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Castor Oil And Pollox To Angelina Jolie’s Babies

british-angelina-jolie Castor Oil And Pollox To Angelina Jolies BabiesANGELINA Jolie is pregnant with her own children:

The couple - who are expecting twins in August – are said to be arguing over potential names because Brad doesn’t like Angelina’s suggestions.

Angelina reportedly wants to name the babies Castor and Pollox after the twins of her birth sign, but Brad has dismissed the suggestion as he doesn’t want a daughter with a name “like a British cuss word”.

What about Cock and Sparrah, John and Thomas, or Fanny and Adams?

‘They fuck you up, your Mum and Dad,
They may not mean to, but they do’

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4 Responses to “Castor Oil And Pollox To Angelina Jolie’s Babies”

  1. Gloria Smudd Says:

    They fuck you up, your Mum and Dad,
    They may not mean to, but they do’
    ……………..

    Stop Larkin about.

  2. JuneJohnson Says:

    Slug and Lettuce? oh bummer its a pub chain

  3. dairy Says:

    the Jolie-Pitt bit is bad enough, why give the poor kids even more grief? she did enough damage with poor Shiloh. Gwyneth Paltrow and Bob Geldof have a lot to answer for….

  4. dairy Says:

    …imagine the unfortunate child having to confirm their name every time with “Pollox Pitt!!” - a life of permanent detention awaits…..

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