Britney Spears Loses Her Kids Again
IN the last few months Britney Spears has lost her rhythm, her looks and her children. Only the Australians and French have lost more in recent times.
And now we learn over the wires that Britney Spears is losing contact with her kids again.
“Troubled Britney” is now forbidden from visiting with 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, both currently living with Spears’ ex- husband, Kevin Federline.
If Troubled Britney wants to see her children she must comply with a court order, Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled. Or else wait to see them on TV confessional chat shows years from now.
In addition to ordering the twice-weekly drug tests, Gordon ordered Spears to spend eight hours per week working with a “parenting coach,” who was to observe her interactions with her children.
At once we see opportunity grasped from the jaws of loss. A TV show. And we too can look on and see how Britney functions with her kids. And if we look on via an HD TV set, we can see the minute details the newspapers might miss…
October 18th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
aww, poor old Britters.
She grew up in a house where deep fried cake was ok for breakfast obviously.
Maybe they should order her parents to classes too, as they have done something badly wrong during her upbringing. My opinion, possibly just being mean….
October 18th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Let’s look closely…
October 18th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
I think Britney is a CIA-NSA plot to keep us from paying attention to real news like the size of the Bechtel Corporation or Lindsey Lohan