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Anorak Obituaries: Roy Scheider

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OLD MRS ANORAK: Do you remember Roy Scheider?

Anorak: Not really…

O MS A: Yes you do. The fella in Jaws?

A: The one with the beard, from the space film?

O MRS A: No that was Dreyfuss. This was the chief. The good lookin’ one… He was in Jaws 2. And the submarine thing…

A: SeaQuest DSV… Captain Nathan Bridger. Him?

O MRS A: Yes

A: What about him?

O MRS A: He died. Terribly sad…

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9 Responses to “Anorak Obituaries: Roy Scheider”

  1. JuneJohnson Says:

    Has he died then? he had a really nice bum

  2. DuncanR Says:

    Never noticed!

  3. Stan Says:

    Yes, sadly Roy passed away yesterday. I cannot coment on his bum.

  4. David Says:

    Cant say I was transfixed by his bum either. A lack of male bum awareness is one of my finer points I always thought.
    But he was a good actor.

  5. JuneJohnson Says:

    He was a good actor…and the thinking/appreciative woman’s eye candy too

  6. Mic Says:

    What did he die of?

    There was nothing fishy about it was there?

    ———-

    M and A

    Mic, seems it was plasma cells were affected by cancer

  7. DuncanR Says:

    Our ‘Jaws’ dropped when me and Mrs D heard the news

    ***************** EEEEEEEEEEEHhhhhhhhhhhh

  8. Sally Says:

    Mr. Scheider had suffered from multiple myeloma for several years, and died of complications from a staph infection, his wife, Brenda Siemer, said.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/11/movies/11scheider.html?ex=1360386000&en=82b74a183653534d&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

  9. Sammy J Says:

    i think we’re gonna need a bigger boat….

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