Lily Allen Is A Cartoon Unionist

“LILY Allen To Become Trade Union Cartoon.”

Reading that, Anorak begins to see why Spitting Image would not cut it in today’s world, getting out of the satire game while such headlines were still flagged as parody.

This news of Lily Allen is, now, all too believable. The singer’s move into the two-dimensional world of Charlie Says, Fred Bassett and Pamela Anderson will be augmented by an animated Levellers, the Irish .

The cartoons will urge people across the UK to go on specialised training courses.

Liz Smith, Unionlearn’s director, the TUC’s skills body, says: “There has been a quiet revolution in the workplace, in which trade unions and union learning reps are helping to improve the workforce’s skills, which benefits employers, individuals, and the economy.”

All that remains is to decide who will provide Allen with her cartoon voice, the smart money being on Bob Crow, general secretary of the British trade union RMT doing an impression of Road Runner…

Anorak

Posted: 4th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Lily Allen Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink