Britney Spears Is Moving To Pakistan
CAN Britney Spears unite cultures?
The Hindustan Times reports: “The grapevine is abuzz with twice-divorced singer Spear’s romance with little known Ghalib, a man of Pakistani origin. Spears, according to Britain’s Sun newspaper, wanted to fake her death and embrace Islam and move to Pakistan and start a new life!”
It’s a great plan. Can’t fail. But a source tells the paper: “His parents Ghalib and Saghra are devastated. This week his dad gave him an ultimatum, ‘Give up Britney, or you are dead to me,’ which Adnan ignored.”
Yes, that’s right, father and son have the same name. Britney’s parents are Lynne and James Spears. Britney’s sister is called - get this - sister Jamie Lynn.
What looks so different turns out to be so much the same…