Gordon Brown Should Have Married Jade Goody
ALONGSIDE news that Gordon Brown used his address to Labour Party conference to talk about himself and say that we was not a celebrity, and talk about “the real me” some more, is a picture of Jade Goody.
One cannot help but feel that had Brown employed Jayyde as his warm-up act rather than his functional wife Sarah, he might have received a fillip in the polls.
Might Jade Goody do for beige Brown what Sarah Palin has done for grey John McCain in the US: distract voters from looking at him?
New of “terrified” Jade is that she faces a year of chemotherapy for her cancer.
Anorak feels that a chance has been lost. Before yesterday’s address at the Labour AGM, few voters knew who Sarah Brown was, let alone what she looked like.
With some foresight, Jade could have been presented as the PM’s special friend, a belching British riposte to France’s Sarkozy and Bruni…
September 24th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Gordon Brown actually shook his wifes hand. What a w**ker.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Noticed in the Sun, Sarah ‘laid one’ on him in front of everyone! Give him a break and a chance - we all know that ‘behind every great man stands a woman’. He may come to life, yet!
September 24th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
no i won’t give hima break or a chance nor will the rest of us - why should we. What about giving us a break or a chance.
September 24th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I know.
On the other hand, look at the rest of them…
September 24th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
And then there’s poor Knut, undoubtedly in need of consolation now that his dad has gone to the Great Iceberg in the Sky.
We could feed Jade to Knut; that would cheer him up.
And even if it didn’t work we would still be better off…
September 24th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Poor person who wrote this article has no qualifications. Such a shame, considering the size their ego must be, based on article in question.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:24 am
there we go - straight over the head again…..
September 25th, 2008 at 10:33 am
…..I do wonder sometimes what is coming out of the educational system nowadays.
Dog knows here on Anorka we’re not picky about spelling, and grammatical standards may not be perfect, but on the whole we manage the comprehension bit.
If Inssider had been writing text-speke I would pass on. But this is a literate person who hasn’t a clue, so what are the rest of them like?
September 25th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Gordon and Jade may be a lot of things, and you can call me what you like. I do hope however you lose your virginity soon.
Your vehemently rigid words, despite their sound spelling, punctuation and decadent grammar will not stand up for you in the real world.
My Nan always said empty vessels make the most noise.
September 26th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
…indeed they do, Insider, but they generally have a sense of humour as well, which is something we all subscribe to on this site….
if that is something you are lacking, then please feel free to go elsewhere, as you most certainly won’t be happy here….