Comments on: Tom Cruise And Your Scientology Audit

By: sageb1

sageb1 — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:55:21 +0000

these question are diversions: always answer NO to them.

By: David

David — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:10:16 +0000

What no couch jumping questions?
Did they leave out the question about are you a feeble minded idiot with more money than sense?
That seems to be a prerequisite for membership.

By: Anorak

Anorak — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 19:21:19 +0000

Are you afraid, Hal?

By: Karen

Karen — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:29:05 +0000

I’d love to know how many people answered yes to any of those questions.

Are you sure that isn’t the auditing session for deposed dictators?

Or L Ron’s plans for the future?

By: Anorak

Anorak — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 14:01:19 +0000

Have you driven anyone insane? - YES!!!!

By: BabyJane

BabyJane — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 13:05:17 +0000

1, tom cruise Says:

Have you ever lied about your height?
Have you ever worn stack heels?
Have you ever slept with a male actor?
———
On how many apple boxes did you stand in your latest movie?

By: penster

penster — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:27:54 +0000

Could be. Does he wear trekkie dacks?

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 12:08:39 +0000

I’ve never been a Cruise fan (the word smug springs to mind) but I think there are other ‘religions’ that give more cause for concern that Scientology!

Chap who lives near me is a committed (should be) trekkie… same difference??

By: penster

penster — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:34:42 +0000

The stuff movies are made of.

By: penster

penster — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:32:32 +0000

George Bush write this?

By: tom cruise

tom cruise — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:30:53 +0000

What about:

Have you ever lied about your height?

Have you ever worn stack heels?

Have you ever slept with a male actor?