Geri Halliwell’s Sanitary Ugenia Lavender
GERI Halliwell is no different and no better than any other celebrity mother and as such she will be writing a children’s book, for children and childish adults.
The book’s heroine is called Ugenia Lavender, which might sound like a female sanitary towel, and in time most probably will be..
Says Halliwell:
“One of the things I liked about writing the books was that it was almost like I got to exercise that brat-child that I am not allowed to be in real life. All the things I can’t do in real life - like sulking or stamping my feet or being rude to someone - Ugenia can do in the book.”
Let’s hope that life does not mirror art and Halliwell continues to be the refined lady we know her to be…
April 25th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Now, come on, Anorak!
Surely, it is not right to airbrush your celeb photos to this degree! I am sure Halliwell would like to be shown as she really is, warts ‘n’ all.
I mean, Girl Power!
April 25th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I hope the ‘bratchild’ referred to isn’t her child. Why does this remind me of Fergie and the little helicopter stories? Red hair, children’s stories. Does she know what kid’s want, what they really really want? no not a lover wrong answer.
BTW I remember now Fergie has a daughter called Ugenia
April 26th, 2008 at 1:58 am
I Gerri pinching ideas from Fergie!
April 26th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Just so long as no-one calls her ‘an author’.
April 27th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Geri is an author.
April 27th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Billy Ball 5…. aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh. WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP AND WATER NOW.