Beyonce Knowles Is Michael Jackson
MY name’s Beyonce Knowles and tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be… Michael Jackson:
Watch that hair dye doesn’t run, kidz…
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August 8th, 2008 at 8:53 am
I remember back in the seventies me mate Davo had invented this skin colour change machine. He called it ‘Chamelion One’. I tried it out at a well known yardie pub in Docklands area. I went in white and the whole place went quiet and although I wasn’t hassled there was an uncomfortable feel to the place and I dodge many a bloodshoy eye. After a while I went to the bogs and put on my affro wig, turned the machine to the West Indian position and my skin went a lovely dark colour. I almost got sprung right away having a piss but managed to slip my inferior manhood away before the monster next to me gave it the downward glance. Anyway, upshot was I had a great night. Met loads of people got drunk as lord and I parted hours later with fond memories. Good people.
I staggered out of the pub right into a bunch of Skinheads who beat the shit out of me. In desperation I turned the machine ‘Pasty’ and I was lucky it worked as the skinheads smashed the machine and left me a bloodied mess.
My mate never made another one.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Fine looking woman, whatever shade she currently is.
August 7th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I only found out the other day that Unilever are marketing (very successfully) skin whitening lotions in India. It seems many young women there are eager to get that “European” look by chemically bleaching their skin. Meanwhile, here in Manchester, young women are clambering over each other to get that “You know when you’ve been tangoed” look by dyeing their skin.
Seems humanity doesn’t need decades of inter-racial sex before we become a homogenous inter-skin tone, we can just go to Boots and slap it on. Shame really, I quite liked the former idea. Have to keep that as plan B for when we realise all these lotions are carcinogenic. For the record, I think Beyonce looks fitter in the first one.
Would it be in bad taste for Obama to start whitening himself up in such a fashion to tempt racially nervous, white Americans? Maybe Mcain could darken himself an equal amount to level the playing field. Offensive? Perhaps. Interesting? I think so.