Amy Winehouse Stones The Crows
HOW scary is Amy Winehouse?
Norfolk farmer Marlon Brooks has modelled his scarecrow on singer Amy Winehouse:
“The pigeons are terrified, they’re sitting up on the telephone wires too scared to come into the field which is brilliant. Every farmer needs an Amy scarecrow”
If farmers need something scary to stand around in a field all day, why not put on a music festival and invite Max Hastings to attend?
“She’s the best scarecrow we’ve ever had and she’s doing a brilliant job. In fact she’s doing a better job scaring the birds than she is singing at the moment.
“I’d be happy to offer her a full time job if she needs one when the singing is over”.
Singing..?
July 25th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Does it sing?
July 26th, 2008 at 3:39 am
Amy may scare the birds away but its Cherie Blair’s face and her mouth that would have given director Alfred Hitchcock a really FRIGHTENING movie…….aaaaahhhhh!
July 26th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
I agree John.
Cherie Blair’s mouth.
You certainly wouldn’t put anything precious in there.