.
After the Olympics The TV Titles
“OLYMPIC DAMES,” announces the Mirror’s front page. Britain’s New Olympians are top be given titles.
“GIVE OUR HEOES A GONG,” says the Mail on its cover. Anorak senses a campaign, and one the Mail has every chance of winning (see Mirror).
Titles for one and all. And to go with the medals and ribbons, a valuable spot in the TV titles.
Northern Peaks: Canada’s North West Passage Of Porn
CANADIAN Governments wants more Canadians to get invovled in porn:
The Canada Family Action Coalition wants the Conservatives to quash last week’s decision by the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission to grant a licence to adult film network Northern Peaks.
The licence granted to Alberta-based Real Productions requires the new channel broadcast 50% Canadian content. That means Canadian young people will be enlisted to work on and in some cases appear in porn films, says Charles McVety, president of CFAC.
In Canada, everyone can hear you scream…
Big Brother’s Stephanie McMichael Steals Fame
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
“BIG BRUV STEPH IS ATTACKED IN STREET.”
Grim news on the Star’s front page is that “sexy” Stephanie McMichael has been the victim of muggers following a night out in London’s venue of strumpets, Chinawhite.
And no surprise whatsoever to learn that the felons stole her mobile phone. You know, the one with the names of all her celebrity chums on.
“Now the babe fears for the security of her celeb friends as their contact details are stored on her phone.”
How the likes of Keith Harris, Chico and DanLy – “the world’s third best Kylie and Danni Minogue impersonator” – must be hoping that their phones will ring.
Big Brother’s Stephanie McMichael Steals Fame
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
“BIG BRUV STEPH IS ATTACKED IN STREET.”
Grim news on the Star’s front page is that “sexy” Stephanie McMichael has been the victim of muggers following a night out in London’s venue of strumpets, Chinawhite.
And no surprise whatsoever to learn that the felons stole her mobile phone. You know, the one with the names of all her celebrity chums on.
“Now the babe fears for the security of her celeb friends as their contact details are stored on her phone.”
How the likes of Keith Harris, Chico and DanLy – “the world’s third best Kylie and Danni Minogue impersonator” – must be hoping that their phones will ring.
BBC Is Pro Obama
AS he notes:
WHEN BAD NEWS IS NO NEWS. I was looking at the BBC’s coverage of the US Presidential race and was ..ahem..surprised to see no coverage of the latest poll in the States giving McCain a 5 point lead over the Chosen One. Happily, the BBC’s poll still shows Obama in the lead.
John Prescott On Jodie Marsh On Class
THAT’S John Prescott licking the face of the Jodie Marsh biscuit on the Express’s cover.
Says the headline: “Don’t fret Pauline! I’m just discussing class with this young lady.”
She’s Jodie Marsh, the strumpet who once invited music television viewers to take her “up the aisle”. It’s “2 Jags Meets 2 Jugs,” observes the Sun, and readers are left to wonder which of Prescott or Marsh has the larger bust and the bigger “parking space”.
Everybody Hates Big Brother’s Nicole
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
BIG Brother’s Nicole is the “MOST HATEED HOUSEMATE EVER”.
So says the Star which is specialist is matter of hating Big Brother housemates.
Everybody Hates Big Brother’s Nicole
BIG Brother 9 Watch: Anorak’s looks at Big Brother news in the media…
BIG Brother’s Nicole is the “MOST HATEED HOUSEMATE EVER”.
So says the Star which is specialist is matter of hating Big Brother housemates.
Steph Fakes It For Big Brother’s Rex And Nicole
“BIG BROTHER REX AND NICOLE ARE FAKE,” says the Star.
Fake is just about the worst insult a reality TV agonist can have leveled at them.
Steph Fakes It For Big Brother’s Rex And Nicole
“BIG BROTHER REX AND NICOLE ARE FAKE,” says the Star.
Fake is just about the worst insult a reality TV agonist can have leveled at them.
Threats To X-Factor Judges
DANNII Minogue has “fled an X Factor audition after being threatened by a reject’s entire family”.
If anyone should know how a family member’s success can affect the rest of her clan it is Kylie’s sister. So what happened?
The Mirror says the rejected wannabe and his family “lay in wait to corner the show judge”. And rearrange her rearranged features?
Jade Goody Victim Of Sick Indian Big Brother Stunt?
JADE Goody has cervical cancer. Or as the Economic Times of India puts it: “Jade Goody detected with cancer.”
If there was one area of Jady Goody’s life yet to be exposed it was her cervix. But now that gap in her CV has been plugged.
Jade Goody Victim Of Sick Indian Big Brother Stunt?
JADE Goody has cervical cancer. Or as the Economic Times of India puts it: “Jade Goody detected with cancer.”
If there was one area of Jady Goody’s life yet to be exposed it was her cervix. But now that gap in her CV has been plugged.
Poppa Dumb: Shilpa Greets Jade Goody In India
JADE Goody is to enter the Big Brother house in India, slowing the local that there former colonial overlords have evolved from the stiff-upper-lipped, subjugating and jingoistic ninnies of old to something altogether less pleasant.
Shilpa Shetty, aka Shilpa Poppadom, who encountered Goody The Hoody on Celebrity Big Brother is now retuned to “where she come from”, as Danielle Lloyd advised.
Poppa Dumb: Shilpa Greets Jade Goody In India
JADE Goody is to enter the Big Brother house in India, slowing the local that there former colonial overlords have evolved from the stiff-upper-lipped, subjugating and jingoistic ninnies of old to something altogether less pleasant.
Shilpa Shetty, aka Shilpa Poppadom, who encountered Goody The Hoody on Celebrity Big Brother is now retuned to “where she come from”, as Danielle Lloyd advised.