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Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Kate Beckinsale’s Mummified Vagina

SAYS Kate Beckinsale in Allure magazine:

“I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

And:

“My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?” she giggled before silently mouthing the words ‘My twat’ at the interviewer.

Mummy!

 

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4 Responses to “Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Kate Beckinsale’s Mummified Vagina”

  1. delboy Says:

    I wouldnt mind seeing her red carpet.

  2. penster Says:

    More than a handful’s a waste

  3. dairy Says:

    ..bit of a tw*t both ends it seems to me…

  4. Stan Says:

    I have no desire to see Kate’s growler.

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