Perez Hilton Is The Daily Mail
SAYS Perez Hilton: “Guess The Sexy Beast.”
The picture is of a pair of legs.
Wow!
Those are some HAIRY legs!
Who needs to work on her shave????
Is it someone hairy, like the Archbishop of Canterbury, Fozzie Bear or Cheetah from the Tarzan films?
It turns out to be a picture of Celine Dion, she of the famous ironic zapata moustache.
Why Hilton should be looking at her legs,which are not all that hairy, puts him in line less with the blogger rebels, the so-called new media, but with the old media, chiefly the Daily Mail, the paper which makes it its business to look at women of an age and scream “Eu!”