Jennifer Lopez’s Odorama Reality TV Show

JENNIER Lopez is to star in a reality TV show. Correction: Jennifer Lopez is not to star in a reality show.

Says her management:

“The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce for TLC is not a reality show. It’s a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life.”

It’s scratch and sniff TV, a long-awaited update to Mike Todd’s Smell-O-Vision (cigar smoke), and John Waters’ Odorama (farts, skunks, and rotten shoes.)

Gain enviable insight into J-Lo’s world as you tune in and spritz your face with her latest eponymous scent, wafting a filled nappy before your face when the nanny wanders past, sniffing last week’s wet flannel to invoke the smell of damp cave when husband Marc Anthony flutters by and hugging two overstuffed cushions to your chest.

Let’s hope Jenny who owns the block manages to flog lost of her scent, and all the scraping of her bed sheets of a morning is worthwhile.

UPDATE: If she doesn’t earn the money, chances are Jen’s twins will have to downgrade to the £6,000 24-caart gold-plated pram, with its common satin interior, leather hood and ermine pelt made by Graham Richardson at his Lincolnshire restoration firm.

Picture 

Anorak

Posted: 1st, May 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink