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	<title>Comments on: Amy Winehouse Caption Contest</title>
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		<title>By: Pendragon</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-332289</link>
		<dc:creator>Pendragon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amy Winehouse proves she has her anus on the top of her head by breaking wind in front of the paparazzi</description>
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		<title>By: Pendragon</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-332288</link>
		<dc:creator>Pendragon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Blind Date entrant deeply regrets going for contestant number three</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blind Date entrant deeply regrets going for contestant number three</p>
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		<title>By: bob</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327519</link>
		<dc:creator>bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amy, on leaving a prison visit with Blake.
"Sshh Blake, and for fucks sake hold onto the drugs"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amy, on leaving a prison visit with Blake.<br />
&#8220;Sshh Blake, and for fucks sake hold onto the drugs&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: brandonflours</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327433</link>
		<dc:creator>brandonflours</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Clinical tests link heroin to aggressive brain cancer</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clinical tests link heroin to aggressive brain cancer</p>
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		<title>By: Petermac</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327430</link>
		<dc:creator>Petermac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"I'm checking to the clinic in for a few days to try and get my head sorted out"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m checking to the clinic in for a few days to try and get my head sorted out&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: eschaton</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327416</link>
		<dc:creator>eschaton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amy: "where's my fucking dog gone" ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amy: &#8220;where&#8217;s my fucking dog gone&#8221; ?</p>
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		<title>By: dairy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327338</link>
		<dc:creator>dairy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:54:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amy beehives herself (for once) - but I agree, Yampster's got it on this one!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amy beehives herself (for once) - but I agree, Yampster&#8217;s got it on this one!!</p>
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		<title>By: Shannon</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327319</link>
		<dc:creator>Shannon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another gram of hair or heroin and she'll topple over!
P.S. I love her anyway!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another gram of hair or heroin and she&#8217;ll topple over!<br />
P.S. I love her anyway!</p>
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		<title>By: lyn</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327304</link>
		<dc:creator>lyn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>An Alien has landed, but we know it ain't true because it is Amy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An Alien has landed, but we know it ain&#8217;t true because it is Amy!</p>
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		<title>By: Penster</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327301</link>
		<dc:creator>Penster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amy's off her head again.

(but Yampster wins!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amy&#8217;s off her head again.</p>
<p>(but Yampster wins!)</p>
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		<title>By: John Blake</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327292</link>
		<dc:creator>John Blake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>New native tribe found in Amazon,  and new species of hair lice found in Amy's hair.</description>
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		<title>By: Capitini</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327286</link>
		<dc:creator>Capitini</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Luis Figo gets attacked by eagle while entering drag club</description>
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		<title>By: Billy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327275</link>
		<dc:creator>Billy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yampster wins it by a hairs breadth....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yampster wins it by a hairs breadth&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: yampster</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327266</link>
		<dc:creator>yampster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rare black Peruvian Owl enters RSPB clinic in London to have unsightly growth removed from anus</description>
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		<title>By: Pee Pee Herman</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327264</link>
		<dc:creator>Pee Pee Herman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it still a prerequesite to be British and have bad teeth?? 

Could they possibly find an uglier female on the planet than Amy Winehouse???? 

EGADS !!!! She's a scary sight to reckon with - It's a good thing she can belt them out; what a walking horror show. Imagine coming home to that tramp every night!

Jiminy Crickets!!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it still a prerequesite to be British and have bad teeth?? </p>
<p>Could they possibly find an uglier female on the planet than Amy Winehouse???? </p>
<p>EGADS !!!! She&#8217;s a scary sight to reckon with - It&#8217;s a good thing she can belt them out; what a walking horror show. Imagine coming home to that tramp every night!</p>
<p>Jiminy Crickets!!<br />
rel:c:7.12</p>
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		<title>By: Billy</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327255</link>
		<dc:creator>Billy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Try saying this 
 when you are as wasted as Winehouse...
"Amy Winehouse's Beehive Hairdo is Nearly as High as Her"
You will wobble....and possibly fall down...Beware.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try saying this<br />
 when you are as wasted as Winehouse&#8230;<br />
&#8220;Amy Winehouse&#8217;s Beehive Hairdo is Nearly as High as Her&#8221;<br />
You will wobble&#8230;.and possibly fall down&#8230;Beware.</p>
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		<title>By: Saul</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327245</link>
		<dc:creator>Saul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another mini adventure.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another mini adventure.</p>
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		<title>By: Anorak</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327243</link>
		<dc:creator>Anorak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:30:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I go where the hair leads</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I go where the hair leads</p>
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		<title>By: wtf</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327240</link>
		<dc:creator>wtf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bloody tumbleweeds!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bloody tumbleweeds!</p>
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		<title>By: chenier</title>
		<link>http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrities/184819.html#comment-327236</link>
		<dc:creator>chenier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hair today, gone tomorrow...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hair today, gone tomorrow&#8230;</p>
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