Tom Cruise’s ‘Prison’ For Katie Holmes And The Scientology Birthday Video
JOURNEY with us to the home of Tom Cruise and his not-that-much-taller-if-you-squint wife Katie Holmes. The home is to be modernised with space age technology:
Says a source: “There will be codes and devices that only Tom will have the secret information to operate. Katie, who led a carefree life before she met Tom, says it’ll be like a prison. Every move she makes inside or outside their house will be recorded. she says she’ll feel as though there is no escape from Tom’s controlling ways. You can escape the eyes of another person by going to a different part of the house. But [Katie] knows she can’t escape the roving eyes of the cameras that are constantly sweeping the house.”
As Michael K notes:
The source went on to say, “Katie will barely be able to move around her own home without being monitored by cameras and electrical devices.” Electrical devices? Oh shit! I wish I was around when Katie and Suri’s internal computer interferes with the new security system! Katie’s head will spin and she’ll start spewing shit like “Tom Cruise is the best bottom I’ve ever been with” and “Mrs. Tom Cruise Beckham.” Tommy programmed those phrases into Katie, so she can repeat them to him in the privacy of their alien chamber.
The video was obtained by Gawker of life aboard the watch Scientology boat Freewinds.
Cruise’s entrance is, of course, to the theme music from Top Gun, one of the movies for which the actor is best known, or was, until he took up his new role as evangelist for the bizarre Church. After the movie clips are played, and the bands perform, Cruise exclaims: “This is incredible… It’s the best birthday ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, and I mean ever!”
There’s no place like home; there’s no place like home…
March 15th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Scary cult is scary.
I’m glad I can’t afford to be a member.
March 15th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I wish the cult of Scientology had never gotten its clutches on Tom. As bizarre as some of his statements are, I still have to stand up and admit I enjoy his acting and that his performances move me. And he makes beautiful! babies.
Videos of Tom dancing and singing may be cringeworthy, but they are also endearing in a way, to me, because it shows that he doesn’t take himself so seriously that he keeps himself from enjoying the moment, even if he might embarrass himself. And I think Katie looks very happy lately, too.
March 15th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Will Tom’s closet also be monitored by cameras ?
March 15th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
He’s so far back in the closet that he’ll be appearing in Narnia next.
March 16th, 2008 at 7:55 am
What are all these gadgets for? Paranoid lot it seem.
March 16th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
From Christianity: Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin.
You’ve got to feel sorry for Tom and Katie. They are afraid of Anonymous, and all we want is to peacefully protest, reveal the truth about, and ultimately shut down the Cult they have chosen to join.
Join Anonymous. $ceintology is about to destroy this celebrity family, after all the normal families it has destroyed. It is time the truth about the Co$ is revealed to everyone: $cientology destroys families. And remember to send prayers out to whatever God, Angel, or other Divine agent you believe in for Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and their children.
April 19th, 2008 at 3:16 am
If shes wondering why Mad Money flopped, maybe people will see her movies again if she dumps the nut!! Nicole Kidman seems to be doing great after ditching the crazy dwarf.