Celebrity Stench Of The Day: P Diddy Is A King
WANT to smell lke P. Diddy, Ken Dodd’s Diddyman-done-good?
Diddy has a news smell out. Each morning a team of nasologists scrape his sheets and bedpan and distil the detritus into a potion. It’s called ‘I Am King’. Says Diddy:
“We are all descendents of royalty - and if we carry ourselves and respect ourselves in that manner and believe in ourselves, then we are all kings.
It has nothing to do with being arrogant. I Am King is not a statement about myself - I Am King is about every man who is going to go and buy the fragrance.”
I Am King combines base notes of warm white vest with top notes of athletes foot powder and genetically modifed corn…
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August 13th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Well, it’s probably an improvement on:
‘I am Queen’
August 13th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
although looking at the picture above it would have been more appropriate
August 13th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Quite so, Lone, but if we keep quiet we won’t have to share the fruits of our blackmail with anyone else…
August 13th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
mums the word
August 13th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Too bad , too late….
Just spent lunchtime grooming my boys, and they smell heavenly now…..I’ll pay later when we go near a ditch
August 14th, 2008 at 4:58 am
I hope that P Diddy does a lot of work for charity - just to balance his yin and yang!
Trouble is - I actually don’t think that his tongue in his cheek - at all.
August 14th, 2008 at 9:50 am
That would depend on which cheeks you are thinking about…
August 14th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Cannot possibly be worse than the 4 air freshner ones that Kylie sticks her name on,whilst spraying herself with designer £3000 a drop good stuff.
These celebs and their merchandising are so cynical and disingenuous. Who is stoopid enough to fall for this rubbish outside the die hard brainwashed, bog eyed, cultish clots, knows as fans.?
August 14th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
I’ll take two please
August 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am
P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, Doddy, Diddly-Diddly (ah no, that’s the Irish one) - just what is this daft bastard’s name anyway….???